Remember when we were kids and at every opportunity, some adult would have us play that silly Telephone game? You know… the one where the lead person comes up with a sentence or statement, whispers it into the ear of the next person in line, and the sentence is passed from person to person until it reaches the end of the line. The last person then repeats the sentence out loud, the first person announces what it actually was, and everyone gets to laugh about how goofy it got by being passed from ear to ear and being altered because of mispronunciations and hearing ability.
Of course I realize that the game was simply a means for adults to keep us in line while we were waiting for something or killing time. Haven’t we even now as adults, tried to use it on our own kids?
Being the silly kind of fracas that I am, I’ve decided to create an internet version of the game. The results are below, for your reading pleasure! If you’re on the page and have played the game, please feel free to take this badge and display it on your sidebar with a link back to this page so your readers can enjoy your contribution!

If you want to be part of it, please leave a comment at fracas and I will add you the next time it comes back around to me, but please don’t just start doing it yourself as that will ruin the proper flow.
1. Fracas – http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.
2. Mark @ Blogitude – http://www.blogitude.com/ writes:
Never continue dating anyone who is nude to the waiter.
3. Wiggy @ http://damewigginsoflee.wordpress.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude to the waiter.
4. Froggy @ The Road Less Traveled - http://froglette79.wordpress.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude under the waiter.
5. InTheFastLane@ That’s Life – http://thatslifev2.blogspot.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude under the water.
6. Treadmillista @ Just Treadmilling Around – http://treadmillinginplace.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue dating everyone who is nude under the water.
7. Christine @ Watch Me! No, Watch Me! – http://watchmenowatchme.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue watching everyone who is nude under the water.
8. Candace @ not that i don’t love my kids – http://notthatidontlovemykids.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue scratching everyone who is nude under the water.
9. Fracas @ fracas – http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Forever avoid scratching everyone who is nude under the water.
10. Bluepaintred @ Bluepaintred – http://www.bluepaintred.com writes:
Never avoid scratching everyone who is nude under the water.
11. Shelli @ Shelli’s Sentiments – http://shellis-sentiments.com writes:
Never avoid kissing everyone who is nude under the water.
12. Judy @ Sugar Queen’s Dream – http://sugar-queens-dream.blogspot.com/ writes:
Never avoid kissing everyone who is nude under the blankets.
13. Trish @ Not Your Typical Granny - http://notagranny.blogspot.com/ writes:
Never avoid spanking everyone who is nude under the blankets.
14. Amy @ Amy’s Musings – http://www.amysmusings.com/ writes:
Never try spanking everyone who is nude under the blankets.
15. Tense @ A Tense Teacher – http://tenseteacher.net/ writes:
Never try shagging everyone who is nude under the blankets.
16. Chili @ The Blue Door – http://theinnerdoor.wordpress.com/ writes:
Certainly try shagging everyone who is nude under the blankets.
17. O’Mama @ Life and Times of Organic Mama – http://thebluetwin.wordpress.com/ writes:
Certainly try shagging everyone who is nude under the bleachers.
18. Grammar Snob @ Grammar Snob – http://amylynn1313.blogspot.com/ writes:
Certainly try judging everyone who is nude under the bleachers.
19. Prof. J. @ Professor J’s Place – http://professorjsplace.blogspot.com/ writes:
Certainly try judging everyone who is rude under the bleachers.
20. Shrieking Lizzy @ Shriekinglizzy’s new digs – http://shriekinglizzy.multiply.com/ writes:
Certainly try juggling everyone who is rude under the bleachers.
21. Fracas @ Fracas – http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Certainly try ignoring everyone who is rude under the bleachers.
22. Linda @ At Linda’s – http://atLindas.com writes:
Certainly try ignoring everyone who is shagging under the bleachers.
23. Rotus @ Rotus – http://rotus.wordpress.com writes:
Certainly try joining everyone who is shagging under the bleachers.
24. Linky Love @ Add Your Link – http://www.linkylove.net writes:
Certainly try joining everyone who is linking under the bleachers.
25. Fracas @ Fracas – http://fracas.wordpress.com/read/telephone/ writes:
Certainly try joining everyone who is leaking under the bleachers.
26. JD @ I Do Things – http://idothings.info/ writes:
Certainly try drying everyone who is leaking under the bleachers.
27. Jeff @ View From The Cloud - http://www.viewfromthecloud.com/ writes:
Certainly try drying everyone who is moist under the bleachers.
28. Pat @ Annoyingly Boring – http://patglennon.net/ writes:
Australians try drying everyone who is moist under the bleachers.
29. Fracas @ Fracas – http://fracas.wordrpess.com writes:
Australians try drying everyone who is moist under the barbie.
30. Carrie @ Chocolate The Other white Meat - http://chocolatetheotherwhitemeat.blogspot.com/ writes:
Australians try frying everyone who is moist under the barbie.
31. momhuebert @ Chocolate After Supper – http://chocolateaftersupper.blogspot.com/ writes:
Australians try frying everyone who is caught under the barbie.
32. Fracas @ Fracas – http://fracas.wordrpess.com writes:
Paparazzi try frying everyone who is caught under the barbie.
33. Elle @ Maxwell The Tattooed Boy – http://elle3belle.blogspot.com writes:
Paparazzi try frying everyone who is caught under naked barbie.
34. Bren@ Blue Swamp Mama – http://blueswampmama.blogspot.com/ writes:
Paparazzi adore frying everyone who is caught under naked barbie.
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oh no! I don’t want to be the blog where meme’s go to die! sorry I was late on jumping aboard. it was vacation week here~! back now so please keep me in mind for the next one!
Comment by Candace August 21, 2007 @ 1:03 pmHi there! Not to worry.. in typical fracas fashion, I hadn’t been on today to pass it on to anyone else yet anyway, so it’s still all yours. I left you a message here:
http://notthatidontlovemykids.blogspot.com/2007/08/boobie-squeezer.html
And hope you don’t mind.. but I used you in a post a few days ago. Your boobie squeezer story prompted a call for stories from others.
Comment by fracas August 21, 2007 @ 9:15 pmdoing it today! of course, right after i emailed you my modem fell ill. just got fixed and i’m going to figure out this game of telephone. We are playing a serious game of email-tag now! But I’m gonna do this!
Comment by Candace August 23, 2007 @ 11:48 amNot a problem Candace. I haven’t checked my mail for a couple of days. We’re going away in a few days and I’ve been trying to write and post-date posts for while I’m gone.
Now that I’ve heard from you that you will do it, it doesn’t matter when. I just didn’t know before because I didn’t know how long you planned on being away from your blog.
I’ll not worry about it till after I get back from holidays anyway.. around the 31st or the 1st.
Comment by fracas August 23, 2007 @ 12:27 pmOkay, that was quick. You’re up and the game goes on! Thanks tons Candace.
Comment by fracas August 23, 2007 @ 12:39 pmFracas, tag someone else so we can keep this going. ;-)
Comment by Mark Steel September 25, 2007 @ 3:04 pm[...] so Fracas has this telephone thing going. It’s not a meme because it’s one person at a time. She said; “The person I’m tagging [...]
Pingback by » Rotus - the damn phone is for you. w00T (lol) December 13, 2007 @ 1:31 amOK, Ok I got the call!
Comment by rotus December 13, 2007 @ 8:40 pmI’m answering…
Comment by fracas December 13, 2007 @ 9:37 pmDing dong! Yeah, mine is a heavy old model… so what were you thinking Fracas I was going to change? Now you got me curious :-)
Comment by Linky love December 14, 2007 @ 9:36 pmLinky, you’ve tagged two people. You can only tag one or it ruins the game. Please remove one.
Comment by fracas December 14, 2007 @ 10:16 pmOk, me obedient, play by the rules… :-)
Comment by Linky love December 14, 2007 @ 10:29 pmI replied to you at your blog Linky. It isn’t about me being “mom” it’s just that it’s kind of a standard thing when blogging, that one blogger is supposed to respect another’s authorship of whatever they create, be it a meme, a game, a post, an article, a poem… etc.
It’s one of those standard rules that a person shouldn’t change someone else’s work unless they ask permission, use more than a reasonable quote of someone else’s work without asking, and even when quoting, should provide fair linkage and credit.
By doing what you did, the game would’ve been ruined. I did explain that in the instructions, and you did it anyway, stating that you were deliberately ignoring my game instructions. I’m not sure why you didn’t understand that wasn’t a nice thing to do, but it didn’t feel very nice on my end, so I asked you to correct it.
I’ve also suggested to you in the past, when you copied an entire post of mine, that you need to be careful about doing things that are considered faux pas among serious bloggers online. I was only trying to help you out when I gave that advice. You do need to be careful about respecting other bloggers or it will come back to you in a negative way eventually.
Again, I’m just trying to be helpful. I’ve seen others not bother to explain or coach… just get mad and label someone with a bad rep.
Comment by fracas December 14, 2007 @ 11:11 pmDear fracas,
Sorry to have opset you, and hope it’s ok now what I did on my site, otherwise please give more feedback.
I have a short meme history and having had others changing my rules + rutus way of talking about the rules as well, I was under the impression changing the rules was part of the game.
Adding 2 tags to keep the game alive easier seemed like a logical positive breaking of the rules.
Now I read closely your comments and 12 dec post, so I have no problem with joining the game the way you stated.
If the game doesn’t continue from my first tag, I am happely willing to delete the tagged person later and retag somebody else in another post.
Again my deepest appologies for upsetting you and hoping we can go on blogging in a friendly mood.
Always open for all your feedback :-)
Comment by Linky Love December 15, 2007 @ 7:49 amJust trying to help Linky. I got the impression (when you said something about me being mom) you were mad at me for telling you to correct the tags.
I blog friendly with everyone…
… well, except that rotten old mal federson who thinks women are pigs, and thinks everyone but himself isn’t “bred sufficiently” or “educated sufficiently”.
He can go frac off.
… oh, and maybe those people who think that if I just got high on Salvia, I’d stop telling people that getting high on Salvia is a bad thing to do. Yep.. I just need to get high and then I’ll be smarter. rotflmao.
they can frac off too.
Comment by fracas December 15, 2007 @ 10:38 amHi fracas,
There was a “:-)” next to the “mom” so it was all meant in good fun and deep respect, as I love my mom dearly and follow her guidance all the time, so did I correct your tag game.
Comment by Linky Love December 15, 2007 @ 8:43 pmDear mum,
I believe that you original comment regarding Linky Love’s double whammy went on my blog and not hers.
Your obedient son,
Comment by rotus December 16, 2007 @ 9:59 pmROTUS
Hi Fracas,
I retagged Beth looking forward she continues the game, happy newyear (my blogging hours are counted…)
Comment by Linky love December 20, 2007 @ 9:56 pmThanks Rotus.
Linky, I didn’t think Julia was going to do it but was too busy to mail you. I’m way behind on Christmas stuff since I’ve been taking care of that family member. running crazy now.
Thanks. I’ll watch for when Beth adds hers. Could you let Julia know you’ve tagged someone else. if she suddenly decides to do it, the flow will get all messed and I won’t be able to keep the running list anymore. If Julia does want back in, I can re-tag her next time it stalls.
Thanks again!
Comment by fracas December 20, 2007 @ 10:29 pmWill try to contact julia tomorrow. She has been quick in responding to a few other things, yet this game is a bit out of her blogs context.
The most obvious to tag is ellie from thepinkc dot net, but I have been bothering her already with so many memes…
Let’s see what beth does ;-)
Happy new year n take care of urself n ur family!
Hugs,
Linky off till 15th jan…
Comment by Linky Love December 21, 2007 @ 10:43 amHi Fracas,
Happy New Year,
Since Beth is not taking the bait, my dear partner Ellie at http://www.thepinkc.net will be tagged by me around the 15th :-)
Thanks for your patience,
LL
Comment by Linky Love January 1, 2008 @ 5:10 amLinky, that’s a long time from now. I’ll just take the tag back and get it going again. Thanks, but if I wait a month between tags when it’s going to only one at a time, there’s not much point in that.
I appreciate that you tried.
Comment by fracas January 1, 2008 @ 1:25 pmFun game! Feel free to add me to the chain for the future.
Comment by Jeff January 2, 2008 @ 9:11 amOk Jeff… I shall add you next time the game stalls and comes back to me!
I’ve just been to your blog and left a comment. I’m really glad you stopped in. I enjoyed your top
100, um..50, err..35, wait.. 50 list.You get the game next I have to pass it on for sure!
Comment by fracas January 2, 2008 @ 9:27 amFracas–
hey, saw the telephone game at JD’s place, I’d like to be in when it is time again after Jeff or whenever!
Comment by Elle January 3, 2008 @ 12:34 amYay! Ok.. a waiting list. This is really cool. I knew tagging JD was the right thing to do. She got me fans… so I didn’t have to!
Ya gotta love her. (And I shall remember to tag you Elle)
Comment by fracas January 3, 2008 @ 1:04 amPosting here to add Teresa to the waiting list… she posted her intentions on the Fraccers page.
http://teresaswords@blogspot.com/
Comment by fracas January 4, 2008 @ 11:49 amI have to pass
Comment by pawhealer January 4, 2008 @ 4:56 pmThanks for letting me know pawhealer. I’ll tag someone from the waiting list.
Comment by fracas January 6, 2008 @ 10:59 pmcan I be added to the waiting list…
Comment by Carrie January 8, 2008 @ 11:03 amWell of course you can Carrie! Had the waiting list not happened, I would’ve eventually made sure all my coven got to play! ;-)
Comment by fracas January 8, 2008 @ 12:37 pmDon’t know if you got it, but I sent you my entry in email this morning. Thanks for letting me play!
Comment by Jeff January 8, 2008 @ 2:43 pmFraccy… Carrie just added call waiting to your telephone game. Good one, Carrie! :)
Comment by linda January 8, 2008 @ 4:03 pm[...] it along to the next guy. That would be James from Daddyshack.net The rules are laid out below by Fracas, the creator of this rendition of [...]
Pingback by Telephone! January 10, 2008 @ 1:25 pmPat @ Annoyingly Boring here. I have played along
28. Pat @ Annoyingly Boring- http://annoyinglyboring.co/ writes:
Australians try drying everyone who is moist under the bleachers.
29. James @ Daddyshack – http://daddyshack.net/ writes:
Comment by PG January 10, 2008 @ 1:30 pm??????
Thanks Jeff and Pat. I’ve got you up now and can’t wait to see what James comes up with.
Comment by fracas January 11, 2008 @ 3:53 pmJames from Daddyshack has not answered his call and so according to the waiting list… it would seem Elle is next in the phone directory…
Comment by fracas January 25, 2008 @ 9:00 pmSo sorry! I dropped the call! Must have been a satellite dish or an overpass that scrambled my signal! I swear. Damn Sprint!
I’ll answer the call on a land line next time. ;)
Comment by Quirkee James January 25, 2008 @ 11:37 pmI’m here! Is it me? Or have you gone on without me?
Comment by Elle February 16, 2008 @ 8:56 amDear Frac
Comment by 70steen April 23, 2008 @ 4:35 pmI have no idea what the telephone game is? It never hit the UK on my time……. I so want to take part because after much stalking (strike enter watching ) I think I know what is going on!!!
You are absolutely welcome to be on the game list. I would’ve tagged you for it whether you asked or not… lol.
Comment by fracas April 23, 2008 @ 10:53 pmIt’s like when you translate for one language to another and then back. Or to a third language and then back. Lost in translation.
Comment by Jerry May 28, 2008 @ 6:58 pmsign me up pretty please.
Comment by zayzayem September 9, 2008 @ 4:12 amThis is oh so fun.
I used to know this as Chinese Whispers – but I think that’s deemed non-PC these days.
The game had stalled and honestly… I forgot about it. I shall rejuvenate it and add you for sure. Give me a wee bit to check out who might be next and if they’re still playing.
Comment by fracas September 9, 2008 @ 9:39 amSlacker! ;-)
Comment by Mark Steel January 2, 2009 @ 11:07 amFrac! I thought no one remembered this. Geez Mark… you sure don’t let a gal get away with anything, do you?
Good thing whether or not I stuff my bra is still only information I can verify…
Rofl.
Comment by fracas January 3, 2009 @ 1:29 pm