fracas

I didn’t post, reply to your comments or vote for anyone at Fuelmyblog for two days. I know… some of you are thinking to yourselves…

Stupid Bitch

I’m sorry. You see, I was stoned, and I just couldn’t.

Did I become a hypocrite and go on a Salvia smoking spree?

Not quite.

I, for reasons some of you will understand and some of you won’t, had no choice but take vast quantities of medications like Advil and Tylenol… all at the same time and was thereafter, kind of stoned. Paying attention to a computer screen after that is laughable. What happens then, is a fair amount of bitching, moaning and cursing all kinds of things… and then sleep.

Yes indeed, I do this irresponsible thing once in a while when, for reasons beyond my control, Mother Nature decides to make people look like little Lego men all on my own, without even having to smoke any stupid plant called Salvia.

Take that you silly teenagers. I can see the Lego people without paying for it, having to have someone to babysit me or worrying about permanent damage to my brain. I guess I’m just lucky.

I’ll see if I can figure out how to cheat at Fuelmyblog and vote for you more than once to make up. (Just kidding Sylvie… just kidding.)

I’m not quite right yet (shush you, I know what you’re thinking) but at least able to post and let you know I didn’t get scared off by all those claims Kevin and Lord Likely were making.

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