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Do you have any idea how I fear the idea of being mistaken for some hardened criminal?
You see… I’ve turned into a degenerate, and I don’t mean Ellen. Once in a while, you’re watching television, and some news magazine show comes on and it’s about some poor soul who was mistaken for a criminal, convicted though innocent, and sent to prison.
Seriously, I worry about these things.
Why?
Have you any idea what the ‘Fracas Stuff’ folder on the fraccy hard drive looks like?
Oh sure you do.
Do you realize that I have dozens of images of (nearly) bare boobs, sexy lips, sexy legs, half-naked men, food that looks like penises, boobs, butts and vaginas, as well as other assorted photos that are anything but innocent?
I have photos on there that would surely convince any cop-type dude sent to raid the fraccy home, that I am dangerous.
And I don’t mean in that good, Kardinal Offishall/Akon Dangerous way, I mean in that who the heck has pictures that whacked on their hard drive unless they’re a little fracced kind of way.
[Brief intermission to enjoy... oh just watch it.]
So, though the loquat boobies in the folder probably wouldn’t raise an eyebrow, how exactly, would I ’splain this?
What about the fact that this photo somehow seemed like one I should keep for use in a post featuring a penile potato?
You don’t get the connection?
Think.
No. It’s not. It’s a photo of a Mole Rat. They’re supposed to look that way.
Why does it belong in this post?
Because scanning the fraccy folder, this little ole Mole Rat just kept shouting out at me and frankly, I couldn’t think of a single other recipe that belonged in this Potato Porn episode of Friday Food Porn.
Southern Food Potato SKINS
- 1 large baking potato
- black pepper
- 1 tablespoon chopped green onion
- butter flavor nonstick spray or melted butter
- seasoned salt
- 2 tablespoons sour cream regular or reduced fat
Remove from broiler and spread inside of each potato with 1 tablespoon of sour cream. Serve warm.
[Recipe Source]
I told you.
I’ve turned into a degenerate, and I don’t mean Ellen.
Maybe that’s why I feel so at home here. Please don’t ‘rat’ me out to those cop-type dudes. Or at least… warn me first so I can hide the evidence.
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Even I’m getting worried now …… [Is that King Edward?........]
Comment by Daddy Papersurfer June 28, 2008 @ 2:42 AMOH GAWD FRACAS!!!! I could handle that potato, but not the mole rat….
(Starting today I will be at an internet-challenged cabin by the lake for the next week…will be checking in periodically for signs that Olga has shown up…please keep me abreast!)
Comment by OlgaTTB June 28, 2008 @ 7:47 AM~Olga’s Blog-Mistress
Quite the bonus indeed! I imagine all of us (particularly DP) would have a bit of explaining to do if our hard drives were thoroughly examined…oh, except me, of course! ;)
That mole, though….well, is just hideous. Once again I find myself thankful that my morning meal consists solely of coffee!
Comment by The Rev. June 28, 2008 @ 9:26 AMOMG… I have never seen a King Edward or sweet potato lomging like that in my supermarket …. I am obviously not looking hard enough lol
Comment by 70steen June 28, 2008 @ 7:15 PMthe potato skins sound yummy but they are missing a key ingredient. Bacon!
and the mole rat kind of looks like a scrotum, with teeth. yuck!
Comment by joebecca June 29, 2008 @ 12:57 PMlmao! That is perhaps the most offensive thing I’ve seen all day. Well at least in the last half hour. OK in the last five minutes, but still.
Too funny!! ;)
Comment by Chelle B. June 30, 2008 @ 2:06 AMI just can’t use a recipe which is preceded by that hideous picture of a molerat. The visual image just won’t go away.
Comment by badVlad June 30, 2008 @ 11:50 PMGeesh if my supermarket was this interesting I would be shopping more for sure LOL Maybe the farmer’s market would produce more interesting stuff.
Comment by gottabkd July 5, 2008 @ 8:32 AMToo funny :)
PS… Love the new look… it’s so fraccalicious :)
Comment by gottabkd July 5, 2008 @ 8:33 AMDP – I’m not sure… what do you think?
Olga’s Blog-Mistress – By now you know Olga was ’safe’ all along. (Well, I hope she was safe in all respects, but you know what I mean…)
The Rev – Agreed. Black coffee never talks back.
70steen – You have to get your veggies in the ‘underground’ market to find these gems. rofl.
joebecca – Agreed. Everything needs more bacon… just like that cowbell thing. You have to have it.
Chelle B – I’ve added you to the fracroll so that you can offend all my readers too!
badVlad – My apologies. Perhaps if you try a russet potato and a new recipe, you might still enjoy a crispy skin or two?
gottabkd – Thanks! I love it too, and it’s very much to the thanks of LindaC. She designed the banner.
Comment by fracas July 5, 2008 @ 11:35 AMoh fracas, my images folder is so scary even I can’t look at it sometimes. it usually takes a glass of red wine before I can click that button…
Comment by nursemyra October 3, 2008 @ 8:19 PM