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Pi Day is March 14. I’m giving gifts.

Last year, Pi Day was celebrated in the usual fraccy style by telling you about all kinds of Pi related fun. There were:

  1. Pi Day songs
  2. Executive Pie
  3. God, Sex & Apple Pie
  4. A million digits of pi
  5. How to have sex with a warm pie…

…and so much more. It was a post truly the opposite of pi-tiful so I was really fretting about how to top that for this year and then I stole it from the wikiHow page for how to celebrate Pi Day it came to me like so many other waves of genious.

For Pi day this year, I shall give everyone the gift of youth!

Simply use 3.14 as a unit of measure. Instead of being (for example) 31 years old, you are 9pi years old (approaching your 10th birthday). With this same approach, you can find out your next pi birthday. Heck, with this formula, even Daddypapersurfer is young again!

Post your new age below (if you’re not a chicken, nya nya nya nya nya) and remember that everything and anything you do today you can chalk up to your new age… courtesy of me, fracas.

Pi in the sky imageI know, I know. You can’t begin to thank me, and just like pi, your thanks is never-ending.

Your crows feet are gone, your boobs (or other nether region-type items) don’t sag anymore and you suddenly have the urge to see how many hot dogs you can eat in one sitting… or rather, how many hot dogs you can throw in one sitting. You can be wild, free of your troubles and responsibilities and hey… if you want, you could even eat a booger or two.  Okay, maybe not that, but you know what I mean. You’ve been given the gift of youth for one day… but only if you post a comment with your new age.

Come on.. everyone else is doing it and if you don’t, you’ll be the only one.

And finally, my last gift, because you’re young again and you’re bound to enjoy it… check out this video.

Other Pi Day Fun for 2008

  1. Order a Pi-dye shirt. They have a 31.4 day money-back guarantee too!
  2. You could search for your name in Pi.
  3. Buy some Pi earrings.
  4. Check out the rest of the fun at wikiHow Pi Day.

[Pi in the Sky Image Source: Worth1000.com]



Woman Stuck to Toilet Seat for Years

Woman stuck to toilet seat for years. Yes, you read it right. Two years to be exact. 

I’m sure you’re going to read this and think, yes.. that is the kind of story I’d expect to find at the fracas blog, but I’m posting it not for the slapstick appeal everyone else is posting it, but to bring about a tiny bit of awareness. Sometimes at fracas, I do that.

I happened upon this story and checked it out at several sites first. Over at ABC2, the story was reported like so:

“A woman in Kansas is being treated for a skin infection after she was stuck to her toilet seat. She refused to leave her boyfriend’s bathroom for two years and her skin bonded to the seat.”

I wanted to make sure this wasn’t some internet joke, and so read several other sites as well. Over at the Editor & Publisher site, the story went like this:

“The News reported the incredibly bizarre case of a woman in Ness City, Kan., who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — becoming stuck to the seat as her skin literally grew around it.

For all that time, the boyfriend, whom authorities would not identify, took her food and water, and, he told Ness County Sheriff’s officers, begged her to come out. But he apparently never thought to call for help until Feb. 27.

It came from a classic phone tip — but editors at first, naturally, assumed the woman was dead.

In an account of the case by Associated Press reporter Roxana Hegeman — the one rocketing around office e-mails nationwide — Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the 35-year-old at first insisted nothing was wrong, and she didn’t want to leave.

She was eventually persuaded to go a hospital by emergency medical services personnel who pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar, and, as Sheriff Whipple said, “the seat went with her to the hospital.” Her legs had appeared to atrophy, he added.”

Now while there is certainly an element of the funny in this story, it made me a little sad to see so many sites using it solely for that reason when the part of the story that struck me, was the reason why this woman ended up how she was found.

“Her boyfriend says the woman lived in fear and would not leave the bathroom. He says he brought her food and water and tried to convince her to leave the bathroom.

She’s being treated for a skin infection and receiving mental help in a Wichita hospital. Doctors say she’s in fair condition but she will need a wheelchair once she gets out.”

Watch the video here

It’s not all that funny anymore, is it?

It’s called agoraphobia, and it truly imprisons people who suffer from it. Some common facts about agoraphobia are: 

  • approximately 2 to 5 out of every 100 people report symptoms of agoraphobia without a history of panic disorder
  • in clinics, over 95% of people presenting for treatment for agoraphobia also have panic disorder
  • panic disorder seems to be a risk factor for agoraphobia
  • the longer people live with panic disorder, the more likely they are to develop symptoms of agoraphobia
  • more women experience agoraphobia than men

Have you ever seen someone trying to live with it? I have. It’s not funny, and so today, fracas would like to use this story not to get a laugh from anyone, but to provide links to information and help on agoraphobia.

If you know someone who might be suffering from it, please encourage them to look for help, and… because they may be too fearful to leave their home, or their room, or even a bathroom to get the help, please seek it for them.

To view a larger version of this striking image [1] click it, and it will open up the full version.

Agorophobia Information and Links:

agoraphobia (ag´rfō´bē)n an anxiety disorder characterized by a fear of being in an open, crowded, or public place where escape may be difficult or help may not be available if needed.

[Mosby's Dental Dictionary, 2nd edition. © 2008 Elsevier, Inc. All rights reserved.]

  1. Agoraphobia without history of panic disorder.
  2. Social Phobia World – Support Forums
  3. AnxietyBC – Agoraphobia
  4. MedicineNet – Detailed Discussion on Agoraphobia
  5. bbc.co.uk Health – Agoraphobia
  6. Agoraphobia – Mayo Clinic Site
  7. Panic Disorder with and without Agoraphobia – What is a Panic Attack?
  8. Agoraphobia Support UK
  9. HealthCare.com – List of Agoraphobia Support Groups

[1] Image Source: Jim Bloom. Jim’s Folk Art is worth a visit. The piece I’ve used here literally jumped out at me for the way it so accurately portrays how a person with agoraphobia may feel. When you view it, think about that. Please. 



AmandaJuice or BeetleMyer?

Amanda Overmyer as Beetlejuice image from TMZI saw this over at TMZ.com and I found it totally hilarious. Now I’d  previously compared Amanda Overmyer to Magenta... from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but TMZ went just that step farther.

It’s no secret that I am not an Overmyer fan. I thought she should go home right from the get-go and haven’t changed my mind. In my book, she’s a fake rocker. I think she tries really hard to convince us and herself, that she is what she is. I also feel that she’s limited in what she can sing, and that each week she remains is another week we have to listen to her perform something that will undoubtedly sound just like whatever she sang the week before

I also don’t like the fact that she’s made no bones about not really giving a hoot about American Idol.  Honestly… if that’s the case then why be on the show when there are others who so obviously do care? It just seems so, so ignorantly rude.

Then again, fracas is horribly opinionated when it comes to some things, and, well… it’s like with a job. If you don’t want to do your best and if you don’t care if you’re there… then fraccing well walk away and let someone who will care and who will do their best to have the spot. If she doesn’t care, she’s just being horrid and selfish by being there and taking the spot away from someone else. 

I’ve reduced the size of the photo and linked it to the large version over at TMZ. It’s not my photo, or my idea… and you really must see the larger version to appreciate it, so do click over.  (PS.. while you’re there, you’ve simply got to check out the comparison pictures and poll about Gilligan’s Island’s Ginger and MaryAnn.  Come back and tell me if you were surprised by the poll results or not. )

Hats off to them for their genious! The laugh I got from coming across that post was definitely worth it.