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Dr. Phil’s Teen Preference? Mercades Nichol.

If you ever likened the guy to a real mental health professional, here’s your wake-up call. I don’t doubt he was one… it’s just that fracas thinks he isn’t one any longer.

You see, staffers on the Dr. Phil show were responsible for bailing Mercades Nichol out of jail. Nichol is the teen who had befriended Victoria Lindsay, the teen who was attacked and beaten by six other teens at the home of Nichols’ grandmother. While staying with Nichols, Lindsay had returned to the home to be confronted by the other teens who beat her to the point of her suffering damage to one of her eyes and her hearing in one ear. Nichols was one of eight teens held on bail and eventually charged as an adult.

Enter the Dr. Phil show, and a report from Hollywood Today.

“For about a day, it appeared one of the six teens accused of videotaping themselves beating a fellow cheerleader in Polk County, Fla. had a friend in “Dr. Phil” McGraw. Members of his staff bailed the girl, 17-year-old Mercades Nichols, out of jail Friday night with the understanding she would be featured on McGraw’s talk show, but a rep for the TV guru is condemning the deal, claiming it was a violation of the program’s ethical guidelines.

Even besides the nastiness of trying for a story by getting people out of jail — it has never led to to happy ending. From Norman Mailer to Truman Capote’s famed escapades, one of which ended in a murder, media figures getting prisoners out of jail has often led to disaster.”

Seems this kind of thing is old hat for these media types; bail out the criminal in order to scoop your competition with the story. What makes Dr. Phil’s show rival those “upstanding” men who get caught up in all those Dateline NBC pedophilia stings, is that in reading the numerous reports, we learn that as of Saturday night, April 12th, not all of the eight teens are actually out on bail. Two remained jailed Saturday evening and as of approximately 6:00 pm Sunday evening, one remains in jail. Eighteen-year-old Stephen Schumaker is still in jail April 13th.  

I’m not upset they remained in jail, for such is the unfortunate lessons they’re learning about what this kind of behaviour can do not just to their victim but to their own families who have to come up with the bail because they made a choice to behave in such a reckless, inhumane way. What I’m upset about, is that the Dr. Phil show saw fit to bail out one, but not all of the teens.

Why not bail out all of them Dr, Phil?  Why not?  

Is it because Nichol appeared to be the one who’d do best on your show? Perhaps between she and her speakswithforkedtongue mother, they’d make a rousing good show about a “poor” teen being railroaded into a life in prison? I guess some help from Dr. Phil might just have the public forgetting how following the attack, Nichols posted on her (since deleted) MySpace account, ““F*CK YALL! ID DO IT AGAIN!!”

Of course mommie on the Today show helps too.

Sure… the media seems to be rallying around D. Phil, quick to report that it was a lowly staffer “overstepping authority” who bailed her out, and has now been “spoken to” but come on… I wasn’t found under the cabbage patch yesterday. After the Britney Spears fiasco, does anyone really think he didn’t know what was going down?

Whatever the reason Dr. Phil, it stinks. It reeks of the same kind of using of young people that we’d see on, well… MySpace. If you cared about the actual welfare of any of those teens, you’d have bailed them all out, not just Nichol. As it appears, the caring stops at the feet of whomever is the one that will garner the best ratings. Maybe you think that’s ok Dr. Phil, but you know… in this case I think you’re going to find that the world suddenly sees you as someone who has crossed that line between “used to be a good guy” and “Excuse me, I’m from Dateline NBC. Did you think you’d get caught trying to use that teen, or did you think you’d get away with it?”



The Naked Woman in Cheney’s Sunglasses…

There’s a story I recall reading when I was young. 

Naked Woman in Cheney's Sunglasses Photo

A boy who’d become lost… separated from his mother in a public place. Approaching a policeman, he tells his problem to the officer, who asks for a description of the boy’s mother. The boy offers only that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.

The police officer then proceeds to bring to the boy, a parade of different women, all very beautiful. Each time, the boy answers that the woman is not his mother.

Eventually, a haggard looking woman wearing tattered clothes and a scarf covering her hair, comes upon the situation and the boy, recognizing her immediately, cries out in happiness because this… is his mother. The two rejoice at having been reunited, and we are left to pause and consider that the love they share is what makes her beautiful to him.

I happened upon a story today, one that’s been popular in the last few days, but one I’d not read about yet; a story that reminded me of the little boy and how the power of suggestion is strong enough to make us see what we want. An old haggard woman is beautiful to a little boy because that is how he wanted to see her…

… and there’s a naked woman in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses because that’s what we want it to be.

Despite his objections, the internet has been rife with posts, rumours and adamant declarations that this photo taken of Cheney on a fishing trip, shows the reflection of a naked woman in his sunglasses.

It does not.

On closer examination, one can clearly see that the reflection is a slightly distorted image of his own hand on the fishing rod.

For those of you who prefer to remain (as with the little boy and his mother) blissfully ignorant of the reality, please do continue to imagine it’s a naked woman. Even if Cheney didn’t actually enjoy such a moment, who says you shouldn’t?

This too, is a Humor-Blog post. Would you think otherwise?

[Photo Credit:  Daily News]



Sunday Lolcat Scripsher – April 13, 2008

Sunday (lolcat) Scripshers Badge - Click MePlease enjoy today’s daily lolcat readings. Lolcat bible’s Martin Grondin seems pleased enough that fracas is sharing his kitty pidgin version of the Good Word… he dubbed me an honorary Reverend! So if you too, enjoy the lolcat scripshers, please… show a little lolcatlove and link back to here! 

John 10

2 But if u can goez in thru shepfold door, is ur shepfold.

3 Cuz that means shepfold dorman see u and all ur sheepz hearz u. cuz u give shepz names and takez them from shepfold

4 And so the shepz hearz name and folowz cuz is shepfold gai an hear liek teh shepfold gai.

5 But if iz no shepfold gai, sheepz no folow cos is no shepfold gai and no sowndz like shepfold guy so shepz are like: run awai! is no shepfold gai!”

6 Teh gaiz wer liek “wtf u talkin bout sheepz 4? i has no klu wat u meanz.”

7 Jesus sez agn “k, lsn srsly gais, i iz shep door.

8 Erleer peepz was r0bberz, n sheepz was like: i no lisn 2 u.

9 I iz door. (I iz opn door, so u no need 2 compln, k?) U goes thru me, u iz ok, n u go in n u com out n u getz nice gras n stuf.

10 R0bberz d00dz steelz ur stuff n kilz u. I iz here so u can has lots of lif.

(Don’t understand kitty pidgin? You can also get today’s scripture here.)

[Image Sources: lolcat bible and i can has cheezburger]

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