Judy seems to think I and some other good people, should do this meme and not complain about it.
Since Judy has recently gifted me with some awards I haven’t posted yet, you know I have to just do this meme and not complain about it.
I warn you all though, sometimes when I do memes I don’t tell the truth. Judy did refer to me as demented in that last link, so if you have some kind of problem with not knowing whether something I post is true or total malarky, just blame Judy. I do try live up to what others think of me! (Hmm. Some members of my umm… non fraternal or non maternal family happen to think I’m a bitch. can you even believe that? Ah well… so like I said, I try live up to what others think of me.) You figure out which things might be the malarky. I’m too busy being bitchy and demented. (Or is that dented? I do have a dent in my head…)
And speaking of demented… Judy got it from Christy’s Coffee Break, who got it from Andrew, who got it from Jo, who happens to have a blog called Life with Heathens. Gee. I’m not sure if I should be scared or not. Some people think heathens are bad. I’m not sure why. Jo said she can’t remember where she got the meme from. That’s because Jo is a heathen. I’m sure of it. Heathens do all kinds of things like forget where they got a meme from (or maybe it’s called steeeeeealing Jo, wink wink) and they do all kind of things like say bad words and tell naughty jokes and make little subtle references to how their in-laws hate them.
Wait. I think that’s me.
Jo’s the good one. Oh yes. I remember now. Judy said I was demented. Just as well. I hear demented heathens get better gifts. And I want better gifts. Please send them to my Post Office Box (noted in the sidebar on the right). Hurry, and make sure they arrive in time for Festivus. Because Festivus is that holiday heathens love.
Eight Things I am Passionate About
- family
- parental responsibility
- covering my bald spot
- honesty
- winning every fuelmyblog contest that exists
- helping others
- pole-dancing
- marrying off my children into families of such great wealth it’s demented (gratuitous tie in with the “family” entry)
Eight Things I Want To Do Before I Die
- grow up with five sisters and two brothers
- marry someone I was friends with first
- give birth without the benefit of pain medication
- give birth with the benefit of pain medication
- decide pain medication sucked and give birth without pain medication again
- buy a house
- be a stay at home mom for a time
- be a working mom for a time
OH SHIT…
Eight Things I Say Often
- “Come here often?”
- “I hate winter.”
- “It’s too cold out.”
- “No, it’s really too fraccing cold out.”
- “Did I say I hate winter?”
- “Do I look like I was born yesterday?”
- “Damn. I hate winter.”
- “Shit.” (Or for you non-heathens, how about ca-ca?)
Eight Books Blogs I’ve Recently Read
- Gypsy Fra-Kitty’s Guide to Fortune Telling
- The Head is Good Here
- Come to Saskatchewan, We Blow.
- My Cup Runneth Over
- Your Guide to Eating Tarts
- I Am Not Stalking Donny
- Philanthropist Extraordinaire
- Yes, I AM a separate person!
Eight One Movies I’ve Recently Seen
You do realize that I have three kids, a bunch of volunteer activities that I try keep up with, a blog to maintain and at any given time… sixteen and a third loads of laundry. Umm. Exactly when am I supposed to be watching movies?
- I think it was one where those funny guys in the dark suits are hopping around and the words are printed across the bottom of the screen. The women look demented (okay, so that makes sense) and tend to find themselves strapped to railroad tracks until some moderately handsome dude comes along to free her, usually moments before a train would turn her into that stuff they throw into the tanks when they’re doing a show with dolphins or something at at theme park. I think it’s called chum. Yeah.. that movie. A long time ago. I didn’t have any grey hair then. Popcorn and a drink was less than the cost of a new car.
Eight Thirteen (Do you KNOW how many are actually on my playlist) Songs That I Could Listen To Over And Over
- What is Love (Haddaway)
- These are Days (Natalie Merchant and 10,000 Maniacs)
- Song for a Winter’s Night (Sarah McLachlan)
- Love, Pain, the Whole Damn Thing (Amy Sky)
- O Siem (Susan Aglukark)
- He Thinks He’ll Keep her (Mary Chapin Carpenter)
- MaryJane (Alannis Morissette)
- Mustang Sally (Blues Brothers)
- Broken Arrow (Rod Stewart)
- ‘Cuz I Can (Pink)
- Better Off Broken (Lisa Brokop)
- (Michael Buble, Neil Diamond, Bon Jovi, Rolling Stones, Poison, Badfinger, Bread, Gwen Stefani, Raspberries, Buckcherry, Beatles, Mellencamp, Daughtry, Elvis, The Cardigans, The Zombies, The Animals, etc. etc.)
Eight Things That Attract Me To My Best Friends
If you’re one of my best friends, then ask yourself. If you’re not, then send money, chocolates, really nice shoes or bras or jewelery; a Laga Handbag, some Candles from Peter G Candles, Coffee (I love coffee)… WHAT… the contest is over?
You can send stuff to me anyway. I won’t complain. Oh, okay. I’ll drop it already. Honestly. It works for her…
Eight Things I Have Learned This Past Year
Geez. Are you ever lazy. So instead of reading the blog, you want me to summarize it for you? Frac. That ain’t going to happen. You want to know what I’ve learned this past year, you’re going to have to read the blog. Otherwise, just assume that I learned nothing… and was just born this way.
Eight People That Should Do This Meme and Not Complain Blame Judy (for tagging me after giving me some awards so that I’d feel like I have to do the meme since she’d such a sweetiepie and I don’t want to hurt her feelings. Make people blame her… sure, but hurt her feelings, never.)
- The Domestic Mynx
- Neptune Baby
- Scheduled Chaos
- Sick of Chicken
- Constant Dreamer
- Regular Jen
- Letters Home
- Malcolm Crowe
Okay, so everyone knows that I tend to tag new people with memes so that I can get to meet new people. Heck… I already know the ones on my blogroll, what’s the point in tagging them? No, smart people tag people they’ve never met. Either you make a new friend, or you get told off by someone you don’t care if they tell you off anyway. (Well I do kind of care… I’ve tagged people I haven’t actually “met” but they are on my fuelroll)
Win Win.
5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.