fracas

Yes.. I did mean boobs of holly. Haven’t you heard that version? 

(Click here to play the music to go along with it)

Deck the halls with boobs of holly, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to bare Molly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Thongs abound on Jan and Sheryl,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Yule before us, (No need to change this one, I’m sure there were lots of blazing “logs” in the audience)
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the “harp” and join the chorus. (Please don’t make me explain this…)
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Watching us is such a pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
For a “D” we all do measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye bare ass lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wives (it’s leather),
Fa la la la la, la la la!

Why is fracas switching up the lyrics in that trusty old Christmas Carol? Well, because the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs on CBS this Tuesday , Dec. 4 at 10 p.m. ET/PT and via a Dose.ca panty raid, fracas is bringing you a sneak peek of the festivities for your viewing pleasure a tiny bit early.

What better way to work in a Red Bra Diary feature before Christmas? After all, I’ve deprived the fraccy friends their regular dose of the bras and panties and shoes for long enough! Consider it an early gift. Click the link to view each photo. Each will open in a new window which you can just close when done in order to keep the list available.

Photo 1 Heidi Klum, snowflake or just flake?
Photo 2 Heidi and husband Seal. Two flakes are better than one.
Photo 3 Czech model Karolina Kurkova is the traditional Christmas monster?
Photo 4 Selita Ebanks is the human fir tree.
Photo 5 A real tree is best.
Photo 6 Miranda Kerr makes ornaments a fashion statment.
Photo 7 Izabel Goulart. Red Vinyl says “Christmas” best.
Photo 8 Wait… Adriana Lima says “Christmas” best.
Photo 9 Noemie Lenoir needs no mistletoe.
Photo 10 Allesandra Ambrosini. For those who want a kitten for Christmas.
Photo 11 A spicy surprise.
Photo 12 Is that Posh… or Molly?
Photo 13 Not so scary after all…
Photo 14 Well… she is a good sport. Has to be.
Photo 15 The gingerbread never looked so good…
Photo 16 What’s a fashion show without a Baby doll?
Photo 17 Yee haw!
Photo 18 Hang that on the tree?
Photo 19 will.i.am shakin’ some tailfeathers…
Photo 20 Umm.. snow is actually cold.

And there you have it. Fracas is not sure if it’s what you were hoping for, but she thinks she’s seen better among the very fraccy friends listed on the fraccy blog/fuelroll.

[Image credit : Getty Images]