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Indeed.

Several days back, I’d fueled many of the fraccy friends on the fuelroll with a message about what an idiot I am for doing yardwork out in the heat. Though that in itself would’ve been sufficient to warrant giving myself the asshat of the day award, I also managed to give myself a hernia. I believe it’s one of these… though I have a few days to wait for an appointment to see my doctor to find out for sure.

In the meanwhile, I’ve been busy thinking of all the things I should have in order to be able to “take it easy” so as not to make it worse or become an emergency situation.

1. Breakfast in bed. Daily. You have no idea how heavy a piece of toast is once it matters. I don’t think I should be lifting anything as heavy as toast unless I’m lying down.
2. A bell. One of those elegant silver plated models the rich and famous ring for the butler with. Mr. Fracas deserves to be rung for in style, don’t you think?
3. Some dance lessons for Mr. Fracas. It’s boring “resting” all the time. I should be entertained when the breakfast in bed arrives, shouldn’t I? After all, I got this way because I was working so hard taking care of the fraccy yard. Shouldn’t I be rewarded?
4. A new laptop. I need to catch up here and all over the interweaves. Srsly. All this going up and down the stairs might strangulate the poor thing. How would you like that to happen to some long sausage-shaped thingy of yours?

Confused? Oh. You must have not clicked on the link in the earlier paragraph. That’s ok. I’m in need of some idiot company. This will all make much more sense though, if you click and see what I’m talking about. Trust me. It’s not all gory and gruesome. Some might even find it a little racy. Medical diagrams… poor man’s porn.

You can help add to the interest here, by adding a comment and letting us all know what you would need if you, like me, had to “take it easy” for a few days until you find out just how big of an idiot you were.

5. I’m still thinking and because I deserve all the same sympathies lolcat would get, I reserve the right to add to my list as I desire new things (or read really good ones others add and want to copy you).

And speaking of idiots… you might find one or two here. If you do, send them on over. I need company and sometimes it helps to seek those of like mind.