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James Bond has nothing on me, and though I’m sure, what with my penchant for showing lovely bras and all things lingerie at my blog, no one would mistake me for a 007 (like what would that be… a training bra?)  when it comes to the whole spy and sleuth thing… the male Bond is no match for me!

You see… I’ve found out something the rest of you probably don’t know!

Okay, so you might. In fact, it’s posted in the Fuelmyblog blog.

So what? I still prefer to think of myself as a female Bond and what’re you gonna do about it? Nothing. Yeah, that’s what I thought. (Notice how this illustration looks so remarkably like me…)

So I happened to be doing a bit of sleuthing, (rolling around and shooting guns and yelling “freeze” and all that) and I discovered something remarkable. Sylvie Dixie’s having a birthday today!

Well for me it’s today, for her… it’s already the time when (if he’s a smart fellow) husband Kevin is wining and dining her in the style she so rightly deserves. They’re about seven hours ahead of us (western) Canadian Bonds.

After getting the kids off to school, and Mr. Fracas off to work (Yes, a Jane Bond would be doing that… how else is she supposed to have a cover? Sheesh, do you people not know anything about being an international woman of mystery?) the first order of business was to create the lovely Sylvie a birthday post so that all the fraccy readers would head over to the Fuelmyblog blog and leave her a birthday greeting. I wanted to do something special for her though, because that’s kind of my thing. I do something special for people having a birthday (well, when I’ve been a good spy and learned about it that is…).

For others, I’ve provided men and women jumping out of cakes, fireworks and hot air balloons. I’ve found spectacular cakes and even written whole memes about them on their day.

What to do for Sylvie?

And then it hit me.

Sylvie is classy, warm, kind and lovely… and what better way to wish her a happy day than to tell the whole world?

And so… I pulled a few strings (because when you’re an international woman of mystery known not as 007 but as 36D, people do things for you. It’s one of the perks I really like) and for Sylvie, I’ve done something I hope she’ll like. I’ve enlisted the help of the folks over at Merriam Webster and henceforth, when folks look up the word lovely… well, just click the picture and see.

Happy Birthday Sylvie!

(Oh, and hey… you boobs over at Humor-Blogs should go say Happy Birthday to her too, and while you’re there, if you haven’t already joined Fuel, then do that too!)

[Jane Bond Image Source]