Filed under: Amusement, Celebrities, Dance, Dancing With The Stars, Entertainment, Men, Notables, Nudity, Uproars, Women | Tags: Albert Reed, Albert Reed photos, Albert Reed's chest, Carrie Anne Inaba, Dancing With The Stars results, half naked photos of Albert Reed, Wayne Newton
Though I was right in knowing Wayne Newton fans would keep his waxen mug chugging along, I had absolutely no idea Albert Reed would be getting the boot. It’s a pity. Fans of any star treating the show as a glorified popularity contest will undoubtedly result in less entertainment and eventually, a cancellation of the show when people who actually want to watch it for the dancing, give up on it and go back to PBS dance competitions.
So to all you aging Wayne Newton fans out there, Next Monday, I’d like to ask you to please go to your VCR’s and plug in one of your old Elvis movies (because I know you have every Elvis movie he ever made, lined up in a special cabinet that’s just for Elvis) and stay the heck away from Dancing With The Stars so that all the people out here who want to enjoy the show for the dancing (and vote accordingly) can do so.
And so, poor Albert, who will likely never be a fashion victim, was a Newton victim. He’s learned the hard way, that hell hath no fury like a middle aged woman focused on Wayne Newton.
And with Albert being a celebrity of the fashion kind, we can only hope he’ll wear this boot as well as he wears everything else.
Here are some Albert Reed photos, courtesy of his website, to help ease the pain for those of you who, like Carrie Anne Inaba, will miss that hairless chest.
You’re welcome.
And please. If you know a middle aged Wayne Newton fan… please keep her busy next Monday night.
The world will thank you for it.
Filed under: Amusement, Blogging, Friends, Fun, Humor, Shameless Self Promotion, Words, Writing | Tags: foolish, Friends, Fun, Games, memes, naughty, silly, telephone, Words
A while back, I’d started this telephone game, and becuase it kind of got stuck right about when I was on holidays, I admit I forgot about it until Mark reminded me the other day.
So.. as promised, when something happens with someone who was tagged, I will step in and take that turn in order to keep the game going.
The instructions ask to copy the post (well otherwise people won’t have a clue what the frac the game is about) and so here is the original post… as if I was the person tagged by Candace. Because this game only works if one person gets tagged at a time, please don’t just grab it. If you want in, post and tell me and I’ll make sure you get tagged when it comes back to me like it just did. Candace had tagged someone and they never carried it on.
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Remember when we were kids and at every opportunity, some adult would have us play that silly Telephone game? You know… the one where the lead person comes up with a sentence or statement, whispers it into the ear of the next person in line, and the sentence is passed from person to person until it reaches the end of the line. The last person then repeats the sentence out loud, the first person announces what it actually was, and everyone gets to laugh about how goofy it got by being passed from ear to ear and being altered because of mispronunciations and hearing ability.
Of course I realize that the game was simply a means for adults to keep us in line while we were waiting for something or killing time. Haven’t we even now as adults, tried to use it on our own kids?
Being the silly kind of fracas that I am, I’ve decided to create an internet version of the game, and use it as an opportunity for link-getting. Everyone wants links, and yet lots of people I know, prefer to get their links in a non-obvious kind of way. We’ve all done the “copy this list and create a post and you’ll get links” type of tag… at least once, but most of us don’t want to fill our blogs with those posts. It may get links, but eventually will chase readers away.
This is a fun way to give your readers something entertaining to read and get a few links too.
Instructions:
If you’ve been tagged, check the last entry on the list. Copy this entire post, add your name and link to the end of the list, copy the sentence in the previous person’s entry and change ONE word in it to try and change the meaning of the sentence for your entry. Name and link only ONE person to tag and then post the whole thing as a new entry in your own blog. Please make sure to transfer all the links to your post otherwise you aren’t providing fair linkage to the people before you. Although this will take longer to get around, by tagging only one person you will avoid making mass enemies by having to tag many people, and it will also guarantee only one true version of the game is circulating out there. Fracas, the creator, will attempt to keep tabs on the game and periodically report on it.
Please try not to tag someone you see is already on the list. If you’re on the list, have been tagged again by someone who didn’t pay attention to the instructions and you don’t want to do another turn, please leave a comment at this post over at Fracas, and Fracas will take your turn for you in order to keep the list going.
1. Fracas – http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.
2. Mark @ Blogitude – http://www.blogitude.com/ writes:
Never continue dating anyone who is nude to the waiter.
3. Wiggy @ http://damewigginsoflee.wordpress.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude to the waiter.
4. Froggy @ The Road Less Traveled – http://froglette79.wordpress.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude under the waiter.
5. InTheFastLane@ That’s Life – http://thatslifev2.blogspot.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude under the water.
6. Treadmillista @ Just Treadmilling Around – http://treadmillinginplace.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue dating everyone who is nude under the water.
7. Christine @ Watch Me! No, Watch Me! – http://watchmenowatchme.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue watching everyone who is nude under the water.
8. Candace @ not that i don’t love my kids – http://notthatidontlovemykids.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue scratching everyone who is nude under the water.
9. Fracas – @ Fracas - http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Forever avoid scratching everyone who is nude under the water.
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I am tagging bluepaintred to pass this on to one person who will enjoy taking part.
I’m almost scared to see what happens to this now. Have you seen how many rabble-rousers frequent her blog? Seriously… when she was away, her blog-friends went through her drawers even!
