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Former “Brady Bunch” star, Christopher Knight and “America’s Next Top Model” season 1 winner, Adrianne Curry met and fell in love on season four of VH1’s “The Surreal Life.” The unlikely couple moved in together, got engaged and got married, all very publicly thanks to their reality series “My Fair Brady.” The show created new uses for the common air-sickness bag as users found it necessary to be prepared for the inevitable.

January 20, 2008 saw a resurgence in barf bag interest as ‘My Fair Brady … Maybe Baby’ premiered. In the show, Curry had planned to surprise Knight with a gift of nude photos of herself and a female friend. Finding the pictures early, Knight became upset because according to him, he’d always suspected her of being a lesbian and for him, this cemented it. Curry cries and insists she isn’t a lesbian, she’s a chris-ian. Chris-ian as in Christopher.

Yes… she really did say that.  

It’s times like this where I remember that I never did like Peter Brady… and I am relieved.

To watch the video clip, click on the still image, but please… check if you might have one of those bags available.

It’s so refreshing to come back to one’s blog after a bout of busy, to find that people have still been coming by. I took a moment to check the stats page, and found something rather pleasant.

It seems people really want to see my cold hard nipples. Just look at how many views that one post alone has brought to the fraccy blog! It’s enough to make a gal feel like she should gift everyone with some lovely chocolates!

It wasn’t terribly hard to find just the right chocolate treat either. The internet is just brimming over with businesses of all kinds. Finding someone out there offering up a box of chocolate nipples was about as hard as finding Joan Rivers at a plastic surgery clinic.

Of course, it’s hardly fair to provide such a treat for all the male fraccers who’ve kept “A naked picture of my cold, hard nipples” at the top of the search list while I’ve been away without providing something for the ladies as well. After all, one never truly knows whose arrived at one’s site looking for something. To be fair, I’ve located a nice box of after dinner willies too!

And because I do try to please all my fraccers, I don’t even mind showing you where I found such wonderful and amusing little treats. In fact, should you desire to, you might also order up yourself some chocolate body paint, some dunking dickies (a tin of penis shaped cookies), a package of penis pasta (100% durum wheat that promised to increase in size when cooked), or any variety of candy underwear and acoutrements. Choose from a candy bra, garter, whip, nipple tassels, g-string or several other very interesting candy compliments.

Where is this site? Why it’s right here. And you know… if you should so happen to be interested in other unique gifts, their sister site probably will have what you’re looking for too.

A hat tip goes out to the junk food blog for steering me in the right (or wrong?) direction.