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Cushti divvus gorjer! [1] Gypsy Fra-Kitty is pleased you have made your presence here at this cushti atchin tan.[2] Pookering mandi[3], these predictions for 2007 are cushti[4].
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Hilary Clinton will announce her plans to become the first female President of the United States. Notice Gypsy Fra-Kitty didn’t say that she would announce her desire to become the first female President… everyone knows that was decided a certain number of years back when, after finding out that Bill was playing “Cigar” with a certain dark haired but very un-Gypsy-like girl (meow, no self-respecting Gypsy wears blue…) she decided to “forgive” him and stick the marriage out.
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Anna Nicole Smith will die and a ridiculous number of men (and women) will come forward claiming to have fathered baby Dannielynn.
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Antonella Barba will reap about 17 and a half minutes of fame for some nude shots. She won’t win American Idol though. That will be Jordin Sparks.
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Paris Hilton’s crotch will spend some time in the slammer. She won’t learn a thing.
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Jack McClellan will be arrested outside a California daycare. Even Gypsies hate pedophiles.
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Fracas will win the October contest at fuelmyblog. She will have to fight to the tooth with an old guy who has a box for a head though. It’s a strange world indeed. I’m just glad there are stranger people around than a talking Gypsy Cat who makes kick-ass predictions and is never wrong. Would you by chance, be interested in the Gypsy Fra-Kitty doubling your money? Obviously I’m honest…
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: David Spade and The World’s Dirtiest Film will entertain folks from all walks.
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Laga Handbags will make an appearance in a contest arranged by LindaC and held via the popular fuelmyblog site. Women in Indonesia will benefit from this company who pledges to help re-build lives one handbag at a time. Fra-Kitty would like one of these bags but alas, she knows they will be won by a chick who loves Donny Osmond and a guy who makes bets with his wife. There will also be some “kitty mittens” up for grabs, but Fra-Kitty knows that regular kitties don’t like associating with Gypsy Kitties and so probably some cat from California will win those!
And that is all you’ll get from Fra-Kitty tonight. Gypsy Fra-Kitty’s paws are tired and she would like nothing more than something tasty in a saucer (that’s not milk) and a nice silky pillow to rest her kitty head on.
Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: You will enjoy reading the lists provided at The Sequitur
[1] Good day non-gypsy
[2] Good stopping place
[3] Speaking for me
[4] Good
1 Comment
Retro predictions are the hardest to get right – terribly well done Gypsy Fra-Kitty.
I have some predictions for you ……… but I’ll keep them to myself.
I’m looking at a small apartment later, and might need to borrow you – OK?
Comment by Daddypapersurfer January 2, 2008 @ 2:06 AM