fracas

Two hours to go in the deadline for Christmas Delivery of the book produced by Fuelmyblog. Quote the Fuelmyblog blog:

“The last day to order the book and guarantee a delivery before Christmas, is the 12th December at 11.59pm PST.

If you are part of the book, why not add the following badge to your blog? Remember to add that all profits are going to Doctors Without Borders as chosen by us, the community.”

Noted, is that Kevin has a copy he intends to give out to the best post. I was thinking that since I won the oneredpaperclip book with my post about it here, then gave said book to Daddypapersurfer because apparently he wanted it desperately… I was thinking that if this book is won by Daddypapersurfer, that he should give it to me.

Wouldn’t you think so?

Indeed. He’s far too busy posting (and allowing comments) about beaver jank, two kiwis and a banana, and all kinds of spitting. I daresay he’s not trying very hard to win this book.

It looks like I’ll have to do it myself. So Kevin… if you’re paying attention. I plan to write about the book again. Because you know that I’m of Ukranian descent (seriously, you did know, didn’t you), and Ukranians celebrate Christmas Eve on January 6. I think that gives me even more time to plug your fabulous book to all the Ukranians out there in Interwievee-land.

Yes… I know. Some of them might not even know what an avatar is.

Even worse…

Some of them might not know what a computer is.

Neverthemind, I, fracas, will endeavor to encourage book sales to throngs of Ukranians for whom that “Night Before Christmas” poem was written. Indeed… recall the line, “and I in my kerchief?”

Do you know anyone who wears a kerchief but for the Ukranians? (Shut up, I know it’s called a Babushka.. we still called it a kerchief when I was little.)

So dear Kevin and Sylvie. The deadline for Christmas delivery for you regular folk may be up, but we Ukranians still have two weeks.

And I’m on it like sour cream’s on a perogy.