Filed under: Amusement, Funny, General, Humor, Jokes, Stupid, Stupid Girls, Stupidity, Women | Tags: dumb blonde handywoman, dumb blonde jokes, dumb blonde painter, Lexus, Porsche
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handywoman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said, “How much will you charge me? “The blonde quickly responded, “How about $50?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house? “He responded, “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those ‘dumb blonde’ jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” the husband asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.
“Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus”
[Hat tip to fraccy sis Aussiebabe for the laugh]
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This is a good blond joke. :)
Comment by jayleen March 7, 2008 @ 1:23 pmNow I know why you color your hair.
Comment by John March 8, 2008 @ 10:12 pmMy pleasure Fracas! That is a good one! Glad you enjoyed it and passed it on! Luv from aussiebabe in OZ
Comment by aussiebabe March 9, 2008 @ 2:26 amOh, I do love a good blonde joke. Some people have dared to call me blonde. My hair is sort of undecided. At least I know the difference between a porch and a Porsche. A Porsche is one of those wraparound porches, right?
Comment by JD at I Do Things March 9, 2008 @ 8:01 amJohn, John John… It’s the other way around… Dumb brunettes color their hair and give true blonds a bad name. True blonds are extremely intelligent. Although, the older we get, we do have a tendency to ‘grow into’ our hair color… I feel dumb and dumberer with each passing year.
Oh, to be 17 again and know EVERYTHING… Actually… no. I’ll stay where I’m at… Unless I’m granted a do-over and retain my ‘wisdom.’ That I might go for.
Comment by jayleen March 9, 2008 @ 5:41 pmWell, who’s gonna put Fracas on the spot and make her prove she’s either a true blond or brunette? :)
Comment by John March 9, 2008 @ 8:14 pmOh aye… I’ll leave THAT to you. hehe
Hi Fracas! *waving*
Comment by jayleen March 9, 2008 @ 8:40 pmJayleen…. How funny. With each passing year, I become increasingly aware of how dumb I used to be when I *thought* I knew everything. LOL.
John… being a real fraccy blood sister, I can answer the question as to her true hair color.
Didn’t say I *would* — said I *could*. :)
Comment by Linda March 9, 2008 @ 9:30 pmlol @linda…. pun intended. That’s a tease post if ever there was one. :)
Comment by jayleen March 9, 2008 @ 10:33 pmme? tease? psshhhaw… that’s fraccy’s job.
No teasing here! I’m just saying….
lol
Comment by Linda March 9, 2008 @ 11:44 pmHey. Not fair. I’ve been horribly suffering with a rotten UTI all weekend and I come here to find you all trying make me laugh. Do you have any idea what happens when someone who is not quite over a UTI laughs robustly?
No fair.
So ok… I shall rise to the occasion and tell all.
Stay tuned.
And JD - a Porsche is actually someone who finds themself inexplicably drawn to Ellen Degeneros.
Comment by fracas March 10, 2008 @ 12:58 am