Filed under: Amusement, Friends, Funny, General, Humor, Uproars | Tags: bra posse, Bras, Daddypapersurfer, dream interpretation, meaning of dreams
No, I’m not referring to that movie starring Robin Williams (which by the way, was nowhere near as good as reading the book… in fact, a positive disappointment compared to the book) I’m referring to poor Daddy Papersurfer.
Indeed, I speak of him so often here, you must all think he’s my actual dad. He’s not. He’s just old enough to be. (And that wasn’t an insult, he really is. Penfold could be my brother I suppose, had I been born over there and not been so fortunate as to have been chosen to be a lucky Canuck.)
It seems poor DaddyP has suffered some nightmarish dream and well, most who read of it, thought I would be a tad upset (having been called a huge arse and all) but no… if fracas is anything, she is kind, considerate and very sympathetic to those who are suffering.
And he truly is.
He is suffering in many ways, and in many ways to come. My heart simply breaks for the poor man.
I did some research (only in order to be of assistance to him in his time of need of course) and found some wonderful information on what exactly could be the cause of his dreaming such a thing about the lovely fracas.
You see?
He can’t help it. And yet, here I sit, spare bedroom and all occupied with the lovely Petra… who is, now that she has also read that post, filled with the mettle again and wishes to defend my good name (not to mention the atrocities of his implying my lovely fracarse is anything but petite).
What ever was I to do?
And then I recalled how, not more than a day or so ago, the very lovely, intelligent and witty (not to mention covenly and witchy) one known as the 70steen, did mail to me, a photo that held the answer. Along with the photo… some words that would today, be the answer this fraccy gal was looking for.
“Elected Sheriff of the Bra Posse inspects the troops ensuring a state of readiness and that the under wires are ready to spring into action when needed. Even those bras who have seen a lot of past action are their in support even though they are greying and not quite as taut as they once were.”
I will be able to assure Petra, that with the help of the Bra Posse (and if you noticed… the elected Sheriff is none other than the red bra, red being of course, the color of the CanadianMaple Leaf symbol as well as the dress color of the Mounted Police), it will be possible to not only keep this papersurfer elder under reasonable control, but also perhaps, escort him to the good doctor, where he will hopefully finally receive some help for what ails him. I am forever indebted to dear 70s for sending this along. It gives me the patience and hope to remain calm following such a dastardly comment about my arse.
I just hope there’s a cure for what the good dream site seems to think is his problem…
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Might I add that even those bras who “have seen a lot of past action…and are not quite a taut as they once were”…are STILL a force to be reckoned with! Hell hath no fury like a bodacious bevy of bras supporting one of their own! WTG Fracas and 70steen!…we are truly an international SUPPORT team!
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra January 14, 2008 @ 2:23 PMxoxo
~Olga
I suppose it might seem a little foolish to point out 70’s spelling error ………. again.
Actually, I don’t think I specifically mentioned your botty ……… I merely told the therapist my dream – I can’t be responsible for everything. I don’t make this stuff up you know ……….
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 14, 2008 @ 2:54 PMNeither do WE!!!
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra January 14, 2008 @ 3:00 PMFoolish & futile too DP…….. what everything you say is true as well??? My oh my it is worse than I thought!
You are very welcome Frac that I give my support from this side of the Pond. The troops are still ready I checked this morning before I left for work, but had to remove one to do his daily support duty.
Yes Olga we certainly are an international tour de force to be reckoned with lol
Comment by 70steen January 14, 2008 @ 3:36 PMWhat’s wrong with having a big arse? It’s just the way I like them. Big and firm. I like being sat on by them.
Comment by Gorilla Bananas January 14, 2008 @ 3:36 PMSome people need more support than others ……… particularly if they turn round too quickly – peabrains as well as goddesses – my shrunk told me that.
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 14, 2008 @ 4:11 PM‘Yes Olga we certainly are an international tour de force to be reckoned with lol’ quote 70’s
should read ‘tour de farce’ tee hee.
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 14, 2008 @ 4:12 PMFunny!
Comment by Forman January 14, 2008 @ 5:36 PMOh you sooooo think you have the last laugh deluded persons ….. mmm? ground horn of Arian Male combined with lightly fried eye of newt should sort that! {{{ page 4 para 3}}}
Comment by 70steen January 14, 2008 @ 5:46 PMDP- Is your “shrunk” preshrunk? Does this imply a sense of inferiority in . . . well . . . I shan’t speculate. Twenty years of solid therapy twice a week should sort it all out. At least, you will care less about certain . . . um . . . inadequacies. (It may be able to explain some of the abuse you directed towards poor Petra.)
fracas, 70s, and olga-quite brilliant. I cannot add any further wit to what has been said already.
Comment by Cowgirl Betty January 14, 2008 @ 8:03 PMAlthough I’m quite enjoying the conversations… my conscience is forcing me to ask us all to take it easy on poor daddypapersurfer. He isn’t well you know, and while crotchety and certainly a GOG, we have to remember that we do love him.
And no… I have not been into the sherry.
{Do you think he’ll believe that oh witchy sisters?}
Comment by fracas January 14, 2008 @ 8:11 PMI agree – I believe we need to support one another! But draw the line at Kiwis, OK?
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra January 14, 2008 @ 8:20 PMYou’ve been tagged – but it’s FUN and EASY! Kinda like me!
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra January 14, 2008 @ 8:40 PMPer your advice, I gave DaddyP some extra support with free dreaming information over at my site as well.
Not as well sourced as your advice but hey: it’s free!
Comment by Linky love January 14, 2008 @ 11:35 PMOlga – I found the tag. It sounds fun, I’ll give it a go.
Oh my Linky… look out. He’s going to have to write about you too now.
Comment by fracas January 15, 2008 @ 1:21 AMI didn’t realise exactly how lovely, kind and understanding you really were Fracas ………. I’ve got a warm feeling that’s spreading…………… whoops, got to go now!! ……….. yuk
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 15, 2008 @ 2:16 AMDaddypapersurfer, I know for certain, you do not have those kinds of problems.
I really did want to let you know that I’m actually quite fond of you as far as old gits go… but it’s just that I can’t seem to manage to get off my huge fracarse to do so.
I wonder if I should perhaps pass that message along with Penfold… or even 70s. She does tend to your blog daily. It’s been bothering me, and I really would like for you to know that while I do tease you a great deal… you are by far, one of the most treasured and valued blog-friends I have made.
It’s just this arse. Please forgive me. I’m thinking of renting a crane….
Comment by fracas January 15, 2008 @ 2:34 AM[Ummmmm ............. I've looked all round and can't see the custard pie ......... it's going to be somewhere I know ...........]
Morning Fracas – have you been working out?
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 15, 2008 @ 3:54 AMNot to worry fracas, I gave him a task to name all female clothes, that should keep him occupied.
Comment by Linky love January 15, 2008 @ 4:38 AMIndeed, I shall echo Fraccy’s sentiments. After all, being able to carry one’s head under one’s arm ranks right up there with having a monster under the stairs and buying a house at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. DaddyP fits in better than, perhaps, he realizes. ;)
Comment by Linda January 15, 2008 @ 7:57 AMI’ve been thinking about that photograph – how many chests has 70’s got exactly?
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 15, 2008 @ 9:07 AMOne chest and two very well dressed boobies. Silly man. Bras and shoes… can’t have enough of them.. but we don’t grow extra feet or chests to wear them on.
{{shakes head in amazement at having to explain this to someone of such advanced age}}
Comment by Linda January 15, 2008 @ 11:31 AMDaddyP – Ummm… maybe you sat on that custard pie? Maybe that was the mushy warm feeling that was spreading? Did you think of that? I bet not. Good thing you have so many goddesses around to help take care of you.
Linky – I hope so. Taking care of him has become an awful lot of work suddenly.
Linda – I’m snickering. He’s been part of the “coven” all along and yet doesn’t realize it. I wonder how he’ll take the news that he’s actually one of us?
DaddyP – You’re confused. 70s has one chest, but a whole line-up of “officers” willing to support her. I hear they scuffle over who gets to be next.
Comment by fracas January 15, 2008 @ 12:41 PMyes what a scuffle this morning the brown & pink number catapulted the wonderbra out of the way as it was his ‘turn’ hee hee
Has DP listened yet and realised how fond you are of him ???
Comment by 70steen January 15, 2008 @ 1:16 PMor do I still have to convey the message ??? How is your fracarse today dear Frac :-)
OMG – I just noticed that you posted Lord Likley’s Golden Award! You are soooooo BRAVE! Now I am feeling guilty I have not shared mine (so to speak.)
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra January 15, 2008 @ 3:04 PMhey Olga, do it! whats one dick or another between friends…. Hugs , gosh I feel so free today….
Comment by Judy January 15, 2008 @ 4:08 PMSweet Judy…YOU ARE ON FIRE WOMAN!
Comment by Olga, the Traveling Bra January 15, 2008 @ 6:48 PMI’ll get an extinguisher ………. hang on ……. I might be some time
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 16, 2008 @ 4:29 AMOh pee shaw Daddy P, always messin wit my fun… grumble grumble…. I feel like I’m either your wife or your daughter take your pick LOL LOL LOL LOL
Comment by Judy January 16, 2008 @ 8:33 AM