fracas

hey there… ;)

i’ll vote for you. but poor daddyP… ill vote for him too! ;)

so, fair and square. baby now, on both sides. *twirl….with a whoopsies*

My mission is to warn all the fair maidens of the world so as to avoid the knashing of the teeth and the wailing that happens once one realizes they have been duped.

When all is said and done, it is better to have lost honestly, than to have won by deceit.

So says the fair maiden. ;-)

but… but… sis… why did you use a photo of ME?

My curls are always such a mess. And you are much, much prettier with your big blue eyes and golden auburn hair. And… and… you have more bosom, too. I think I need some of those smelling salts….

lol. tee hee.

Oh lol, it does look like you, only you are still far more lovely than she. I fear had you actually posted that corset picture you spoke of, it would be the daddyp who would require the smelling salts.

Please don’t tell him, but we really know that he wasn’t trying to pull anything nasty… poor Linky just mistook his lighthearted banter for real tragedy and wanted to help out a poor old soul. I’m sure once she has spent enough time around all of us (as Sylvie put it) mad folks… she will understand the humour a tad better and not be led along so easily.

I had to issue a bit of a “spank” to him though, for not correcting her on the whole thing up front and I did think he might get a tickle out of being portrayed as the Don Juan. I imagine if I were his age, I’d be thrilled at some (much) younger fraccy thing (and her sister to boot) lopping such attention on me. The question is… who makes the best Don Juan? Errol Flynn the better Don Juan, DaddyP or Johnny Depp?

I think I would die of embarrasment if I posted the corset photos. lol

And… erm…. on the Don Juan question… A friend of mine is very ga-ga over Johnny Depp… so last Christmas I made her some soaps with Johnny photos on the soap and put in a note that now she could bathe or shower with Johnny. lol. She told me I have an obscene sense of humor… and she loved them. Yes, I did a Don Juan one… lol.

so… you think DaddyP soap would make women swoon?
that’s MY answer…. :)

OK- let’s forget all about the competition.

Now about these corsets, the relative sizes of bosoms and the Fraccy sister sandwich that I’ve heard so much about. I feel it is your duty to provide further evidence [even if it does get you more readers and votes]. It is in the public interest that such a famous internet personality should reveal as much as she can about her life, past and present. In fact, even I will vote for you today [so you have a small chance of winning] so long as the prize money is spent retrieving the photographs from the porn shop.

Of course I make goddesses swoon - I’ve never met one that didn’t feel faint at the sight of me …… oooooo…and if you, your sis or your reader wants revealing pictures of Johnny Depp, come over to my site - it’ll cost you though………. really …… honest guv, would I lie to you.

I must go now - I’m donating my brain to charity.

Sis - Rotflmbo on the soaps. You should go visit bluepaintred, she’s a gem with that kind of sense of humour… she would do something like that too. In fact, she gifted penis soaps to people at one time. I cannot comment on what makes fracas swoon other than to say that I have a very offbeat idea of what makes a man swoon-worthy. Let me say (at the risk that jayleen will read this and argue with me) that Shatner’s Kirk is far inferior to Stewart’s Picard. I could supply other hints… but I find with men it’s best to let them all think that each one of them, is in fact the kind that would make you swoon. Is that not what they’d like to think sis? A wise woman knows all and tells less.

DP - I understand you are looking for some kind of sandwich? I don’t make sandwiches, I prefer to bake cookies people would die for.

I would like to remind you daddy, in

this post

I have already promised fraccy readers this:

“And speaking of that… why don’t you click the little chicklet, vote for me over at fuelmyblog, and help me win $500?

There just might be more naughty stuff come about as a result. In fact, I can promise you that for sure, if fracas wins the $500 for getting the most votes at fuelmyblog in October, fracas will be launching something hilariously naughty…. that involves the actual fraccy female you’ve come to know and love be annoyed and bewildered by.”

So… hahaha.

I quite believe that women feel faint at the sight of you, DP. I’m feeling a little sympathy for you at this point. Best stop it or I might have to vvvvvvvvoooote for you.

By the way… I thought your brain had already been donated a length of time ago? Didn’t anyone tell you you’re supposed to donate those kinds of organs after you pass away, not before?

I’m really quite annoyed at that. Why didn’t anyone tell you this? Geez.. you’d think someone would’ve stopped you. Is there some authority I can call for you, you poor old git? I’d love to help.

Thank you for the warning dear Frac … alas for me it is too late I have already been dragged (kicking and screaming I may add) into his clutches (virtually you understand, in a friend ship way, and as a carer when he dribbles a bit)

But yes the dear maidens that watch and take in all that the GOG says do beware ….I am living proof …………………………..

on the other hand if you just want a good old giggle and see how really hard Frac & DP have worked to win this competition fair & square you could do worse than read the banter between this lovely couple and cast your loving votes where you may

Meanwhile I am in Bronze position, I am trying to stay on top of Penfold but sometimes find myself snuggled beside him or underneath him for a bit ( all very pleasant I must say) so a ickle vote here and there please if you don’t mind :-)

70s - I’ve just noted to Penfold at his blog, that he seems to be in need of a cold cloth for the forehead. I shall continue to vote to keep you in that rightful place.

Poor GOG. He has been smote (is that what happens when one is smitten) by the LinkyLove. I suggested to her that she most certainly must have turned her mama’s hair grey for her mischief.

Oh my he is a cunning one isn’t he. But, isn’t that why we all love him? And, it’s the same reason we all love you. You two are both simply the best…I too am stuck in the middle…I am voting dail for both of you…because I love you both:-) Oh my word hun….Depp’s photos this morning are killing me…those should garner a ton of votes!!yummyyyyyyyy!!!!!!