Filed under: Blogging, Entertainment, General, Humor, Oddities, Quizes, Shameless Self Promotion | Tags: beer, personality tests, the arse race, the fart machine, Witches
I happened upon a site that offered up all kinds of reasons to avoid work, and while many of the links were old, dead and misleading (kind of like some people I know) I did happen upon a few little gems. I wonder why people create sites that are meant as a directory of something… and then abandon them?
Nevertheless, I did find a few things that I knew right off, would interest some of the fraccy readers. I took this test, and the results I got were no surprise to me.
It seems I’m a witch.
Not being satisfied with that, and remembering how much fun I had talking to Laurenbot, Splotchy, Alice (and even God) the other night, I decided to try this Online Consequences game.
You plug in some names and it will create the rest of the story for you. Having noticed that some people think they’re really creative today for being able to write upside down in their blog… I decided to see where that would lead.
It went like this:
Ex convict daddypapersurfer vowed never to rest until the woman who framed him was safley behind bars.
Linky was living the high life in New York on the reward money.
One spring day daddypapersurfer spotted her across the street and shouted over the noise of the traffic
“I can write upside down”“Where are your teeth”, screamed Linky and ran for it down a quiet alley only to find they formed an Osmond tribute band.
(I swear 70steen, I didn’t add that last part, the script really threw that one in!)
Go ahead and help yourself to a few more of these terribly important and incredibly useful ways to pass some time (and some other stuff too…)
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Try your hand at the Fart Machine
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How about the Arse Race?
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You could play Slap the Nerd…
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Maybe you want to know why beer is better than women?
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Then again, some of you want to know why beer is better than men.
Now, I noticed, that on those lists, there were 25 reasons why beer is better than women, but a whopping 59 reasons why beer is better than men. This puzzles me, because as everyone knows (if they’ve read my profile on the whore-y fracas blog) I don’t like beer. I’m just wondering if I could substitute something for the beer?
And why don’t you see what your Fancy Dress Personality is? That is… if you can get to it before I turn you into a toad or something…
