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Matthew 2
Da eescape to teh ejiptz0rz
13 And wen dey were gone teh angel of teh Ceiling Cat appeareded to Joe and sayed “Hai, get up nao, and taek ickle kid and his mom into Eejippt, and stay dere till I sez, cos Herod is lukin for teh ickle kid and he’s gonna pwn him!”
14 And he got up and taeked ickle kid and his mom into Eejippt at nite:
15 and stayed dere till Herod was “lol *dead*”, so ting wud be liek teh profet sayed wen he sayed “Out of Eejippt I done called mah son”
Da return to teh Nazreth
19 But wen Herod wuz “lol *dead*”, and angel frm Ceiling Cat came to Joezef in a dream
20 sayin “Hai, j00 can go home nao, Herod am dead, lol”
21 And he went home to Izreal wit teh ickle kid and hiz mom.
22 But wen he herd dat Archie’lolz was n00b king nao afer his dad Herod, he was fraid to go dere; also, Ceiling Cat sed, “hai, joo dreemin, but n00b king still wantz pwn joo.” So he went Gallalee insted:
23 and he moved into Nazreth, so teh profets wud be rite wen dey sed “Ppl gonna call him a Nazreen”
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