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How to Observe Memorial Day

Each year, Canadians observe a national day of remembrance on November 11. Fracas has many American friends… good, kindhearted and wonderful souls who have helped me over the years, understand that as a Canadian, the typical smug, self-righteous attitude many Canadians hold towards our American neighbours is just wrong.

So today, I choose to support and honour my American friends and neighbours, by posting the text for a speech made by Canadian radio broadcaster Gordon Sinclair (1900-1984).

The speech enjoyed a new popularity following September 11, 2001, but was originally broadcast June 5, 1973, from CFRB, Toronto, Ontario.

While certainly there are more current events one could re-write this with, I post it because the core sentiment of this piece is that too many of us world over, are too eager to smugly suggest that Americans are bad and we are not, ignoring what, if we sat down and thought of it, amounts to our being like the younger sibling who always insists the big brother or sister is bad, mean, wrong and unfair… while still expecting them to come to our bidding whenever we need it because, well… isn’t that their job?

I am here to say that like Sinclair, I am another Canadian who just wants to say thank you, and let you know I’m proud to have you as a fraccy sibling.

America: The Good Neighbour

“The United States dollar took another pounding on German, French and British exchanges this morning, hitting the lowest point ever known in West Germany. It has declined there by 41% since 1971 and this Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the Americans as the most generous and possibly the least-appreciated people in all the earth.

As long as sixty years ago, when I first started to read newspapers, I read of floods on the Yellow River and the Yangtse. Who rushed in with men and money to help? The Americans did.

They have helped control floods on the Nile, the Amazon, the Ganges and the Niger. Today, the rich bottom land of the Mississippi is under water and no foreign land has sent a dollar to help. Germany, Japan and, to a lesser extent, Britain and Italy, were lifted out of the debris of war by the Americans who poured in billions of dollars and forgave other billions in debts. None of those countries is today paying even the interest on its remaining debts to the United States.

When the franc was in danger of collapsing in 1956, it was the Americans who propped it up and their reward was to be insulted and swindled on the streets of Paris. I was there. I saw it.

When distant cities are hit by earthquakes, it is the United States that hurries into help… Managua Nicaragua is one of the most recent examples. So far this spring, 59 American communities have been flattened by tornadoes. Nobody has helped.

The Marshall Plan .. the Truman Policy .. all pumped billions upon billions of dollars into discouraged countries. Now, newspapers in those countries are writing about the decadent war-mongering Americans.

I’d like to see one of those countries that is gloating over the erosion of the United States dollar build its own airplanes.

Come on… let’s hear it! Does any other country in the world have a plane to equal the Boeing Jumbo Jet, the Lockheed Tristar or the Douglas 107? If so, why don’t they fly them? Why do all international lines except Russia fly American planes? Why does no other land on earth even consider putting a man or women on the moon?

You talk about Japanese technocracy and you get radios. You talk about German technocracy and you get automobiles. You talk about American technocracy and you find men on the moon, not once, but several times … and safely home again. You talk about scandals and the Americans put theirs right in the store window for everyone to look at. Even the draft dodgers are not pursued and hounded. They are here on our streets, most of them … unless they are breaking Canadian laws .. are getting American dollars from Ma and Pa at home to spend here.

When the Americans get out of this bind … as they will… who could blame them if they said ‘the hell with the rest of the world’. Let someone else buy the Israel bonds, Let someone else build or repair foreign dams or design foreign buildings that won’t shake apart in earthquakes.

When the railways of France, Germany and India were breaking down through age, it was the Americans who rebuilt them. When the Pennsylvania Railroad and the New York Central went broke, nobody loaned them an old caboose. Both are still broke. I can name to you 5,000 times when the Americans raced to the help of other people in trouble.

Can you name me even one time when someone else raced to the Americans in trouble? I don’t think there was outside help even during the San Francisco earthquake.

Our neighbours have faced it alone and I am one Canadian who is damned tired of hearing them kicked around. They will come out of this thing with their flag high. And when they do, they are entitled to thumb their nose at the lands that are gloating over their present troubles.

I hope Canada is not one of these. But there are many smug, self-righteous Canadians. And finally, the American Red Cross was told at its 48th Annual meeting in New Orleans this morning that it was broke.

This year’s disasters .. with the year less than half-over… has taken it all and nobody…but nobody… has helped.”

ORIGINAL SCRIPT COURTESY STANDARD BROADCASTING CORPORATION LTD.
(c) 1973 BY GORDON SINCLAIR
PUBLISHED BY STAR QUALITY MUSIC (SOCAN)
A DIVISION OF UNIDISC MUSIC INC.
578 HYMUS BOULEVARD
POINTE-CLAIRE, QUEBEC,
CANADA, H9R 4T2

Now because I love it so, and it, while a Canadian creation, is one of the best reminders of why we should all take a moment to remember every soldier who has sacrificed for our freedoms, I am re-posting a video from my November 11, 2007 post.

A Pittance of Time – The Real Story

This Canadian is willing to give my American neighbours a pittance of my time today…

Gordon Sinclair’s speech found at:

Observe the National Moment of Remembrance at 3pm, link found via the U.S. Memorial Day History site.

[Flag Image Source and link to Flag Etiquette]

This is no laughing matter. If you want to laugh, please observe Memorial Day in a suitable fashion, and then head over to Humor-Blogs later.


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Comment by GoingLikeSixty

The start of the post…the Canadian Flag on top. Compromising position…sexual inherendo…or chance? I tend to lean towards the middle, myself.

(a vey nice post, but I’ll deny that fully and claim you editted this part of the entry)

Comment by John

This post came in true spirits and the video really touched. India got Independence after 100 years of British Rule, so I have grown up watching movies related to the struggles that country went through at that time. Today also, across the world soldiers are always standing guard to protect their country and people. It takes a lot to fight and stand for someone else. Will definitely observe a 2 minute silence as a remembrance to all the people who have given us longer and peaceful lives.Happy Memorial Day.

Comment by Dagny

Thanks Fraccy – you’re the breast!
xoxoxo

Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra

This was a great post for us south of the border.

Comment by Kevin at GodsDandruff.com

Going Like Sixty… I enjoy humor and comedy. I love Jeff Foxworthy and Adam Sandler. If either of them made a joke about memorial day, I’d be sorely disappointed in them. Even *funny* people can take a moment to express sentiment now and again. Fraccy included. Lighten up. It’s good for your arteries.

Fraccy…. Here, here! Some of the nicest people I know live south of the border. That some people hold prejudice based on which side of a border they call home strikes me as sad at best. We all laugh the same laughter, cry the same tears and bleed the same blood.

John…? People don’t really “lean” in the middle, do they? I thought leaning was to one side or the other. Men confuse me. Still.

Happy Memorial Day.

Comment by Linda

GoinLikeSixty – I signed up at Humor-Blogs a while ago, and their main page shows feeds for the top 30 on the list, but in order for it to work, you have to have a link to them in the post. I tried to make it clear that this wasn’t a funny post, but the link still had to be there. You should click over and check out some of the other blogs… there’s some awesome ones on that list.

How are you? Haven’t seen you in a while.

John – Silly me. I looked at it and noticed that they’d created it patterned after our geographical position. Slap me for not picking up on the obvious sexual inuendo. I’m slipping I guess. Oh, and about the editing… everyone knows I edit everyone’s comments to slip in all the kudos to myself. Doesn’t everyone do that?

Dagny – Isn’t that a wonderful song and video? It mesmerizes me any time of the year I watch it.

Olga – I just hate to see my friends get a bad rap! I’m fortunate to be a Canadian who understands enough to put up a post like that because it means I’ve been blessed with what many Canadians have not been blessed with… good American friends! Mwah!

Kevin – Hey there! I see you’re back. I’d better go check all your other links on my fracroll to make sure I have the right ones up now.

Linda – I first read that comment the same way you did and then I thought about it and realized (since GoingLikeSixty has been here before) they were problaby just confused about the Humor-Blog line in such a non-humourous post.

Sometimes Canadian smugness makes me crazy. Oh sure.. now I’ve left room for a litany of “there’s hundreds of other reasons you’re crazy” comments. ;-)

Oh, and John’s comment? I’m getting a bit frightened because I’m finding that more often than not, I understand what he’s saying. LOL. I know what he meant by leaning towards the middle. Excuse me now while I go make myself a Dr’s appointment about that. ;-)

Comment by fracas

Hey, wait. I was incognito.

I haven’t gotten my roll up yet. You’ll be on it.

Comment by Kevin at GodsDandruff.com

I iz intellijentz cat. U had linkz. Srsly.

Comment by fracas

Yes the song is just b’ful and more so I think it’s Terry Kelly’s voice that really holds you back.

Comment by Dagny

Thank you for this post. It’s very touching. And refreshing.

Comment by virgomonkey

Terry Kelly’s song brings a tear to my eye every single time I hear it. Thanks for taking the time to watch it.

Comment by fracas

Well Fraccy,
I read every single word that you write. Infact, I keep reading your archives as well.:)You should make a fan roll as DP has it on his blog; I am sure the list would be very long. I also noticed that you have gone down on number 3 in Humor blogs, my voting and clicking is gonna increase now ha ha! I’d really like to see you on #1. Btw loved your unreal fracas Banner! Keep up the good work!

Comment by Dagny

Dagny,

Frac is going to deny going down on anyone other than Mr. Frac I’m sure.

Comment by Kevin at GodsDandruff.com

Kevin, Rofl

Comment by Dagny

virgomonkey – I saw your forum comment and so rescued this from the spam bin and sent in a support ticket on your behalf. I hope it works!

Dagny – DP’s fanroll is a list of all the people who have agreed to be fan club members. 70steen writes a Fanzine on his behalf and some time ago I was dubbed his “secretary” which explains all the secretary jokes. I haven’t created a fan club because well… he’d probably just whine that I copied him. ;-)

Kevin – Seems to me all those named Kevin have the same sense of humour. Are you sure you’re not really Pointless Banter Kevin?

Comment by fracas

There is no way I would label my speech as “pointless banter”–though all of us who stopped maturing at 12 have the same humor. Or humour if they grew up a Brit.

Comment by Kevin at GodsDandruff.com

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