Filed under: Campaigns, Celebrities, Fraud, General, News, Oddities, Spoofs, Stupidity, United States, Voting | Tags: Bosnia, Dr. Daniel Serrano, Hillary Clinton liar, Hillary Clinton lied about Bosnia, Hillary Clinton lies, Hillary Clinton's secret family history, Hillary plastic surgery, plastic surgery, Politics
I’m sure fracas is the first blog to report on this for you, so if you’re reading this soon after it’s posting (in the wee hours of March 26, 2008) consider yourself lucky.
This news is big.
Really big.
You see, the news reports today are rife with reports of her harrowing escapades in Bosnia lies about what actually happened in Bosnia but that’s not even the real story. Yes, we now know the stories of her harrowing brush with death there were a lie, thanks to news sources such as Guardian Unlimited, The Huffington Post or NewsBusters…
“She landed in Bosnia under “sniper fire,” adding: “There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.” Clinton used to tell Iowa audiences: “We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady.”
What you don’t probably know though, is that Hillary has a family secret, and it explains why she gets caught in situations like these. Indeed, hidden reports are now surfacing that just may prove she has a secret connection to Dr. Daniel Serrano, the Argentine plastic surgeon who peddled a substance that was a combination of synthetic collagen and tiny solid beads that was legal in some countries but not approved by the FDA.
Fracas is first to tell you that while it hasn’t been confirmed yet… this photo of Hillary has surfaced and may be proof that She and Dr. Serrano conspired, and she underwent a bit of a reduction surgery in order to hide a family history that would explain why it’s honestly not her fault when stories like this one about her trip to Bosnia threaten her chances at the Democratic nomination for President.
So please everyone, cut her some “slack”.
Dr. Serrano did. Why can’t you?
[Please note that this is a spoof. Hillary Clinton is not actually related to Pinocchio, she just lies like him. Fracas does not intend to harm the family of Pinocchio by implying so.]
Oh. And why not pop over to Humor-Blogs? Clicking over there from here will pump my ranking there… for me, that’d be kind of like getting breast implants (only without having to go to someone like Dr. Serrano).
