fracas

Across the pond, fracas has a ‘fraccy’ sis who’s been suffering some awful muggy weather, the type that prevents a hard-working soul from having a good night’s sleep.

I’ve offered to think cool thoughts for her, and so… have decided to create a post filled with ice-cold links for her to cool off with before her angelic cheeks hit the pillow each night.

Of course, the photos (clicking the thumbnails opens each to their full size) might cause a bit of restlessness, but at least the lack of sleep won’t be from suffering…

Okay, maybe a little suffering, but not suffering from being overheated….

Okay, maybe a little suffering from being overheated, but not because of the sun!

(Sorry Fraccy sis, I really did mean well.)

Here are some icy cool ideas for those trying to beat the heat… or just needing to think cool thoughts.  Fraccy sis… I hope something here is of use to you!

• Top Five Ice Hotels
• Non-Alcoholic Slushy Drink Recipe
• Vodka Slush
• Chilly Willy Cocktail Recipe
• Hard Icey Nipple Cocktail Recipe
• Frozen Fruit
• Ice Shirt/Vest
• Beaded Seat Covers Keep You Cool
• Staying Cool Without A/C

Now, although this post was meant to be taken with a light heart, heat stroke and heat exhaustion are serious business. For some serious advice about both, check out the following:

• Heat Stroke – MedicineNet
• Heat Exhaustion – MedicineNet

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2. Go click on the text ads over at fraccers, so she’ll have more time to spend here.
3. Leave a donation to help keep the fraccy boobs in business.
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Cool!