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Miley Cyrus death is a hoax! Relax.

False Wikipedia inset photo giving date of Miley Cyrus' death when in fact she did not dieYesterday, some ignorant asshat posted a hoax about Miley Cyrus’ death, first at Wikipedia, then it was cross-posted over at Digg.

The page at Wikipedia has been corrected since, but the Digg page has at this time, almost 500 diggs to the story, which reads:

On September 5th 2008 Miley Cyrus died in a fatal car crash on the way to the set of Hannah Montana. Her car was part of a side impact crash with a F-350 driven by an unidentified black man. She was seriously injured and rushed to the hospital only to die there a few minutes after arriving.

Fracas has saved a screen cap in the event someone wants to see it. Just ask.

In fact, why not first head over to Digg user SEANWOOKIE’s profile page to let him know how happy you are that for over 6 hours, he didn’t once bother to acknowledge that the story he dugg was a hoax. Yep folks… even though an hour in, another user told him to nix the Wikipedia link (since it was a hoax and corrected) but he all but disappeared from his own revelation.

If he was duped by some other asshat’s ‘creativity’ at Wikipedia, wouldn’t it be decent to apologize?

He hasn’t.

David Emery over at About.com’s Urban Legends Blog had this to say:

Contrary to fast-spreading rumors planted by pranksters on Digg.com and Wikipedia, 15-year-old Miley Cyrus, pop singer and star of the Disney Channel’s Hannah Montana TV series, did not die in a car crash on Friday, September 5.

As of Saturday morning, no such accident had been reported in any legitimate news source. The story is a hoax — and a poorly spelled one, at that.

Screen cap of the Miley Cyrus death hoaxHis blog shows a screen cap of the false story at Yahoo News, and links over to the larger view. I’m sharing the same screen cap with you below-left. Above, you’re seeing a snippet of the false Wikipedia page where, despite the hoax claiming she died on September 5, 2008… the Wikipedia inset lists October 5, 2008 as her date of death.

So David Emery is correct in that the hoaxters can’t spell. Apparently they can’t read a calendar correctly either.

So a hoax with misspelled words and incorrect dates in it ends up being taken seriously, given credibility by ending up on local, televised and internet news; dugg almost 500 times and as we speak, kids who don’t know this isn’t real yet, are spending their time creating Miley Cyrus memorial videos over at youtube.

That tells you somerthing about herd mentality doesn’t it?

And asshats.


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lol fooled the internet.

Comment by seanwookie

its all a lie. an oct 5 2008 hanst happend yet, how can u figure out when somes ones gonna die? uh..idk u cant i geuss but its all a lie

Comment by casey

ummm.. seanwookie? The internet isn’t a person you can fool. It a way people communicate.

Saying you fooled the internet is like saying you fooled the telephone or you fooled the microwave.

All you did is make yourself look like a fool ON the Internet.

If that’s hard for you to understand, I can try using shorter words. ;)

Comment by linda

NOT FRICKN FAIR. Dx
why why why why can’t she be dead ;-;

Comment by ellie

Thank god she is alright! This way she can continue her rise, then get hooked on smack, OD 3x, and force her father to grow back his mullet at gunpoint.
“Are You F—ing Kidding Me??”
http://www.rufkm.net Go there right Fracing now.

Real Life. Real Shenanigans.

You get 2 smiley faces for your effort

Loose Cannon

Comment by loosecannon

hahaha i think it was fucking hilarious!
and i wished it was true!

Comment by ali

seanwookie – So you fooled a whole lot of little girls who adore Miley. I’m sure that’s something everyone will find really amazing on your resume. Oh wait. I bet you’re too young to actually have a resume yet.

casey - Yes, it was all a lie. That’s why I posted the truth, so you could all stop fretting about something someone just did because they’re mean and have nothing better to do.

linda - What? You can’t fool the telephone? Damn. I was hoping that was my solution to all the stupid telemarketing calls I get because some old lady who bought crap from everyone under the sun used to have this number.

I’m sad now.

And you know, I was really looking forward to fooling the oven too. I figured I’d get out of cooking that way.

Hmmm… still obsessing on this now… does this apply to everything, or could I fool the vacuum into cleaning up for me today? You know I’m not supposed to do that with my hernia and all…

ellie – Honestly, it’s not good for you to have such strong feelings about someone who has no real effect on your life. Why not just not watch her show or buy her music? It’s what I do. It seems to work. I don’t mind if she’s alive at all. I’m really ok with it.

loosecannon – OK… I’ll bite. (I do that sometimes but no one seems to mind) I’ll click over to your blog as long as you promise next time to spell it Fraccing… with two c’s. I’m a little defensive about my little language here.

(And I did go… and you are pretty fraccing funny. I suppose you’d like to be on the blogroll?)

ali – Oh my. You and ellie should find a group together somewhere. Really… it’s so easy to not be bothered by a celebrity. All you have to do is watch something else. It works like magic!

Comment by fracas

if miley died, half the world would kill themselves.

Comment by ronald

I really wish she had gone. When I first read it and it seemed like it was true, I felt amazing, I felt like I won a contest or something.

Seriously, I thought I’d won the fucking lottery.

Oh, mysterious black man, why couldn’t you have actually done it?

Comment by pookie

ronald – Well I doubt that, but certainly a lot of little girls would be extremely sad.

pookie – That’s alarming. You poor thing. I think I know what to do.

Okay.. so far I have ella, ali and you. I think I should start a support group for y’all. Being so upset about her being alive (when she really probably has no real impact on your lives) is so totally unhealthy for you folks; I feel like I should help you get through this somehow. If you all don’t mind, could you post your general location in the world (no specifics just yet… that should be private anyway) so I can determine if an actual in person kind of therapy group would be best, or if you’ll need some kind of video link to each other.

In the meanwhile, to stay safe, I suggest none of you watch anymore television, and try stay away from the celebirty and pop culture sites online. Might I suggest you keep busy (if you must be online) over at somewhere like addictinggames or something?

Comment by fracas

Oct. 5 is the date of Miley’s big birthday bash.

While I am not a Hannah/Miley fan, I find it disturbing that people are upset that she isn’t dead.

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Lora – me too.

Offtopicz – this one is a trackback. Good for you for helping to spread the news that it’s a hoax!

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ha ha ha ha to anyone that he fooled. that’s what you get for relying on a stupid source if that’s what people actually believed.

Comment by bugsyrocker

Top Posts trackback… I can handle that! ;-)

bugsyrocker – Whew… at least you’re not another “I wish she was dead” person. I agree that people should try check stories out before they run with them. Something else I noticed is that even in the threads to posts where people are saying it’s a HOAX… people still leave “RIP Miley” and “It’s so sad” comments… proving that they aren’t even reading the posts… sometimes not even the whole title!

Sheesh.

Comment by fracas

Good God you sound like a piece of trash.

Comment by infinitously

shame. Could have done with some good news, like her early fire-death.

Comment by hypernation

oh my god i almost killed my sister for that f***ing news

Comment by rafa

SHE BETTER NOT DIE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!! SEPT MY @$$!

Comment by Reisi9593

infinitously – Who, me? You haven’t even heard me sing. How on earth did you know?

hypernation – *sigh* don’t you have someone you actually know that you can hate like that? Gee.

Reisi9593 – I’m pretty sure she won’t.

Comment by fracas

Oh no! You guys got trolled by people in the internet!

Comment by The Traveling Filipina

Ah the joys of Wikipedia. I wonder how many people it kills and resurrects on a daily basis.

Comment by bulgehead

The Traveling Filipina – We did and we do… all the time! LOL.

bulgehead – Honestly.. the folks that try keep it together there need some kind of medal.

Comment by fracas

…october.

Comment by miltonia

La verdad es q nos pusimos de acuerdo para poner esto en todos los sytes de internet que pudieramos y la fecha elegida fue el 5 de sept.. pueden revisar en youtube, wikipedia, yahoo, myspaces, blogs, etc jaja y yo estuve de acuerdo en cooperar en algo asi fue mas creible jajaja

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I would be so sad, because I totally love her. I think she is too beautiful. So glad she is alive and cute as ever.

Comment by John

John – I’m sure her family is really glad it’s not true also!

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its only miley cyrus…get over it.

*GASP* How dare you insult the goddess of all things preteen? You do know now that you’ll wake up tomorrow, in the body of a nine year old girl and have to live in her shoes until you realize what it’s like to be her, don’t you?

(or maybe that was some bad Lilo movie…)

anyway… you should be nicer. Miley’s parents would be crushed. Think of them, dammit…. think of them.

- Fracas

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I can hate Miley just fine – she’s the one willfully polluting the aura of the world with her incessant awfulness.

Comment by hypernation

.stupid is the one who said that, he’s just looking for trouble

Comment by Hanna

no MILEY IS NOT DEAD!

Comment by kristine

Correct you are kristine… I just saw her perform on the Grand Finale of Dancing With The Stars tonight. She looked rather alive to me too!

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