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The story behind the forecast.  

 With the help of Gypsy Fra-Kitty, Fracas has consulted the crystal ball to provide readers with The Fracas Forecast - Edition 1.  It wasn’t all that difficult, since Gypsy Fra-Kitty had been having premonitions for some time now.  I tell you, she was meowing, scratching and making such a fuss that Mr. Fracas thought she was perhaps… in heat.

(Shhh. Don’t repeat that too loudly, lest she come out from behind the curtain and lay a little kitty-claw upon you. I tell you, she takes such offense when people suggest she might be, you know… a little on the loose side. I mean, why would she take offense at that? Doesn’t she know what people think about Gypsies? Has she never heard that song by Cher?

Sheesh. But enough about kitty now, you probably want to know what the forecast is for today. Fra-Kitty and I discussed it earlier.)

It went like this.

Fracas: You know Fra-Kitty, it breaks my heart that some of the people who I fueled for days… no, weeks at a time, have not even ever fueled me once.
Fra-Kitty: Meow.
Fracas: It’s not like I expect them to fuel me every day, but honestly… don’t you think even once wouldn’t hurt?
Fra-Kitty: Meow.
Fracas: You know, sometimes I check my votes over at fuelmyblog, and I find a fuel vote from someone I don’t know. I always fuel them back, welcome them if they’re new and then go view their blog.
Fra-Kitty: Meow?
Fracas: Well, I figure that since they were kind enough to fuel me, one fuel won’t hurt. If I don’t like their blog, I might not fuel again, but gee… what’s one fuel going to hurt?
Fra-Kitty: Meow!
Fracas: So it puzzles me why some folks that I’ve fueled many, many times since the beginning of October, can’t at least fuel me once. I mean.. I kept fueling them anyway, because I knew that some of them would get a shirt and you know… that made me kind of happy.
Fra-Kitty: Meoooooow.
Fracas: It’s now December, and I think it’s time to start taking a few of them off my fuelroll and stop voting for them, because you know… it’s been two months now and it’s not likely that they’ve not noticed any of those votes, and, well, that must mean they just don’t like my blog. Of course everyone has a right not to like my blog, but if I keep voting for theirs knowing that they don’t like mine, doesn’t that make me a tad pathetic? 
Fra-Kitty: Meow, Meow! (This means “No Comment” in Fra-Kittyese. Don’t ask me how I know that, I just do.)
Fracas: So Fra-Kitty, what do you predict will happen?
Fra-Kitty: Meow.

Just as I thought she would, Fra-Kitty consulted her crystal ball, used her unparalleled supernatural powers and predicted that I would remove some of the blogs I had on my fuelroll, from said fuelroll.

Amazingly enough… it’s already happened.

Gads. I can’t believe her accuracy.

I can’t wait to see what Fra-Kitty predicts next. It’s kind of eerie and yet exciting at the same time.