fracas

In response to a challenge by one of the new contributors over at fuelmyblog, I decided to pierce something to try win his (okay, it’s daddypapersurfer) contest. I also said I’d post pictures.

In that fracalicious way that I love to behave, I’ve found some photos to correspond to the items in a poll I’ve placed over at that other… more whore-y fracas blog at blogger. WordPress does not allow for javascript… it’s how they keep us safe from all those mean and nasties who would like to sic their java headaches upon all of us and in one fell swoop, bring down the world (as we know it) with their malicious code. (Please examine these photos closely before deciding on your vote; clicking on any photo will open up a new window with many more photos of that kind of piercing.)

Yeah, so Blogger allows it. No surprise, since nearly every blog scraper out there is on Blogger. I’ve put the poll there. I’m asking you to click over and vote for a body part you think I should pierce. It’s not hard to find, right below my picture in the sidebar. I am quite serious. I will pierce the fracas. No “she’s melted” photos instead of a wet t-shirt photo… no excuses… nope. Fracas will be pierced, and a photo for proof will be posted!

And why shouldn’t I be? The fraccy daughter has several piercings… all in her face. It is quite special.  She doesn’t wear the labret piercing all the time though… the fraccy future son-in-law finds it an annoyance when the kissing commences.

Note that I did not include ”labret piercing” on the poll list.

Fracas is no fool. 

Please also note, that I did not include ”nipple piercing” or “umentionables piercing” on the poll list either. How on earth would I show you a picture of it then? Mr. Fracas would be a little upset… and rightly so.   

So head over to the poll… you have limited time to have your say. Please, also… note that I encourage cheating. If you think you can convince others to head over there and vote for their favorite body part, so be it. Cheat, cheat, cheat. It’s a good way to add some excitement to a cold and miserable winter.  

Disclaimers:

1. Please do not blame me if you choose to click on “hardcore” or any of the piercings on the menu that involve body parts normally covered by underwear.  
2. I had to post this next part… it was in the rules.

Tie breaker – Daddy Papersurfer is the bestest blogger in the world because … he’s willing to wear his old scouts uniform to detention and he’s only slightly afraid of the coven. Quite remarkable!