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Most of you have noticed I’ve not been here regularly, nor have I been fueling anyone the last several days.
I’m sorry. I really am, but I’ve been whining politely informing you all through this month of February, that I really have a lot on my plate. First I had that big project I was doing… working with the kids at my son’s school, a catering-type function I’d committed myself to, and that kind of thing.
And then I had a brief break, and then I became erratic fracas again.
If you’ve been to LindaC’s blog, you might know why.
LindaC is my sis. Yes, many of you are known as my fraccy sis too… but LindaC was actually there to swear to my nose-picking barbie-doll playing, tattling perfect child younger days. And she has the pictures. Well she does now anyway.
You see, the fraccy mother is celebrating a milestone birthday, I am the grand-affair organizer and LindaC is the very-generous-with-her-time saint who has agreed to accept hundreds of photos from lo, the many fraccy siblings (and there are many I tell you) and arrange them in some spectacular fashion that will hide the evidence of nose-picking barbie-doll playing and turn them into a wonderful presentation that will cause much weeping and wailing at the memories.
(The weeping and wailing is likely to come from all the guests who realize how many fraccy women there are to contend with in the world.)
However, I’ve noticed something in my absence.
This… is what happens to a blogger’s stats when they decide to up and leave their fraccy readers picking their own noses for a few days!
Ouch. I felt it. I’ve been spanked. A stat spanking.
I promise there will be real fraccing coming up next week… the kind that will make some of you also want to cry.
And that… you can count on. You only have to spank me once and I learn.
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I had the same during my western new year and chinese new year break.
It picks up very fast once you put your teeth in it, looking forward to see you on top again :-)
Noses have never been so dirty these days though, wonder why…
Comment by Linky love February 22, 2008 @ 12:58 AMThe thought of all the fraccy women gathered in one place is very disturbing [for several reasons].
Comment by Daddypapersurfer February 22, 2008 @ 1:25 AMI must say your blog is looooooking good ……….. de dum de dum de dum
hi fracas… yeah. 900 pictures means, phew… loads!! i cant wait to see the results!! and see you picking nose? uhuh… i mean the barbie dolls days… hm… *wink*
i loiikeeee!!
Comment by baby February 22, 2008 @ 7:31 AMI haven’t been around much lately either….partly due to being gone on vacation (the good part) & partly due to the flu-bug from HELL that accompanied me home. If I don’t DIE, I’ll be back around soon……….ugh.
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra February 23, 2008 @ 3:59 PMBlog holidays are required to avoid burnout. A blip in the stats is nothing to be worried about. In fact, a holiday can often bring about a different change in the visitor count, as the mouse loves to play while the cat is away. Without writing a word, someone could Stumble Upon some page you’ve written, and you could end up with a 1000 extra visitors in hours.
Comment by Saskboy February 23, 2008 @ 11:15 PMLinky – I know. I’ve been away here and there and it always happens. In a way it’s nice, because it shows that effort = results. You come back and put effort in, and voila… results again!
DaddyP – You WISH you could be where all of us are gathered. LOL. I do rather like the look of my blog, but there seems to be this odd odour… as if someone was wearing old socks. Hmmmm.
baby – I’m not sure how much we could show, since it’s full of pictures of people who haven’t agreed to let their pictures be online, but I’m sure Linda and I will be sneaking in some choice ones of us here and there…
Olga – Please don’t die. I’d miss you! But as for vacation-related illnesses… I just can’t find it in my heart to feel sorry for you at all… not me in my fraccing cold Canadian weather. I’m too jealous.
Saskboy – Well I wasn’t truly as worried about the dip in the stats as I was intrigued to see how easy it would be to get some traffic back with a title like that. LOL. I should be ashamed of myself. Oh… wait….. I’m not.
LOL. Just imagine… all those people who for some straaaaange reason, are interested in reading about some woman they’ve never met getting spanked.
Ain’t the internet grand!
Comment by fracas February 24, 2008 @ 1:39 AMStrangely enough, one of my most popular posts is Yeah Baby! I think a lot of folks were hoping to read something about Austin Powers. I still get random hits for that post. Oddly enough, it has nothing to do with the British secret agent and everything to do with the idiotic ramblings of the head of my agency. It’s also very cryptic (intentionally–don’t want to narrow down my secret identity too much) and not all that well written.
Go figure.
Glad your back. I’m sure a lot of gentlemen callers are quite disappointed they couldn’t see your buxom derriere being becomingly swatted. ; )
Comment by Cowgirl Betty February 24, 2008 @ 9:24 AMI get enough traffic, as you may imagine, with having ‘teen’ in my title. Although I have noticed of late they have slowed up a bit… maybe they have learned their lesson lol
Frac I am rubbish at fuelling too … I do try to be ‘disciplined’ about it
Comment by 70steen February 24, 2008 @ 2:11 PMI heard something about spanking. The rest is rather a blur, to be honest.
Now, about this spanking. Tell me more!
Comment by Lord Likely February 24, 2008 @ 9:44 PMI get tons of hits for pornographic that pornographic image of you and DP. There’s also ‘homeless porn’ and ‘homeless family porn’ that regularly come in. I thought about an entry about that, but I didn’t want to attract more of that garbage.
I ‘am’ wondering about you’re use of the term of me doing ‘anything’. It’s kind of creepy now.
Comment by John February 24, 2008 @ 10:45 PMJohn get’s visitors for garbage? hmmm…
Comment by Linky love February 25, 2008 @ 3:51 AMFracas – How…where…is Petra?!?
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra February 25, 2008 @ 10:18 AMCG Betty – Perhaps one or two of them would stop to read your (ormy) post and realize they can be entertained *gasp* in some other way? It might bring them a whole new understanding of what a search engine could do for them other than find them porn! We’re trailblazers… lol.
70steen – I don’t think you suck at fueling. I’ve tried to make it an everyday, so I feel bad when I can’t. I wouldn’t want people I’ve been fueling to think I don’t like them anymore, or am mad at them. :-( I just have had too much on my plate.
Lord Likely – People spanked me, that’s what happened. Not just one either, lots. But about you. Have you been to see someone about that eye problem? Blurry vision can mean a lot of things. I’m worried about you now. I wouldn’t want you passing around that “award” to just anyone now that you can’t see all that well. LOL.
John – Yeah… thanks… so I’m a porn start online now because of you. LOL.
I agree with your stand on people looking for “homeless porn” and such. Geez. It’s like people who search for “Anorexia Porn.” It really exists and it’s sad.
I’ve got this massive headache right now John, had it since last night. The kind you make sure you don’t operate a vehicle while you have. So honestly, I’m not sure about the last sentence in your comment. Are you talking about me using your name or about when I make a title that includes myself? Headaches suck.
Linky – The stuff people actually search for can be creepy sometimes, and other times just downright sad.
Comment by fracas February 25, 2008 @ 10:28 AMLooking forward to more Fraccing I have to say sometime it is good to have a break from blogging ;-)
Comment by sylvied February 26, 2008 @ 4:00 AMI agree, only I wasn’t really looking for a break from it, I was kind of forced into it by having promised to do so many things in February.
And I realized that my email to you with that recipe is sitting in draft. I did it and then forgot I hadn’t sent it. I’m such a shmuck. Is it too late?
Comment by fracas February 26, 2008 @ 10:40 AM