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Please enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here!

Today’s Gospel Reading is available in non kitty pidgin, by heading over to the EWTN site’s page for today’s reading.

John 6: 51-58

51  I iz teh cookiez from teh ceiling; dose dat eat dis cooki haz even more din 9lives. N teh cookiez I givz iz mai flesh for teh litez of teh wrld.

52  Teh jooz hissed at eech other n sed, “How kin dis kitteh givz us hiz flesh to eatz?!? WTF?”

53  Jebus sed to dem, “Kittehs! Dis is wut u needz to do! U must eatz my flesh n drinkz mai bloodz or u haz less din 9lives, you haz no lives!

54  Dose dat eat mai flesh n drinkz mai bloodz haz even mor din 9lives, n I wud raiz him in teh end.

55  Mai flesh iz true cookiez n mai bloodz iz true cream.

56  Dose dat eat mai flesh n drinkz mai bloodz staiz wit meh n meh wit him.

57  Just as teh Ceiling Cat sint meh n I haz lifz becuz of ceiling cat, so duz dose hoo feedz on meh wud haz lifz becuz of meh.

58  Dis is teh cookiez dat comz down from teh ceiling. Not like momcat and tomcat hoo eatz n dize, dose hoo eatz dis cooki livz forever. 

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