Filed under: Amusement, Friends, Fun, General, Video, YouTube | Tags: Birthdays, Meme
I’m in a bit of a meme situation again. The world of memes seems to always be feast or famine for me. Either I’ve got no tags happening, or I seem to have a bunch all at once. Over the holidays I’ve accumulated a few that I wanted to do because they’re from people who are dear to me.
This will be the first… Girliegeek tagged me. Meme #1, not to be confused with Mambo #5. (That’s the song that drives my kids insane.)
Rules:
Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
Copy-paste the rules and the traits for all the twelve months.
Pick your month of birth.
Highlight the traits that apply to you.
Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving a comment for them.
Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve done it.
As was hers, my birthday month is also MAY.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention (some kinds of attention…). Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. (Um, if one thinks they are beautiful physically, doesn’t that make them not so beautiful mentally? I’m taking the fifth here) Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical (meaning what?). Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
I’m supposed to tag 12 people. FRAC. How about I just say that if you decide to do this, let me know and I’ll add you a link here and at the whore-y fracas blog.
THE MONTHLY FLAVORS, WHICH ARE YOU?
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
Filed under: General | Tags: Daddypapersurfer, Family, fracas, Friends, Olga the traveling bra, Petra Wellpaddedton's Diary, Sad Stories
Some time ago, a post appeared at the old git’s home. DaddyPapersurfer had claimed a bra had appeared with a note attached, indentifying this poor bra as (if you can believe it) Petrov Wellpaddedton, a male orphan bra who doesn’t speak English.
Olga the Traveling Bra was consulted, opinions were posted, the Mounties were called in and it soon came out that despite the claims of the papersurfing grandpa, that bra most certainly had to be female. He… in all his 34C glory… was a she.
Petra to be correct.
Not long after (and for reasons I simply cannot understand) it became public knowledge that dear daddypapersurfer was using poor Petra as a (gasp) jockstrap.
The horrors she must’ve endured.
We warned daddypapersurfer that the BOBHS (Bras of Britain Humane Society) had vowed to make an example of the next person caught abusing a bra, but well, he doesn’t listen all that well. It must have something to do with age. (Or perhaps those inflamed kiwis?) You’d think he’d have been grateful for the ummm… heads up, but no. This was his reply.
“I shall now cast Petrov out into the streets and let him fend for himself. If I can’t use him as I wish, and he’s costing me a small fortune I can tell you, he will have to fend for himself.”
Unbelievable, isn’t it? Please, don’t just take my word. Read it for yourself. It’s how we got to the next part.
I was lying down yesterday, feeling quite ill myself, when the telephone rang. It was a friend who’d been down to the bus station to pick up a relative. Knowing about my blog, she couldn’t believe it when she, upon leaving, happened upon none other than Petra, frozen stiff next to the brick wall behind the gates. Her little tin cup held but $1.73 and were it not for the tears, I’m sure she’d not have been frozen. My friend, recognizing her plea, brought her to my home where I and Mr. Fracas wrapped her in a blanket, set her up with a hot toddy and some television, making her comfortable and warm.
It wasn’t much of a night for television, nothing but repeats you know… but Petra seemed quite happy to stumble across one of her favorites, Bridget Jones’ Diary. In fact, the show so inspired her that she made me promise to run out and purchase a similar diary for her to record the ordeal she endured at the hands kiwis of the daddypapersurfer. Understandably, she’s still a tad angry so I’m not sure what she’ll write will be fit to print here. 
She’d like to start it off with the photo I took of her with the sad little sign that had helped my dear friend recognize her at the bus station. That much, I shall do for her.
I imagine the BOBHS will be contacting us soon. Anyone who would like to donate to the fund to help Petra get some counselling, should click the “donation” link in the top right hand sidebar of the fracas blog. If there is an abundance of funds once she’s well again, we’ll let her and Olga decide what to do with it when Olga arrives for her visit this spring.
{ADDENDUM: In the interest of being a good humanitarian, Petra has asked if we could donate a pittance from that afore-mentioned fund, to help poor daddypapersurfer get some medical attention for those inflamed kiwis of his. It would seem that being fed, toddied and warmed has tempered her anger a bit and the compassionate side of her is coming out. At the least, we might send him a real jockstrap. But please, don’t tell him. Petra would like for it to be a surprise.}
