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Cushti divvus gorjer! [1] Gypsy Fra-Kitty is pleased you have made your presence here at this cushti atchin tan.[2] Pookering mandi[3], these predictions for 2007 are cushti[4].

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Hilary Clinton will announce her plans to become the first female President of the United States. Notice Gypsy Fra-Kitty didn’t say that she would announce her desire to become the first female President… everyone knows that was decided a certain number of years back when, after finding out that Bill was playing “Cigar” with a certain dark haired but very un-Gypsy-like girl (meow, no self-respecting Gypsy wears blue…) she decided to “forgive” him and stick the marriage out.

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Anna Nicole Smith will die and a ridiculous number of men (and women) will come forward claiming to have fathered baby Dannielynn.

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Antonella Barba will reap about 17 and a half minutes of fame for some nude shots. She won’t win American Idol though. That will be Jordin Sparks.

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Paris Hilton’s crotch will spend some time in the slammer. She won’t learn a thing.

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Jack McClellan will be arrested outside a California daycare. Even Gypsies hate pedophiles.

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Fracas will win the October contest at fuelmyblog. She will have to fight to the tooth with an old guy who has a box for a head though. It’s a strange world indeed. I’m just glad there are stranger people around than a talking Gypsy Cat who makes kick-ass predictions and is never wrong. Would you by chance, be interested in the Gypsy Fra-Kitty doubling your money? Obviously I’m honest…

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: David Spade and The World’s Dirtiest Film will entertain folks from all walks.

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: Laga Handbags will make an appearance in a contest arranged by LindaC and held via the popular fuelmyblog site. Women in Indonesia will benefit from this company who pledges to help re-build lives one handbag at a time. Fra-Kitty would like one of these bags but alas, she knows they will be won by a chick who loves Donny Osmond and a guy who makes bets with his wife. There will also be some “kitty mittens” up for grabs, but Fra-Kitty knows that regular kitties don’t like associating with Gypsy Kitties and so probably some cat from California will win those!

And that is all you’ll get from Fra-Kitty tonight. Gypsy Fra-Kitty’s paws are tired and she would like nothing more than something tasty in a saucer (that’s not milk) and a nice silky pillow to rest her kitty head on.

Gypsy Fra-Kitty predicts: You will enjoy reading the lists provided at The Sequitur

[1] Good day non-gypsy
[2] Good stopping place
[3] Speaking for me
[4] Good

Source: Some Romany words used by local Gypsy Travellers.

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Hag - No, I didn’t mean that one, although the common perception of we witchy coven members is that we are hags. I’ll let you be the judge of that.

Hasselhoff - No, you have me confused with Kevin Dixie over at fuelmyblog. He’s the real Hasselhoff.

Haunted - Given that it appears I and the fraccy sisters are witchy members of a coven, there is a possibility that the fraccy home is haunted. However, this also, wasn’t the word I meant to refer to. 

He-Man - Though I have blogged about being manly, I am not a he-man. This also, was not the word I meant.

Headcase - Ah. Another good ‘H’ word, and definitely one that describes someone, but just not me.

Heavenly - Why yes. Thank you. I am rather, aren’t I? Again… this is not the word she I meant. [Edited by some hacker I imagine.]

Heckler - Sometimes I am. Sometimes people need one around, but no, this isn’t the word I’m looking for.

Hermaphrodite - No. I am not. I am not proving it though, you’ll have to just rely on my being that other ‘H’ word… honest.

Hero - Though I have some capes and occasionally wear them (nevermind when) this isn’t the word that describes me today.

High - Indeed, some people have left comments here telling me I would be happier (hey.. that’s an ‘H’ word) if I just got high, I don’t support the use of drugs. I guess that isn’t the word either.

Homeless - Thankfully I am not. I do happen to know of someone who was, and is that other ‘H’ word now. You know, that one where I wear capes to pretend. He doesn’t need the cape. A whole lot of people in Florida just know it.

Hormonal - Okay. Some days this might be true. Today though, you’d better keep reading.

Horse’s Ass - I am not. Just shut up already.

Hot - Don’t think so. See the answer to ‘Hormonal’ above.

Hyperactive - There you go! Call me this ‘H’ word today! It’s ok. I’m not finishing off all the remnants of everyone’s drinks from last night, it’s just that on my to-do list today is a whole lot of blog housekeeping. From catching up the telephone game, to closing some older posts, to pumping up the chair at the computer desk so that Gypsy Fra-Kitty can reach the keys to post her New Year’s predictions, there’ll be lots of action at the fraccy blog today.

No, not that kind of action. Check the list. You won’t find ‘Ho’. It’s too late for Santa, and that other kind of ‘Ho’ doesn’t tend to hang out on the internet. They’re much too busy.

(I have been corrected. It seems that kind of ‘Ho’ does hang out on the internet, just not usually at blogs where they don’t make any money. Ohhhhhhhh… okay then.)

[Fraccy sister picture credit: In The Labyrinth]
[Horse photo credit: J Bar S Ranch]

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Before Christmas, this game had stalled, and I just thought I’d let the last player have some extra time what with the holidays and all. Not being able to tag someone for a couple more weeks though, I thought I’d send it on again, mainly because I think more than a few of us are going to be looking for something funny to perk up our post-holiday blah moods.

I’ve decided to pass this on to someone who never fails to amuse me each time I visit her blog. I regularly feel compelled to post “I love your blog” in her comments, and know without a doubt, that she will not only be a wonderful addition to the game, but is going to know exactly who to pass it on to.

So with that… I give you JD from I Do Things (so you don’t have to). JD, I’m transferring this call over to you!

***Fracas created this game, and because only one person gets to play at a time, consider yourself a real fraccer! Here’s what you gotta do. See those 3 asterisks at the start of this paragraph? Copy from there to the three asterisks at the end of the post. Then, add your line and change one word. JUST ONE. It’s like playing the telephone game when we were little. Then tag ONE person and pass it on. If the game gets stalled at someone who doesn’t play, fracas takes it back and sends it on its way again. For playing, you get links… and you get to take this badge and display it with a link back to the telephone page so your readers get to see your contribution!

If you want to be part of it, please leave a comment at the telephone page at fracas and fracas will add you the next time it comes back around to her, but please don’t just start doing it yourself as that will ruin the proper flow.

1. Fracas - http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.

2. Mark @ Blogitude - http://www.blogitude.com/ writes:
Never continue dating anyone who is nude to the waiter.

3. Wiggy @ http://damewigginsoflee.wordpress.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude to the waiter.

4. Froggy @ The Road Less Traveled - http://froglette79.wordpress.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude under the waiter.

5. InTheFastLane@ That’s Life - http://thatslifev2.blogspot.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude under the water.

6. Treadmillista @ Just Treadmilling Around - http://treadmillinginplace.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue dating everyone who is nude under the water.

7. Christine @ Watch Me! No, Watch Me! - http://watchmenowatchme.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue watching everyone who is nude under the water.

8. Candace @ not that i don’t love my kids - http://notthatidontlovemykids.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue scratching everyone who is nude under the water.

9. Fracas @ fracas - http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Forever avoid scratching everyone who is nude under the water.

10. Bluepaintred @ Bluepaintred - http://www.bluepaintred.com writes:
Never avoid scratching everyone who is nude under the water.

11. Shelli @ Shelli’s Sentiments - http://shellis-sentiments.com writes:
Never avoid kissing everyone who is nude under the water.

12. Judy @ Sugar Queen’s Dream - http://sugar-queens-dream.blogspot.com/ writes:
Never avoid kissing everyone who is nude under the blankets.

13. Trish @ Not Your Typical Granny - http://notagranny.blogspot.com/ writes:
Never avoid spanking everyone who is nude under the blankets.

14. Amy @ Amy’s Musings - http://www.amysmusings.com/ writes:
Never try spanking everyone who is nude under the blankets.

15. Tense @ A Tense Teacher - http://tenseteacher.net/ writes:
Never try shagging everyone who is nude under the blankets.

16. Chili @ The Blue Door - http://theinnerdoor.wordpress.com/ writes:
Certainly try shagging everyone who is nude under the blankets.

17. O’Mama @ Life and Times of Organic Mama - http://thebluetwin.wordpress.com/ writes:
Certainly try shagging everyone who is nude under the bleachers.

18. Grammar Snob @ Grammar Snob - http://amylynn1313.blogspot.com/ writes:
Certainly try judging everyone who is nude under the bleachers.

19. Prof. J. @ Professor J’s Place - http://professorjsplace.blogspot.com/ writes:
Certainly try judging everyone who is rude under the bleachers.

20. Shrieking Lizzy @ Shriekinglizzy’s new digs - http://shriekinglizzy.multiply.com/ writes:
Certainly try juggling everyone who is rude under the bleachers.

21. Fracas @ Fracas - http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Certainly try ignoring everyone who is rude under the bleachers.

22. Linda @ At Linda’s - http://atLindas.com writes:
Certainly try ignoring everyone who is shagging under the bleachers.

23. Rotus @ Rotus - http://rotus.wordpress.com writes:
Certainly try joining everyone who is shagging under the bleachers.

24. Linky Love @ Add Your Link - http://www.linkylove.net writes:
Certainly try joining everyone who is linking under the bleachers.

25. Fracas @ Fracas - http://fracas.wordpress.com/read/telephone/ writes:
Certainly try joining everyone who is leaking under the bleachers.

26. JD @ I Do Things - http://idothings.info/ writes:
??

That’s all for now folks, but visit the telephone page later, and there’ll surely be a new twist! ***

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Pieces of Time
By Joanna Fuchs
New years come and new years go,
Pieces of time all in a row.
As we live our life, each second and minute,
We know we’re privileged to have you in it.
Our appreciation never ends
For our greatest blessings: our family and friends.

Happy New Year!

[Credit: Poemsource.com]

My slightly altered version…

New years come and new years go,
Pieces of time all in a row.
As we live our life, each second and minute,
I know I’m privileged to have you in it.
My appreciation never ends
For one of the greatest blessings: my blog family and friends.

Happy New Year!