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Fracas’ The Monday Melee for October 8, 2007
1. The Misanthtropic: Name something about humanity you absolutely hate.
When people think they’re more “godly” or “holier” or a better person because they don’t use a few bad/swear words. If I had a dollar for every person I’ve met who, though they don’t say a “bad” word, think nothing of hurting someone else through bad actions or deeds, I wouldn’t be interested in winning fuelmyblog’s $500 contest because I’d have more money than I knew what to do with.
2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
Lately, the predicting over at The Weather Nework. Honestly, if you’re going to give a weekly forecast, but change it every six hours, then it’s not a weekly forecast, it’s a six-hour forecast. Frac. I can do that. I’ll look outside and report what I see. Pay me.
3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
The fact that I am still not done painting soffits and trim. If it isn’t the weather, or a sudden root canal that prevents me from hanging my head upside down for a couple of days, then it’s the never-ending cedars-need-trimming-because-I-can’t-get-behind-them or the now-what’s-going-to-make-this-job-take-longer?
4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
I have awesome sisters. I really do.
5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it
I value hard work and doing one’s homework.
6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
More votes at fuelmyblog?
Now it’s your turn.
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I’ve just got to stop reading entertainment news. Had I not done so, I’d not know that the premiere of America’s Most Smartest Model was Sunday, October 7, 2007. I don’t want to watch this show. Quite honestly, I don’t want to watch any more models unless they’ve got a little more than skin and bones on them.
I’d rather encourage people to sign one of my Thinspiration Petitions, or visit mamaVision.
But this is an entertainment blog and so because while occasionally I come up with something pretty entertaining all on my own, I realize there are some people out there who appreciate entertainment blogs that provide some typical entertainment news.
Especially when that news involves some starlet with nude photos available.
Mandy Lynn, just like Valentina Vaughn, isn’t your typical starlet with an “Oops, those nude photos were private and meant only for my boyfriend and I’m so traumatized that they’re online, whatever will I do now (except cash in on them) I’m so embarassed.”
No, Mandy Lynn, according to her bio listed for the show, hails originally from her hometown of Long Island, New York, and is 26 years old. She claims to have half a million friends on her MySpace page, and she has also worked as a model for Playboy magazine. Lynn believes that one of her positive points is that she’s a fairly good speller.
Half a million friends on her MySpace? Pshaw. The site, when viewed by fracas at 12:44 am Monday October 8 (Saskatchewan time, which is GMT – 06:00) the site listed only 416,380 friends. Sheesh Mandy Lynn, you might call yourself a good speller, but at math, you obviously choose to estimate rather than compute. If you were rounding off, you’d still have to call it 400,000 and not half a million.You’re actually 84,620 short of that half million. I hope you can spell million better than you can count it.
But hey… you’re pretty cute. And you have really big boobs. So that’s probably worth half a million friends anyway. I can see why you just make the leap. I’m sure within days, that number will jump over the 500,000 mark anyway and then it won’t matter.
And Mandy Lynn… I don’t know if you are America’s Most Smartest Model and I’ll probably have to read about it on Google News, because I don’t think I’m watching the show this year (if there is more than one year even). You see… it was Sunday, and I have a family, and things like that… and the last thing I’d probably do is encourage my family to spend Sunday watching the show. What I do know, is that lots of people are already online searching for nude photos of you and while I’m sure you won’t have the appeal of a Vanessa Hudgens or an Antonella Barba, you will probably get some hits, some new MySpace friends and a little bit of a bang out of it… just like Valentina Vaughn.
The problem is Mandy… if you weren’t already a former Playboy model, with naughty photos readily available, you’d be a far bigger sensation because lately, it seems that the thing everyone is looking for (well, not just lately, hasn’t it always been that way) is the good girl gone bad.
I guess that’s why all the kinky, sexy lingerie and costume retailers online have that school girl uniform look available.
So folks. If you’re looking for nude or sexy photos of Mandy Lynn, it won’t be much of a challenge, they’re all over the place. If you’re looking for wet book photos of Daddypapersurfer though, you’ll have to come back here in oh… a couple of weeks. I’m sure by then the TG will have had a chance to hose him down, and he’ll have read that oneredpaperclip book cover to cover and it might even be a little dog-eared and be able to be held open nice and wide to cover up that which we all are hoping is covered up.
For now though, please enjoy the Mandy Lynn links and information because you all know by now that fracas is here to help.
It’s what I do.
It’s why you love me.
And speaking of that… why don’t you click the little chicklet, vote for me over at fuelmyblog, and help me win $500?
There just might be more naughty stuff come about as a result. In fact, I can promise you that for sure, if fracas wins the $500 for getting the most votes at fuelmyblog in October, fracas will be launching something hilariously naughty…. that involves the actual fraccy female you’ve come to know and love be annoyed and bewildered by.
How’s that for A Canadian Thanksgiving post? Today being Thanksgiving Day in Canada, I bet there are at least one or two people out there who think that offer is something to be thankful for. The rest of you can be thankful that I found you these links and you don’t have to look for them anymore.
Mandy Lynn Links:
- Mandy Lynn’s MySpace
- Mandy Lynn’s Buddy TV Profile for America’s Most Smartest Model
- Mandy Lynn’s Official Site where members (that means money folks) can see nude photos of her.
- Mandy Lynn’s MySpace Superbabes Interview (sexy though not nude photos here)
- Mandy Lynn’s Wikipedia Entry
- Mandy Lynn’s GrindTV Feature
- Mandy Lynn’s ModelsMania page (sexy photos here)
