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You can sing it however you want, but that song Jordin Sparks sings… you know, the one where she’s singing about no air?
From this day on, I will only hear it as no hair.
Why?
I have naught but a wisp of it left; just enough for a comb-over, and I’m not very happy about that.
It’s because I’ve spent the day floundering at fraccers, determined that Mr. Sandman would not get to second base with me until I had fixed that darn site so that no matter who you are or whether you use Internet Explorer or Firefox… you would see exactly the same thing.
Looking for that last mistake when you’re tired enough for your eyes to bleed is right about when you start pulling out your hair.
Which is why I’m sporting that comb-over.
And why Jordin Sparks can kiss my fraccy butt since though she has no air, she apparently still has hair.
Lots of it.
If you should feel so inclined to send me a wig (or a sympathy card, or something) the fraccy address is in the sidebar. No? You’re too cheap frugally minded?
Fine!
Go vote for me over at Humor-Blogs.com and I’ll stop complaining.
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As an old dude who has no idea who in the hell you’re talking about, I can now carry this into a conversation and seem as if my pop culture references don’t all end in 1996.
Thanks!
Comment by SinisterDan August 14, 2008 @ 5:20 am