Filed under: Amusement, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, Music, Oddities, Video, Weird Shit, silly | Tags: amazing feats, amazing piano skills, funny piano recital, hilarious, piano, piano recital
This is quite an impressive feat.
Trust me, and click it. It will take you to a video site where you will be entertained by the most interesting piano recital EVER. Honestly.
I always wanted to learn piano. I’m not so sure I’m cut out for this kind though.
I’m kind of wondering about the teacher… and how often they have to practice… how old they were when they first realized they had a “gift”.
Did their parents make them play for guests?
I have so many questions and so few answers.
Filed under: Amusement, Entertainment, Fraccing, Funny, Humor, Jokes, Stupid Girls, Women, silly | Tags: beautiful dumb blonde, dumb blonde jokes, dumb blonde on a plane
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here.” the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “you say she is a blonde, I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh,? I’m sorry.” and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.? the flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he? Said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, “first class isn’t going to Houston.”
Filed under: Amusement, Celebrities, Cooking, Entertainment, Funny, General, Humor, Oddities, Porn, Recipes, Sexy, Shameless Self Promotion, Video, Weird Shit, YouTube, silly | Tags: Akon, Bonus Porn, Dangerous, degenerates, Ellen Degeneres, Food Porn, Kardinal Offishall, Mole Rats look like penises, Potato Penises, Potatos
Do you have any idea how I fear the idea of being mistaken for some hardened criminal?
You see… I’ve turned into a degenerate, and I don’t mean Ellen. Once in a while, you’re watching television, and some news magazine show comes on and it’s about some poor soul who was mistaken for a criminal, convicted though innocent, and sent to prison.
Seriously, I worry about these things.
Why?
Have you any idea what the ‘Fracas Stuff’ folder on the fraccy hard drive looks like?
Oh sure you do.
Do you realize that I have dozens of images of (nearly) bare boobs, sexy lips, sexy legs, half-naked men, food that looks like penises, boobs, butts and vaginas, as well as other assorted photos that are anything but innocent?
I have photos on there that would surely convince any cop-type dude sent to raid the fraccy home, that I am dangerous.
And I don’t mean in that good, Kardinal Offishall/Akon Dangerous way, I mean in that who the heck has pictures that whacked on their hard drive unless they’re a little fracced kind of way.
[Brief intermission to enjoy... oh just watch it.]
So, though the loquat boobies in the folder probably wouldn’t raise an eyebrow, how exactly, would I ’splain this?
What about the fact that this photo somehow seemed like one I should keep for use in a post featuring a penile potato?
You don’t get the connection?
Think.
No. It’s not. It’s a photo of a Mole Rat. They’re supposed to look that way.
Why does it belong in this post?
Because scanning the fraccy folder, this little ole Mole Rat just kept shouting out at me and frankly, I couldn’t think of a single other recipe that belonged in this Potato Porn episode of Friday Food Porn.
Southern Food Potato SKINS
- 1 large baking potato
- black pepper
- 1 tablespoon chopped green onion
- butter flavor nonstick spray or melted butter
- seasoned salt
- 2 tablespoons sour cream regular or reduced fat
Remove from broiler and spread inside of each potato with 1 tablespoon of sour cream. Serve warm.
[Recipe Source]
I told you.
I’ve turned into a degenerate, and I don’t mean Ellen.
Maybe that’s why I feel so at home here. Please don’t ‘rat’ me out to those cop-type dudes. Or at least… warn me first so I can hide the evidence.
Filed under: General | Tags: 1000th post, Amusement, Blogging, Contests, Entertainment, Fun, geniouses who read here, Humor, ideas, idiots who read here, inspiration, milestone post, my fracarse
It has come to my attention that soon, fracas will be celebrating the 1000th post of what some people might call flim-flam. Friday Food Porn – Plum Dandy published in at post #991 and by whining requesting your assistance and ideas, post #992 is also now under my belt, leaving only 7 more posts between this and the big one.
As this bit of brilliance will be sandwiched between a promised double dose of the Food Porn, you may feel free to consider this your license to make any number of hilarious puns based on the “under my belt” and “the big one” comments.
However, that is not what I need your help for.
What do you think warrants the prestige of being the 1000th post here at fracas? Do you think I should write about something serious… or should I just be a fracarse as usual? Do you think you’re important enough that I should write my 1000th post about you, or do you know someone else more important than you and think I should write about them? Should I post more pictures of my cold, hard nipples (yes, it’s summer, but the fraccy home is air-conditioned) or should I instead, post pictures of your cold, hard nipples?
It’s truly overwhelming I tell you… the responsibility of this. It may drive me to do something rash.
So if you’d like to be fraccy famous, click, respond, and inspire me with your brilliance… or your stupidity, and you’ll be credited with being the idiot who can’t deny you read here inspiration behind the fracas 1000th post!
May the best man/woman/bra win.
