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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly…he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”
After a moment of silence, he farted.
[Image Source: Feats of Clay]
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Sad but true – tee hee
Comment by Daddypapersurfer March 31, 2008 @ 10:40 AMThere goes woman again thinking she can get the best of man. She can, of course, but only the stupid ones.
Comment by pseudonym March 31, 2008 @ 10:53 AMis the bride in the pic just really horny or is she a ventriloquist?
Comment by aniche March 31, 2008 @ 11:28 AMhalarious! hahaha (still laughing)
Comment by chencenter March 31, 2008 @ 12:18 PMlol :-)
Comment by 70steen March 31, 2008 @ 4:09 PMGrr…. in order to vote at the humor blog list, one needs to sign up and have a membership.
And what *IS* it with men and farting, anyway? They eat the same darn food we do, but they fart all the time and you need a freaking hazmat suit to go in the bathroom after them. Cripes.
Comment by linda March 31, 2008 @ 9:36 PMYou don’t actually have to vote for people over there Linda, they rank blogs based on a review of the blog they do (which they’ve suspended because they’ve too many on the list and now they just assign everyone a static number for the review score) added to the referrals from your blog.
So it’s the clicks through that count. The more people clicking through from fracas to them… my score goes up. All I need are people clicking over and my ranking will rise based on that. ;-)
Comment by fracas April 1, 2008 @ 1:41 AMThat’s so funny!
Comment by rantingdiva April 1, 2008 @ 1:11 PM