fracas

It’s been a frightening two weeks since we last heard from Olga. After being used as a slingshot to take part in some warfare, being put to (horrors) work for a certain British slavemaster, and being kidnapped, I was sure Olga the traveling bra would be looking forward to some quiet rest and relaxation in Canadialand. After all, in the last few months, save for a lovely time with 70steen (lounging or playing table football with a perky Brit), she’s been nothing short of traumatized!

Days went by after being sent off on another voyage, and there was no word. We began to worry.

Mail went back and forth, mysterious warnings (about Olga joining up with that Girls Gone Wild crew) came in and Olga’s Blog Mistress was forced to call in  Dimitrios, The Famous Greek Bra Detective to help find her and bring her back safely.

Sadly though, Dimitrios’ investigation came to a stand up errr, still (or shall I say a lie down…) due to an overwhelming amount of ‘evidence‘ obtained by examining her stay with Claire. Perhaps you’ll want to examine that ‘evidence‘ also? Please do…  it’s in the video here. While I certainly understand Dimitrios’ problem… it still left us wondering about poor Olga.

Not for long though! It seems Olga sensed our suffering, and, in trying to get here faster than her usual travel arrangements would allow, nearly lost her dignity. She has so far, refused to talk about her ordeal, but perhaps once she’s settled in, she’ll open up to one of the fraccy family members.

I, in my deepest sympathies for her suffering, insisted she immediately take a bit of relaxation out in the garden.

I am a little worried though. I think some of Olga’s previous chaperones just might have influenced her a bit, for what she happened to have tucked away in her travelbag quite shocked me.

(Click the image to see what I mean.)

I think I’ll have a talk with her after the evening meal.

I don’t have the heart to upset her right now.

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