fracas

Although I feel like I’ve been in a coma, I’ve really not… I’ve just been laid up the past few days with strep and the accompanying aches, pains and lack of energy.

In the meanwhile, perhaps the following joke will suffice.

A woman lay in a coma in the hospital. While the nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath, one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, “Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.”

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they’d close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife’s room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses rushed into the room. “What happened?” they cried.

The husband said, “I dunno. I guess she choked.”