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Last week I returned from foodporn rehab a bit of a break from the Friday Food Porn by posting about a very special tree. I was doing a bit of blog-tidying up and came across an old link from a previous time when I’d been remiss in posting the Friday Food Porn. An old friend had come to my aid and posted his version to make up for my missing porn. His had a bit of a different spin on it though, he called it the Friday Porn Food. His spin? As he put it so eloquently:
Since Fracas hasn’t made her Friday post highlighting food that naturally looks pornographic, I have decided to fill in for her somewhat by providing my own style of post. This morning instead of fruit that looks like porn, I would like to present to you porn that looks like fruit.
I, because I was obviously either lazy or away, hadn’t seen his post and so, am bringing it to your attention now. Now is a good time anyway though, because he’s not sure if he should keep up his blog. Bit of a writer’s block he claims.
I thought it would be nice if we could all pop over there and each post him one idea of something to write about, and perhaps this might help him get ‘up’ again.
If not, fracas is planning on surfing over there in the middle of the night, and hurling a few of this week’s food porn item at his blog. Heck… if that doesn’t give him something to write about, nothing will… so please do help save him from that. Tomatoes can be a bugger to clean off a blog you know!
Then again, based on this week’s item, one never knows… he might actually like that.
Enjoy these while they’re still whole (and not all over Andy’s blog.)

Tomato and Pecorino Clafoutis
2 tsp extra virgin olive oil
450 g cherry tomatoes
4 tbsp snipped fresh chives
85 g mature pecorino cheese, coarsely grated
6 large eggs
45 g plain flour
3 tbsp sour cream
300 ml semi-skimmed milk
Preheat the oven to 190ºC (375ºF). Lightly oil 4 shallow ovenproof dishes, each 12–15 cm (5–6 in) in diameter. Divide the cherry tomatoes among the dishes, spreading them out, and sprinkle over the chives and 75 g (2d oz) of the cheese. Break the eggs into a bowl and whisk them together, then gradually whisk in the flour until smooth. Add the sour cream, then gradually whisk in the milk to make a thin, smooth batter. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Pour the batter over the tomatoes, dividing it evenly among the dishes. Sprinkle over the remaining cheese and an extra grinding of pepper. Bake for 30–35 minutes or until set, puffed and lightly golden. Remove the tomato and pecorino clafoutis from the oven and leave to cool for a few minutes before serving, as the tomatoes are very hot inside.
More Ideas:
- Bake one large clafouti, using a lightly oiled 23 cm (9 in) round ovenproof dish that is about 5 cm (2 in) deep. Increase the baking time to 35–40 minutes.
- Use torn fresh basil leaves or chopped fresh oregano instead of chives.
- For a Red Leicester and onion clafouti, cut 250 g red onions into thin wedges and fry in 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil for about 5 minutes or until golden. Stir in 1 tbsp fresh thyme leaves towards the end of the cooking. Scatter the onions over the bottom of a lightly oiled 23 cm (9 in) round ovenproof dish that is about 5 cm (2 in) deep. Coarsely grate 85 g Red Leicester cheese and sprinkle all but a small handful of it over the onions. Make the batter as in the main recipe and pour over the onions. Give the mixture a stir, then sprinkle over the remaining cheese and a few sprigs of fresh thyme. Bake for 35–40 minutes or until puffed and golden.
Plus Points:
- Pecorino is a hard Italian cheese made from sheep’s milk. Like Parmesan, it is quite high in fat, but need only be used in small quantities as it has a rich, strong flavour.
- Both sour cream and single cream – the fresh version of sour cream – contain considerably more calcium than other creams.
- Tomatoes contain lycopene, a valuable antioxidant that may help to protect against prostate, bladder and pancreatic cancers if tomatoes are included in the diet regularly.
Preparation time: 20 minutes
Cooking time: 30–35 minutes
Serves 4
Nutritional information:
PER SERVING: calories 392; protein 26 g; fat 26 g (of which saturated fat 11 g); carbohydrate 17 g (of which sugars 8 g); fibre 1.5 g
Recipe Source
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Merci!
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Can’t make this dish.
I ain’t puttin’ my hands on no sheeps’ titses.
…or anywhere else on a sheep.
Comment by John July 10, 2009 @ 11:00 PMSo, like… you always milk your own animals and make your own cheese from scratch? And even so… you’re saying it’s ok to put your hands all over cow’s titses (or goat’s) but not sheep’s?
OMG… discriminating against sheep. You obviously haven’t been to fraccy sis’s blog today… or watched her video link. I’d be afraid if I was you. If those Baaa-studs find out you’re prejudiced against sheep… you just might never be safe again!
Comment by fracas July 10, 2009 @ 11:06 PMYeah, gotta watch out for them gangbangin’ sheep, especially the Canadian ones.
Comment by John July 11, 2009 @ 3:16 AMThere are no sheep in Canada. Polar bears and lots of beaver, but no sheep.
I could say… we couldn’t give a sheep… but I won’t.
Comment by fracas July 11, 2009 @ 11:10 AMhey that recipe looks pretty good. I might try it next week
Comment by nursemyra July 11, 2009 @ 3:30 AMIf you click the recipe source link, there’s a really nice photo of the finished product.
And… if they couldn’t find it readily available and didn’t want to touch any sheep titses (like John), I imagine one could substitute another hard, strongly flavored cheese for the Pecorino.
Comment by fracas July 11, 2009 @ 11:12 AMSheep shot, wasn’t that sis?
Comment by John July 11, 2009 @ 11:17 AMI know… I feel a little sheepish about it.
But, umm… when did I become your sis? I always thought you thought of me more like a mother—
Comment by fracas July 11, 2009 @ 12:52 PMOk…I ‘did’ see your boobs…OK?
50/50 shot of either sucking my face or DPs.
Either one…no, no way in heck am I doin’ age play and nursin’ off ya.
Not now. Not ever.
Comment by John July 11, 2009 @ 1:13 PMSee, now this is usually the point when I scratch my fraccy brow and wonder…
;-)
Comment by fracas July 11, 2009 @ 1:19 PMThis…THIS is why they drew a line at the top of America and said “No Girls”…and Canada was born.
Comment by John July 11, 2009 @ 1:39 PMI’m confused. So it’s Canada or the US who has no girls?
‘Cause I just checked the body parts and I’m pretty sure I’m a girl (ok, well… a really old one perhaps) so that must mean you folks have no girls down there… but, ummm… well, who’s filling out all those Olgas?
Don’t be making my brain hurt like this on a Saturday when I’m trying to figure out what to do with that damn fraccers site to make me rich and fabulous so I can send all of you plane tickets here to see all the beavers and polar bears.
Offer me some ideas for the dumb doll. (And I don’t mean me, I mean the voodoo doll…)
Comment by fracas July 11, 2009 @ 1:45 PMGirls don’t have pasties of DP and me. Even if it rhymes…nevermind.
Don’t be tryin’ ta bring Olga to the rescue either, you sissy-sis. With your skin tone you’d be much better in a light pink…or maybe beige.
And instead of worryin’ about bringin’ people to the mountain, why don’t ya turn on that webcam and do a chat room or somethin’ in that beige tata tent? Heck, play with the doll for a quarter more, whydon’tya?
Think girl, think. Use them assets.
Then again, you in front of a webcam with DP and me pasties…just get their credit card number first, kk? :)
Comment by John July 11, 2009 @ 1:58 PMOh gawrsh… I doubt if that’s a wise career move for me to make. What would I call myself? Cam girl isn’t exactly honest… I’d have to be more creative….
Lets me think on it.
(But um… when they pay and find out all they get to see is me doing housework or me weeding the garden, they might get annoyed…)
Comment by fracas July 11, 2009 @ 4:56 PMTrust me, those other camgirl sites…you never get what you pay or ask for to begin with.
You could be on your tummy with your knees bent and feet up, just a gigglin’ and a grinnin’, acting like your typin’…
…you could even put a box on your face and do it for Canada.
Comment by John July 11, 2009 @ 6:44 PMYou seem to know way too much about what kinds of things people see when they go to a cam girl.
As for me and any photos online, I’d have to come up with a gimmick like “Old Mother Hubbard” or something… to make sure they know they’re getting pics of some old haggy lady. lol
But hey… that’s not such a bad idea. It does allow me to tie in the whole ’shoe’ thing I have going here. I’ll just have to switch styles.
And… I’ve already done the ‘box on my head thing’ it’s old. Like me. Haha.
Comment by fracas July 12, 2009 @ 12:43 PMI know where that box has been, that’s why I didn’t go the distance.
Comment by John July 15, 2009 @ 8:28 PMI think I liked the pictures of the hot guy in the ice cave better than these red boobs.
Comment by Sue July 11, 2009 @ 3:57 PMI see you have me on your blog roll, thanks!
Give me a minute and I’ll put you on mine.
If you check out the Food Porn Pantry, you’ll find other weeks are more to your liking!
(Hint… May 16, 2008; May 30, 2008; June 27, 2008; etc. etc.)
Comment by fracas July 11, 2009 @ 4:59 PMNice info, useful for my job… thanks for share, keep posting… :)
Comment by Bokep 3gp July 30, 2009 @ 12:28 AM