fracas

I’m going to be unable to visit or comment at most of your blogs over the next two days. I know, I know… it’s like I gave you all the gift of no smart ass, but really… it’s because I’m going to be tied up again. An event I’ve been planning is coming up and it’s going to keep me from having enough time to do more than throw up a post and vote for the people on my fuelroll. I’ll be working at my kids’ school again for a few days and while I seem to have an obsession with my blog love to try keep up with everything, I can’t promise I’ll be able to comment.

Feel free to party here anyway though, because I love it when you all feel welcome enough to do that.  Just please… make sure:

1. No one pees anywhere.
2. All beer bottles are cleaned up before I get back.
3. No one does anything questionable in my bed.
4. No one wears my underwear or snoops in my drawers.
5. No smoking in the blog. It makes me sick. I even make my own child go outside (yes, when it’s -51) to smoke.
6. (That includes those who want to do stupid shit like Salvia or other drugs… it’s not allowed in this blog.)
7. You bring a nice bottle of wine for me. Red. Shiraz or Merlot. Even a White Merlot is ok.
8. Um, I can’t think of anything else and that makes me a little worried. I know some of you can come up with more than that.

I’ll still be here, just with far less time. Perhaps I’ll resort to posting real pictures of body parts?