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As regular fraccers know, I am on the list of contributors to fuelmyblog’s blog. The first set of contributions I’d made to them were the Tips for Parents posts many months ago. More recently, I’d taken to writing a feature called Just Fraccing Around. Somtimes, I’d post my Just Fraccing Around contribution here as well.
This time is different.
Recently I’d learned that Daddypapersurfer had been added to the list of contributors for fuelmyblog’s blog, and well, I was a little concerned for Kevin and Sylvie, so I thought I’d talk to some people about it.
People… a term used loosely.
I won’t ruin it by posting it here. The conversations are worth a click over to fuelmyblog. And… while you’re there, if you haven’t joined, then why not? It’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Seriously.
And Daddypapersurfer… honestly, we do welcome you. I couldn’t think of a better way to do it.
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I could cover you in maple syrup and ………………. spend the rest of the day batting away wasps and bees.
I can’t stop now, I’m talking artifice to artificial intelligences. It’s OK, I’m by myself ……………
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 20, 2008 @ 3:48 AMLook here. I know Judy came up with that whole “go play in syrup” thing, but honestly, it IS -30 or more (Celsius) here and I’ll have you know bees and wasps do not hang out in -30 temperatures.
So now what?
Comment by fracas January 20, 2008 @ 3:56 AMWe’ll have to rely on the beavers wanting something sweet.
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 20, 2008 @ 5:29 AMFracas – you really out did yourself on this one! My cups are off to you!
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra January 20, 2008 @ 12:37 PMI still haven’t received my fuel my blog tee shirt. Why do things take so Damn long to come to Saskatchewan? Seriously!
Comment by bluepaintred January 20, 2008 @ 12:40 PMOlga’s cups are off!!!!! ……….. I feel quite faint
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 20, 2008 @ 1:45 PMAND I’m twirling them in circles! Weeeeeeeeeee!!!
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra January 20, 2008 @ 3:28 PMOlga rofl :-)
Frac you’ll have to keep a closer eye on him more than ever now he has a free passage into the community :-)
Comment by 70steen January 20, 2008 @ 4:28 PMDaddypapersurfer – Again… beavers hibernate, which still leaves me with a predicament.
Olga – Oh no… we’ll need to call for CPR for DaddyP.
bluepaintred – I heard from Kevin, that snorgtees had a backlog over Christmas and that’s why it’s taken so long. He said they’ve been sent now.
Daddypapersurfer again – I knew it!
Olga – You’re really going to hurt him you know…
70steen – We only get access to our own posts, so hopefully he’ll be able to behave with that much. I am a little worried about what we’re going to see though. I sure hope we don’t have to endure any more gold lame bikini bottoms on Boney M.
Comment by fracas January 21, 2008 @ 12:55 PMIn the Spring of 2006 God sent a message. The message is about the meaning of First is Last and Last is First. The message is this:
Comment by Melanie Stefine September 24, 2008 @ 9:25 AMIn the morning I go to Heaven. In the afternoon I live my life. In the evening I die, death.
What does this mean? It means that Birth is Last and Last is Birth. God also gives an example so
that you can understand this better. Example: Mike Douglas died on his birthday. (Note: Mike Douglas and Michael Douglas are two different people.)
In 2007, God had this to say:
Comment by Melanie Stefine September 24, 2008 @ 9:27 AMWe each die in succession, then we are born on the same day.
Gosh Melanie… you’ve been using that bot since 2006? I’m impressed at your dedication.
Comment by fracas September 24, 2008 @ 9:56 AMCorrection: To the meaning of First is Last and Last is First. It means that Birth is Last and Birth is First. Sorry for the error. God talks in symbols and opposites at times so it takes time to figure out what he is saying. Some of his messages are clearer than others, plus they have multiple meanings.
Comment by Melanie Stefine October 9, 2008 @ 12:47 PMHere is one small piece of proof.
Like I said earlier, the Holy Spirit talked to me, besides his message about First is Last and Last is First, he had something to say about “Who Killed JFK”. Christ tells me that the man who shot JFK is a policeman. He also tells me the name of the shooter, but it is in a jumbled word. The word is “Fritters”. I see the name F. Ritter right off so I think that is the name of the killer. Now God has lots of other messages for me to figure out, so I put “who Killed JFK” on the back burner for over a year. A year or more later , just recently, I have more time to look for F. Ritter. I can’t find a policeman with that name who lived in Dallas, Texas in 1963. So I am searching for information about who killed JFK and there is a picture of a policeman by the name of JD Tippit. Now Tippit kind of looks like Ritter. Now I unjumble the letters of Ritter to TIRRET. Now TIRRET looks more like TIPPIT. Now I make the R’s stand at attention, I get TIPPET. One problem is that the I and the E are not the same. So I do some research on the family name TIPPIT. Turns out that in the late 1800’s JD Tippit’s grandfather changed their name from Tippett to Tippit. So the next step I change the E to I. So Tippet is now Tippit.
Now I have FS Tippit and JD Tippit. The first two initials are not the same. Next I go to Wikipedia there I find; “Some thought that J. D. stood for Jefferson Davis. However JD does not stand for anything. That means his name is just J D. So the initials F S, do not stand for anything. I just have two initials that do not stand for anything. Are you following me?
Next what does FRITTERS mean. If your following my thinking here, God is going to tell you what happened to JD Tippit after he was shot. Fritters are a dough that is deep fried. Bread also means body, like in the last super Christ takes the bread and says this is my body. Look in the dictionary, PIT means HELL. TIP means money paid, gratuity. There are other meanings to.
JD Tippits body (dough) is placed in the deep fryer (lake of fire). Now I think this clue (Fritters) was ingenius. After all God came up with it. I think he does have a sense of humor too. Kids now have a new game to play. They can play God. Pilsbury dough boy fry’s in the lake of fire. You get HELL! fry baby fry!
If you think this is just crazy. Remember I am just the messenger. Jesus is the one that had to talk about JFK. So he had a reason for doing that. Chirst is telling you who killed the president so that you will believe that his messages are from God. Remember only God knows who killed JFK. He told me and I am telling you. I had forgotten about the case years ago. This is a cold case now, it been 45 year since the shooting. Nov. 22 is the anniversary.
I also read the part about giving false prophesy. God says false prophets go to Hell or something like that. I only repeat what God told me. Now what I wrote above is from God. He told me who killed JFK in 2006. The above is not a lie or a joke and I am going to HEAVEN without fear.
Before I forget. Gods messeges usually have more than one meaning. F S could also stand for “Fence Shooter”.
Who are the co-conspirators? Turns out that there are two policemen named Tippit, and one other Tippett working in the Dallas police Department that same year(1963). Back to the clue word Fritters. That is plural, you know about plural. We have two fritters. The co-conspirators name is Gayle M. Tippit.
Now the Dallas Police Departtment obviously covered up and framed Oswald. He was the Patsy. They did it cause it is very possible that one of the other police officers rushing to the scene saw Tippet fleeing the scene carrying a rifle. They covered it up because of the embarrassment of one of their own was the man that killed JFK? And the Warren commission must have also figured that out so they stuck with the Dallas Dept. story saying that it was Oswald. It could have been a National embarrassment. Now if you look at the evidence like I did. It is easy to see that the DAllas Police Dept tampered with the evidence over and over again. And they did a very bad job of it too.
Now this is my opinion, not Gods. I think God is behind the creation of the Internet. I could never have been able to figure out a lot of his messages without the use of the Internet. People on the Net have been a big help to me. God talks to other people too, they just don’t know it. God let me know it was him.
This is proof because it is impossible for any one to do what I did with the clue word FRITTERS. I made it look easy. I can do that over and over again in all of God’s messages. It is impossible for anyone to do what I do.
God Messenger, Melaine
Comment by Melanie Stefine February 5, 2009 @ 7:05 PMMelaine.
You clearly never read the original post, nor clicked the links in it to understand what the post was about (it’s a joke you clearly didn’t get), only proceeded to use my blog as your personal soapbox. You know, I don’t mind people who do that when it’s valid response to the post content… but what you’re doing is not really all that nice and I don’t think God asks people to go around doing what you’re doing.
See, God talks to people in all kinds of ways, and sometimes people think they’re being God’s messenger when what they’re doing is really all about themselves.
Maybe some self-reflection might help you there?
Comment by fracas February 6, 2009 @ 7:22 AMHi Fracas,
I did read what you wrote. You wrote, “I talked to God”.
We all talk to God. Even people that don’t believe in God talk to God. It is very common to talk to God. What is not common is for God to talk to someone. Could you imagine what it would be like for God to talk to you. And not just have a few words with you. What would you think it is like to have God spend 3 years with you and really unload on you?
If anything I bet you would never forget the experience. And your right on one point, God never asked me to do anything. I just assumed the message was for everyone. Not just me. The message is clear that, “WE each die is succession, then WE are born on the same day”. God uses the word WE and not I. So that means I am not the only person that will be born in Heaven. So the message is for everyone and not just me.
As always, Melaine
Comment by Melaine Stefine May 14, 2009 @ 7:26 PMMelaine;
Again you ignore what’s being said to you. You didn’t read the post I wrote, you obviously read only the title.
THE POST refers to my ‘talking’ with a BOT someone decided to name ‘god’ to be funny. You chose to turn it into whatever you want to believe it says so that you can use it to launch your own personal soapbox campaign using my blog. You know what? That’s not really very nice. You’re free to get your own free blog and use it as a soapbox all you like… hijacking other peoples’ isn’t really a polite thing to do, regardless of whether or not you think you’re justified because you’re ’spreading God’s word’.
Your listening skills seem to be so poor, it’s no wonder it took God three years to get through to you.
Comment by fracas May 15, 2009 @ 7:32 AM