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Paula Abdul Voted Off of American Idol

Now isn’t that the headline you’d really like to see?

Me too.

From her phony tears to the asinine repetitions of almost anything Randy has to say, to her standing up and dancing and her absolutely stupid outfits (including the black fingerless gloves worn on the March 25th show) Fracas would like her to go home.

Please.

Since that’s not likely to happen, please enjoy the following interview.



Green potatoes are not like green eggs and ham.
March 25, 2008, 11:19 PM
Filed under: Amusement, Entertainment, Humor, Oddities | Tags: , , , , , ,

JD saved my life.

Seriously, she did.

You see, I’m one of those people who didn’t believe there was any big deal if you were eating potato chips and came across one with that slightly green tinge to it. I couldn’t have been more wrong, and I’m sure my very life has been spared because of reading this post. And she’s right says The New York Times.

Some other things she’s saved me from?

  1. I can now eat mayonnaise without fearing it’s actually pus from a tumor.
  2. I can go back to chewing Bubble Yum because it isn’t full of spider eggs.
  3. Blood oranges don’t contain anyone’s blood, not even the orange’s.

Oh.. and she says that fake butter they put on the popcorn at movie theatres is good for you.

Well, ok… about that, she lied.

The rest is true.

And this, my dear fraccers, is why you need to visit the people on my fracroll.

I only bring you the best. Please give her a visit… and I won’t mind if you read some of the other blogs on the fracroll too!