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First… are you 15? I hope so, because if you’re older than that, I’m going to repeat what I’ve said in earlier posts here at fracas.

What the heck is wrong with you?

Now that that’s out of the way, I have to point out this recent ridiculous craze of people searching for “racy” or “underwear” photos of her is totally blown out of proportion. Yeah, there’s a photo of her showing a green bra. It’s underneath a tank top though… and she’s funning for the camera no differently than a jazillion other teens have done so on their social networking pages. 

It doesn’t get much press though, to try sell some photo of some run of the mill teen in her underwear and write a headline like Ashley Brown/White/Smith’s Racy Underwear Photos when no one knows who the heck Ashley Brown/White/Smith is, so naturally, every benign photo of Cyrus is going to be pushed out at the masses as something “racy” or “wild” regardless.

So, just as the folks at Right Celebrity have written, I too, agree that the whole Miley Cyrus underwear scandal is Much Ado About Nothing. I’m sure tomorrow, if some enterprising paparazzi manages a sneak pic of her flossing her teeth, we’ll be inundated with “Miley Cyrus gets down and dirty with some rope” headlines.

It almost makes you feel sad for all those smut seekers, doesn’t it?

It even seems sadder when you read along with some of those articles and find out that people are questioning whether or not the photos are actually even her.

So instead of looking for photos of her that might not be her, or aren’t really all that racy anyway, why don’t you just read the previous posts here about her…

Hannah Montana’s pregnancy… the truth.

Miley Cyrus. Nude photos, pregnancy and wow.. you’re all so mean.

Or how about playing at the Miley Cyrus Doll Maker site, or the Miley Dress Up Game site? You’ll probably have more fun and excitement there, than trying so hard to find what usually ends up just being paparazzi wishes for some raunchy stuff where none exists. Seriously… at the Miley Dress Up Game site, click the “body” tab in the left hand sidebar and there… you actually get to see Miley nude…

… well, at least in doll form.

She’s 15. Shouldn’t you be happy with that?

[Photo above is a still shot from a not yet seen episode of Hannah Montana, titled “Yet Another Side of Me.”]