fracas

Just as does the lovely gal in the photo you see here, I have boobs.

Newsflash that ain’t, but it’s an important point to make because while I can verify that men do indeed like boobs, I don’t have the answer as to why men like boobs. And so, I need your help with my boob problem.

I’m used to my boobs, they’re just… here. Sometimes I like them and sometimes I hate them and I’m probably pretty normal that way. If I happen to find a lovely new bra that fits just right and makes me look pretty good in a t-shirt, I probably like my boobs that day. If I happen to want to sleep on my stomach that night, and the damn things are in the way… I probably hate them.

And so… I am not ashamed that this blog is boob-friendly.  I post bra photos, I make boob jokes. I, while cut from the cloth that makes me know I have brains and can do anything I want to if I set my mind and my efforts to it, also am not above taking advantage of my boobs.  They’re mine. I should be able to use them to my advantage, shouldn’t I? Does a man who works out at the gym and has a really great set of pecs and abs make sure he hides them so as not to confuse anyone that he doesn’t have a brain? I doubt it.

I have a brain and I have boobs. I bet if I constantly posted about my brain though, I’d not get nearly as much traffic. Below are some Fraccy post titles revisited…

1. A Naked Picture of my Cold Hard Brains (original version here) 
2. Facebook hates Brains (original version here)
3. Do You Want to see my Brains? (original version here)
4. Naked Brain Pictures of Fracas (original version here)
5. Brain-a-licious Brains, Ugly Crotches and Soiled Knickers (original version here)

See what I mean?

Now, I know I have a brain, and seeing that I do… my brain tells me that if I want to attract readers to a Humor-Blog, it makes sense to use what will attract readers. I’ll concede though… If I was writing a blog about Nuclear Physics, I’d probably not post as many boob pictures.

The thing Ive been seriously thinking about lately though, is why do men like boobs so much? Why do posts offering anything boob related seem to get so many hits? It’s something I really need a good quality answer for, if for no other reason than to continue to provide fraccers with the quality boobage they’ve come to expect here.

I searched the interweave, to see what others were saying. In answer to the question, the general public is saying (verbatim) this:

• when your woman is on her back laying there its nice to see that the hills have eyes you know
• Oral fixation.
• Men like boobs because it is a body part that they do not have!
• It is god’s will, god makes everything happen.
• There is a fascination because they are so different from what they have.
• It a primal instinct. Big boobs is a sign of good breading. The are sexually attracted to it for procreation.
• a place to rest their heads.
• It all reverts back to early childhood and being nursed. It is a natural male response.
• not all men.. some like rear …some like feet or legs …. it depends. I find that Stupid men like big boobs
• Freud! They remember of their baby years, when mom’s boobs meant food – survival!
• because they taste so good!
• The shape of them gets us excited
• because its something they cant have! men always go after what they cant have
• We like boobs because they are fun to squish, and they are soft and feel good in our hands, and when we rub them.
• Also we’ve never seen this part on the human body before as we don’t have any, so it is interesting, and erotic to see, and touch.
• Millions of years of evolution… Boobs are a symbol of fertility…
• Survival of those that fit. An instinct that women with generous breasts are good at having children survive. Breasts enlarge during pregnancy connecting larger breasts with reproduction in another way.
• Honestly its because breast is so visual….It there, you dont have to look for it it’s just there. Secondly men likes to be baby… and baby loves …you guess it Boobs? coz to us it represent food. LOL
• Something to aim for [;)]
• Because they are denied them from their mothers at a certain age and spend the remainder of their life fixating on them
• They’re soft, they jiggle,they come in pairs.

And so I am challenging you, fraccy male reader… tell me why you like boobs!

It seems to me, knowing many of you so well by now, that you should be able to come up with an answer that puts some of the above to shame. And… if it will inspire you, please do ’squeeze’ the boobs (and then scroooooooooll down) each time you feel like leaving me a reply!

[Sources: Yahoo Answers 1 and 2, CollegeNET Forum, Download Festival Forums, Answerbag... and if you really want a detailed look into the subject, this article at rantlust might satisfy you.]

And please… click one of these and share my boobs with everyone!