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When asked how long she will continue to play Sarah Palin on SNL, Tina Fey has been quoted as saying this:

“I’m done’ with playing Sarah Palin on ‘Saturday Night Live’ if she wins,” said Fey.

The Emmy winning Fey told TV Guide she can’t go on playing Palin forever.

“We’re gonna take it week by week. If she wins, I’m done. I can’t do that for four years,” Fey told the magazine, out Thursday. “And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth.”

Now this really upset me to my very core.

I’m a good person for the most part, and I like to think I’m capable of feeling someone else’s pain. Today, all I can think of is poor Tina Fey, suffering so. It’s breaking my heart.

You see, some time ago, Tina was also quoted as saying:

“I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.”

And after reading about her decision to leave Earth if the McCain/Palin ticket wins in November, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for her. Obviously, her struggles are far reaching. Obviously, she struggles not just with math, but in every area that would lead a person to understand that in the year 2008, we actually haven’t discovered another planet yet, where poor, brokenhearted Tina could go.

This has got to be upsetting her family, her friends and everyone who loves her. Where would she go? How would she survive?

This is serious folks. This isn’t just silly nonsense like when Alec Baldwin said he was moving to Canada if Bush won. No one was really worried about that one anyway. Canada’s a decent place to live… no one would have had to worry about poor Alec suffering somewhere on some uninhabitable planet. Tina… now Tina’s in real danger.

I see only one solution…

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