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[Links to individual pages are below the blather...]

Porn.

The internet is full of it, and you know at one time or another, you’ve searched for it. Porn is so available online that some people have become, well… bored with it.

So Fracas aims to offer you something new, something exciting.

FOOD PORN!

Now I’m not talking about that kind of porn where some very uninhibited people are doing things with produce (or some items from the other food groups) that make a person really know they don’t want to eat that afterwards. 

I’m also not talking about the photos of food so beautifully presented and photographed that just to be able to actually taste the dish, you’d walk through broken glass, give up your first born child, and sit bare-bottom in a field of poison ivy. 

I’m talking about porn… the old fashioned kind where your eyes are treated to photos of all kinds of naughty bits… only the naughty bits are actually made out of food. Food that grew that way because, well… it decided that if Paris Hilton could be famous for nothing other than showing her naughty bits, why should she get all the glory?

You’ll be able to find here every Friday, some naughty fruit, vegetable or other type of food that just can’t stay out of trouble, and you’ll also find a recipe for a tasty dish using that naughty little item.

This is the archive page for all of the Friday Food Porn. Please… enjoy yourself and know that if someone finds a link to here in your history, you most likely won’t end up on your ass outside with your suitcases flying out the windows!

You’re welcome!

(Please do upload the badge to your own blog and link it to this page.)

August 7, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – Spanking the Monkey (Bread)

July 31, 2009 – Food Porn is on step 9 of its 12-step recovery program… will return soon.
July 24, 2009 – Fracas took Food Porn to therapy, food porn feels unloved…
July 17, 2009 – Fracas think you don’t love the porn anymore… punishing you by denying you your porn.
July 10, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – That’s Splat!
July 3, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – ‘Wood’ You Mind

June 26, 2009 – Fracas caught for too much (food)porn on her hard drive…
June 19, 2009 – Fracas caught for too much (food)porn on her hard drive…
June 12, 2009 – Fracas caught for too much (food)porn on her hard drive…
June 5, 2009 – Fracas caught for too much (food)porn on her hard drive…

May 29, 2009 – Fracas caught for too much (food)porn on her hard drive…
May 22, 2009 – Fracas caught for too much (food)porn on her hard drive…
May 15, 2009 – Friday Food Porn Edible Cacti? (posted on May 16)
May 8, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – Butt-ering You Up (posted on May 15)
May 1, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – Sticking To Your Diet!

April 24, 2009 – Fracas in rehab for (food) porn addiction – Friday Food Porn not available.
April 17, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – Something’s Sprung
April 10, 2009 – Good Friday. Friday Food Porn is so not appropriate. See you next week.
April 3, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – A Lemony Snippet

March 27, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – A bit o’ crack…
March 20, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – Jalapeñ-OH
March 13, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – My Carrotty Kid
March 6, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – A Little Behind…

February 27, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – will be back next week.
February 20, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – Melonhead?
February 13, 2009 – Friday Food Porn (on Saturday) -  Cupid’s Garden
February 6, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – Poll On This!

January 30, 2009 – Fracas Food Porn not available but Fracas got a kick in the pants.
January 23, 2009 – Friday Food Porn not available because Fracas thinks you don’t miss it…
January 16, 2009 – Friday Food Porn not available because Fracas needs a kick in the pants?
January 9, 2009 – Friday Food Porn – Wings of Glory
January 2, 2009 – Friday Food Porn not available. Maybe Fracas is hung over?

December 26, 2008 – Friday Food Porn not available because Fracas is tired from making Christmas!
December 19, 2008 – Friday Food Porn not available because Fracas is making Christmas!
December 12, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Carrot Top – UR Doin’ It Wrong
December 5, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – What a Bummer!

Novemeber 28, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Tree of Plenty
November 21, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – The Daikon Dance
November 17, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – On Monday ‘Cause I’m a Boob!
November 7, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – A Halloween “Treat”

October 31, 2008 – Friday Food Porn: Special Halloween “Witch’s Moon” Edition
October 24, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Naughty Carrots
October 17, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Getting Back To Your Roots
October 10, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Are Males Really Bitter?
October 3, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Brought to you by the letter ‘p’

September 26, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Orange You Glad It’s Back?
September 19, 2008 – Friday Food Porn not available because Fracas is a total Meathead
September 12, 2008 – Friday Food Porn not available because Fracas is a Meathead
September 5, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Mock Meat

August 29, 2008 – Friday Food Porn Unfortunately Unavailable 
August 23, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Late Again, Butt… Butt…
August 16, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – The Fruit of Olga’s Labour
August 9, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – ‘Sun Dried’ Tomatoes
August 1, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – The New Statue of Liberty

July 25, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – The Evil Parsnip
July 18, 2008 – Friday Food Porn Unfortunately Unavailable
July 11, 2008 – Friday Food Porn Unfortunately Unavailable
July   4, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Spor-nography

June 27, 2008 – Bonus Food Porn – Potatos and Skins
June 27, 2008 – Friday Food Porn – Plum Dandy
June 20, 2008 – Friday Food Porn Unfortunately Unavailable
June 13, 2008 – A Ripe Tomato
June  6, 2008 – The Apple of Someone’s Eye

May 30, 2008 – Mighty Meat and Pacific Rim Geoduck Carpaccio
May 23, 2008 – Kohlraboobies and Smothered Leeks and Kohlrabi
May 16, 2008 – Penile Peppers and Red Chili Nightmare