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Fracas thinks things just aren’t fair in this world. Take streaking for example. If you’re a man, this is likely the result you’ll get:
Connecticut Man Arrested for Allegedly Going to Dentist Naked
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
STRATFORD, Conn. — Police say a Connecticut man has been arrested because he showed up at a dental office naked.
Police say 41-year-old Christopher Hoff, of Stratford, also was five days late for his appointment.
Authorities say Hoff entered Optimus Dental’s office Monday with nothing on. A startled female receptionist screamed, and he ran away.
Officers went to his home, and Hoff told them he had been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office, where the receptionist identified him.
Hoff was charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting.
He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home. It’s unclear if he has an attorney.
If you’re a woman though, this is more likely what will happen.
Life just isn’t fair now, is it?
Now… fracas doesn’t want to have to resort to streaking to get a little bloggy attention and fill up the fraccy coffers again; it just seems unfair to use this advantage while the rest of you out there would just get arrested… so you can support her so she doesn’t have to, by choosing one of the following:
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When it comes to boobies & other parts, women are more exposed for sure. It’s not fair & whatever happened to equal rights?
I guess the male parts are just not that interesting ;)
Comment by Ugogurl July 11, 2009 @ 5:17 PM‘Officers went to his home, and Hoff told them he had been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office, where the receptionist identified him.’ So did the police take him naked, is that how the receptionist identified him???
Comment by gitwizard July 11, 2009 @ 8:18 PMYou’re right Ugogurl, male parts are just not that interesting as gurl parts
Comment by gitwizard July 11, 2009 @ 8:26 PMWould fingerprints have helped? I reckon a willy print is what was needed – apparently they’re all unique …….. and don’t start me on scrotums ….. no really, don’t ……..
Comment by Daddy Papersurfer July 12, 2009 @ 2:21 AM@DP I’m definitely not starting you on scrotums, but maybe……no,no missus not discussing beavers on a Canadian family show! Fur colour is also different. Overall, 66% of European beavers have pale brown or beige fur, 20% have reddish brown, nearly 8% are brown and only 4% have blackish coats. In American beavers,50% have pale brown fur, 25% are reddish brown, 20% are brown and 6% are blackish.[4]……………. No really! I wouldn’t go there……but then again????
Comment by gitwizard July 12, 2009 @ 10:33 AMum, whats with the black socks ?
Comment by Nooter July 12, 2009 @ 10:58 AMTsk! Only a canine would ask that! They match the knickers….
Comment by gitwizard July 12, 2009 @ 11:18 AMUgogirl – I found some pics last night to prove your theory wrong. Lolz… I tell ya… what I have on my computer would shock a looooot of mother-in-laws. (All for research though… it’s all quite scientific and educational, I promise…)
gitwizard – rofl… seems logical to me!
DP – I can honestly say that I’ve never, ever had the idea or intention to start you on scrotums.
gitwizard – You seem to know an awful lot about beavers….
Nooter – I haven’t forgotten you. I have a surprise coming up shortly… just for you. And I think GW is right. It’s about matching the knickers.
GW – Goodness, you’re just a cornucopia of strange knowledge today! ;-)
Comment by fracas July 12, 2009 @ 12:38 PM