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Have you ever been enjoying some really great music, singing along and thinking to yourself how you’re still pretty fraccing hot stuff, and out of nowhere comes your kid (or your husband or wife) and they have this really painful look on their face. You know… that look that makes you think they’re either in need of a whole lot of bran, or there’s something really sharp embedded somewhere awfully private?

Just when you feel that rush of compassion and open your mouth to ask what could possibly be wrong, they beat you to it and you hear…

That’s not what the lyrics are you know…

Busted. You’re totally embarassed. Or, perhaps, you argue that you’re the one who’s right and everyone else is wrong for sure!

You know it’s happened to you.

It’s happened to everyone. That’s why there’s this guy who thinks we should all kiss him. And we should. He collects the funniest misheard lyric stories and offers them up to us for our entertainment pleasure.

And it was a pleasure.

There’s a certain satisfaction in finding out that someone out there thought the lyrics ”Tell me why the road turns” in the Dianna Ross song Missing You, was “Tell me why they’re all turds” and that someone else thought the lyrics “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble… So you don’t confuse them with mountains” in Shakira’s song Whenever, Wherever, were ”Look, for my breasts are small, not humble… Now you may use them as mountains.”

In the last case, the misheard lyrics might get a few more votes than the correct ones.

Visitors to the site may entertain themselves by reading the embarassing moments of others, or they may submit their own embarassing misheard lyrics moments. The main page lists Funniest of the Week, Absurd of the Week, Funniest Story and Funniest of the Year.

I enjoyed myself there and I’m betting so will you. Unless of course, you’re that asshole in the Robert Palmer song. You know…

Might as well face it, you’re a d**k with a glove.

Yeah. everyone else who isn’t a dick though, you’ll want to kissthisguy a lot… and if you want to share an embarassing “caught in the moment” story here in the comments, I won’t mind that either. I promise not to tattle if you do go over and kiss that guy. (Daddy Papersurfer might find it brings back memories of when he and that “Brother-in-law” somehow found their way to that gay bar.) 

And if you remember to click here and help keep me on top of Kevin over at Humor-Blogs, I just might kiss you!