October 25, 2007, 3:17 am
Filed under: Amusement, Celebrities, Dreams, Entertainment, Fantasy, Friends, Fun, Gifts, Men, Notables, Nudity, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sex, Sexy, Sexy Pirate, Wishes, Women | Tags: Daddypapersurfer, fracas, Friends, half naked Johnny Depp photos, Jack Sparrow photos, Johnny Depp photos, make a woman happy, make women happy, My Boyfriend is a Twat
Filed under: Amusement, Celebrities, Dreams, Entertainment, Fantasy, Friends, Fun, Gifts, Men, Notables, Nudity, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sex, Sexy, Sexy Pirate, Wishes, Women | Tags: Daddypapersurfer, fracas, Friends, half naked Johnny Depp photos, Jack Sparrow photos, Johnny Depp photos, make a woman happy, make women happy, My Boyfriend is a Twat
This is a post for Zed. Poor DaddyPapersurfer was trying to post something for everyone over at his blog and it seemed to me, that a gal looking for Johnny Depp photos might be want of some images a little say… more pleasing than the one poor old daddy could find.
I don’t blame Daddy… after all, he’s male. How should he know what women are really looking for?
So I thought I would post some photos of Johnny that would make a gal happy.
Zed… these are for you. No strings attached.
Serious Johnny…

Muscles and a hat Johnny…

Jack Sparrow Johnny…

Bath-time Johnny…

Half Naked Johnny…

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You have no shame Fraccy - first your poor poor sister and now this!
I reckon your accident has affected your morals. How can my humble blog compete with an internet star like yourself?
I throw myself at your feet and beg for mercy.
[anything's worth a try at this stage]
Comment by Daddypapersurfer October 25, 2007 @ 4:19 amZed be blowed, these are all MINE.
Comment by Lo,TG October 25, 2007 @ 4:35 amLo, Tg you beat me too it …. is it ok for me to sit just here and look and drool a while? ;-)
Comment by 70steen October 25, 2007 @ 4:58 amhey there! ;)
nice, better, awesome shots! poor daddyP, pity him. this is way too much better. you go girl!!! ;)
yup, 70steen. me too! staying here all day, browsing at these. gosh! mesmerizing too much, too much to consume. but, in a good way! *small twirl*
Comment by baby October 25, 2007 @ 6:26 amCan I get a half-naked Johnny with Jack Sparrow makeup AND glasses, please? Thank you.
Comment by JD October 25, 2007 @ 6:57 amh h h hawwwwt
i lurve johnny depp
Comment by bluepaintred October 25, 2007 @ 8:05 amDaddy P,
You must admit: if you wouldn’t have said you had a Johnny Depp picture on your post, I would never have recognized him in the 5th picture.
Comment by Linky Love October 25, 2007 @ 9:24 amI think I just lost “it” when I saw Johnny in the tub, Oh La La~~
Comment by Judy October 25, 2007 @ 10:12 amI must see if he would like me to smear butter cream on his body and lick it off with my tongue….. Hmmm I was thinking aloud again LOL….. *sigh*
Honestly, you lot ……… he’s got a mind as well you know ………. probably.
[Fraccy - check your emails!!!!!!!! naughty girl]
Comment by Daddypapersurfer October 25, 2007 @ 10:57 amOMG Johnny Depp *drrrroooollllssss* thank you Fracas….
Comment by Carrie October 25, 2007 @ 11:12 amHonestly, you lot ……… he’s got a mind as well you know ………. probably
Dddddaddy Dear…. most of us women have a mind, too…. probably….. but that doesn’t stop men from drooling and causing traffic accidents because of a pair of good legs (or other parts) walking by. Tskie, tskie. It’s that ol’ goose and gander thang agin, y’know.
Comment by fraccy sister October 25, 2007 @ 11:37 amahem… besides… having a mind just makes eyecandy more delicious. heh heh.
Comment by fraccy sister October 25, 2007 @ 11:38 amThere are far too many wilting women over here - it’s like an egological disaster.
Comment by Daddypapersurfer October 25, 2007 @ 12:49 pmlol. who’s wilting? did you mean willing? wait… that’s not it, either. *sigh* I will never, never, never understand men. Of course, that doesn’t prevent me from enjoying them… best be careful or dear sis will need smelling salts again.
Comment by fraccy sister October 25, 2007 @ 1:35 pmi like all the pictures!! ;)
just the picture tho’. but, hmm… really good shots of depp!
i loike!! yayyy!! *jumping with excitement & wink to fracas!*
Comment by baby October 25, 2007 @ 2:19 pmeGological disaster GaddyP?
Of course it needs a person with balls like lill oll Gorky Bush to say there is nooooo ecological climate warming, we r just having a big BBQ over in California, no big deal.
Comment by Linky love October 25, 2007 @ 7:35 pmYou’re welcome regarding “Killing Us Softly 3.” If possible, try to get hold of “Not A Love Story.” it’s a National Film Board documentary about the pornography industry. It was banned in SK, so it is difficult to get hold of. It was made in 1981, but its still very truthful, real, and worth seeing.
Comment by Ashley October 25, 2007 @ 10:00 pmYou forgot the Johnny with paintshop appended boobs. See Penfold…I hear he’s got the tube for it.
Comment by JohnC October 25, 2007 @ 10:56 pmDaddypapersurfer - The accident only affected my wallet. Notice that I told Zed there were “no strings attached”. Notice how I didn’t include a “vote for me” plug and link in the post? You just like to whine ’cause you think it gets you the young girls. You’d better hope the TG doesn’t see this blatant attempt to lure the…. whoops…. there she is.
Lo, TG - I shall post additional suitable photographs just for you. I mean… I understand who you live with and all… My pleasure to do so.
70steen - Who is your wish? I like granting wishes. You’d think I was Santa Claus or something….
Bluepaintred - He has universal appeal. Even my dd’s friends seem to like him even though they know his age.
Linky - I agree! That was a very icky picky that Daddy found. I think he just didn’t want the competition. LOL
Judy - JUDY! I’m shocked… but now I have a better idea of why you got involved in all that cake decorating stuff in the first place. LOL, at least you discovered more than one use for the icing.
Daddy - Mail checked. It’s full of those “Your new penis awaits…” mails. I’m not sure why they think I need a new penis. The one I have works fine. Bwahahaha
Carrie - You’re very welcome. I’m sure I’ll have more of this kind of thing in the future, since the female fraccy readers are important to me too.
Fraccy sister - You’re one of the smarter fraccy sisters, aren’t you!
Daddy - I’m not sure if wilting is what happens when fraccy women see fraccy men….
Fraccy sister - I’ve graduated from the smelling salts to the alcohol… I was developing an allergy to the salts due to overuse because of the antics of that daddypapersurfer fellow.
Baby - You’d best stick around. I tend to post stuff like that here. ;-)
Linky - You’d better not pick on Bush here… you did know he’s my thrid cousin twice removed, didn’t you? ;-)
Ashley - Why is it banned in SK? And thanks for posting.. I was pretty sure the Ashley Saskboy talked about was you, but didn’t know for sure.
John C - From the recent banter over there, It seems Penfold’s got the tube for a lot of things. I do hope he doesn’t desecrate any Johnny pics though. I should think he’s busy enough going through all the recent application forms, to be having any spare time for paintshop. Please… do not encourage DaddyP to step in with his scissorshop. I’d hate to see what happens to Johnny after that!
Comment by fracas October 26, 2007 @ 10:48 amhe’s SOOOOOOOO fucking sexy!!! LOVE HIM!
Comment by joebec October 26, 2007 @ 11:22 amLOL joebec, here it’s called “fraccing” but I definitely think lots of people agree with you!
Comment by fracas October 26, 2007 @ 1:26 pmFracas are you shocked that I actually like Butter Cream or that I can lick it even after all these years of eating the overly sweet stuff….. I actually would lick just about anything if JD asked LOL LOL, that man is up there with the best of them!
Comment by Judy October 27, 2007 @ 2:51 ammmmmmm to dream *sigh*
* dreaming is great, it’s waking up and realizing the frog king is sleeping beside you !* LOL LOL LOL
of course the frog king does give me all his money and great birthday gifts so I guess it isn’t all that bad after all…..
Hugs
I am just compiling my Xmas present want’s I will send you my Top Eye Candy :-)
Comment by 70steen October 27, 2007 @ 1:51 pmjoebec - LOL, you and every other woman/girl over 13 on this planet. I wonder what it feels like to be the wife of someone like that? I mean… you can’t get mad and say anything mean… like, “Yeah, well you aren’t all that and a bag of chips,” because he is. Poor, poor Mrs. Depp.
fracas - you dummy… didn’t you see that you already replied to joebec? Now there are two and you’ve probably confused people.
Judy - I am shocked that such things come out of the mouth of she who is probably the sweetest grandma in Florida! ;-) You’d better not post too many “frog king” comments where he could read them, or it might be you looking for some reeeeeeeaaaallly nice gift for him. lol.
70steen - Well, you should. It seems I’ve promised Viggo Mortensen in her stockings… to raincoaster, so I may as well just add your requests to the list. Geez.. I am going to have to do some big time shmoozing with the Santa to accomplish those.
Comment by fracas October 31, 2007 @ 8:45 am