fracas

I like to help out my friends, and it seems Daddypapersurfer is in need right now. I’ve happily agreed to help him out.

You see, he was complaining explaining how he feels his words are being copied and pasted over at the Fuelmyblog blog, and in the process, made mention of a desire to report this to the Omblogsman. He asked for their address.

Being the nosy busybody good friend I am, I decided to search for such information and help him out. The odd thing though, is that when a person does search for that, they come upon none other than Daddypapersurfer’s site!  

Now, you might notice some other chap has registered the domain omblogsman.com,. That happened back in 2005, but to date, he’s done nothing with it. It’s a bloody outrage I tell you. All these people in desperate need of an advocate and he’s sitting on the domain name, probably hoping to sell it for… money. Daddypapersurfer would never do that. In fact, I’m pretty sure he isn’t even planning on charging for his services. He just wants to help each and every one of you with your problems because he is quite truthfully, a veritable Saint.

It seems then, that the only rational thing to do, is to dub DaddyP the omblogsman of the interweave.

I’ve volunteered to take such calls for him while he’s away on his current little jaunt where he suffers from lack of the bandwidth, and while I do have a few stipulations regarding what I will and won’t do… you are all free to leave comments here stating the nature of your omblogsman needs. I will see that he gets each and every message.

Thanks to this really smart guy, I’ve located a high-tech means to keep track of any and all messages that come in for him while he’s out. All of you fraccy office temps out there might want to try this out to increase your productivity. If you click the thumbnail, you’ll be able to see how this neat little invention has made me such a success at what I do.

So there you have it. Leave your comments, complaints, problems and miseries here for the interweave’s new Omblosgman… Daddypapersurfer.

Oh. Excuse me. There’s a shoe auction closing in the next 3 minutes. I’ll just have to put you on hold.