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The internet is on fire again, only this time it’s for Valentina Vaughn. Just as with the call-the-fire-department-it’s-beyond-my-control kind of real fire, fracas thinks the Valentina Vaughn fire will prove to be not much more than the equivalent of a grease fire in a frying pan where the cook didn’t know a lid or a box of baking soda would do the trick.

So the fire department arrived, took care of it and despite all the neighbours coming out to see what happened, there wasn’t much to see.

Unlike the five alarm, every-unit-to-the-scene-this-one’s-taking-the-whole-house-down kind of fire that was (and still is) Vanessa Hudgens. She’s not burning up the block anymore, but she’s smoldering… and there’s still a unit or two hanging around in case she fires up again.

Poor, poor Valentina Vaughn then. Her appearance on Howard Stern’s show hasn’t caused the fuss she’d probably hoped, and neither has her partially nude photos available at Stern’s site.

Why?

Well, it seems that the internet world loves it when a “good girl” suddenly “goes bad”. It’s a marketing dream for an up and coming (pun intended) kind of starlet. Vanessa was a “good girl” and whether or not she was really a “bad girl” pretending to be a good girl, the end result for her was the publicity and offers that have resulted. Not bad for someone who reportedly was posing for those shots as young as 15 and firing them off to boys she was mad at… just to let them know what they’re “missing”.  Valentina on the other hand, might be a brief flare up in the internet frying pan, but the fact remains, that she’s no “good girl gone bad.”  Her website already offers up all kinds of nudie photo choices of her, along with some real porn offerings.

Only you have to “join” the website to see them.

So, all of you who are searching for some nudie shots of her may as well just know right up front, that you can have them if you want them. She won’t be coming out with any “Oh, those were personal, for my Prince Charming only, and I have noooo idea how they got on that nasty internet” type of statements for you. Nope. her statement cuts right to the truth of the matter.

“Hey Guys, Thanks for joining my website.

Inside you will find all my uncensored and totally hot photos and videos.”

The fuss being made about her right now, is silly and unwarranted. She’s no different than any other porn actress (and I use that term lightly because really… faking it is something lots of women do.. have done and probably will continue doing without calling themselves actresses) out there, and their names aren’t ending up on the most searched list on any given day.

It’s a nice try, Valentina, but you’re no Vanessa Hudgens… or even no Antonella Barba. Had you wanted the publicity Vanessa got and is still getting, you should’ve at least been as smart as the good girls gone bad before you were, and at least pretended to be a good girl first. That’s how it’s done today.

And understandably so.

With things going the way they are, and society embracing this girls gone wild culture like there’s no tomorrow, it must be hard as hell (pun intended) to make a big name (again, pun intended) for one’s self in the porn industry. Some porn statistics courtesy of this really informative (and yet… not safe for work) video are:

• 89% of porn is created in the U.S.
• 12% of all sites are pornographic
• 25% of all search engine requests are pornographic
• $2.84 billion in revenue was generated from U.S. porn sites in 2006
• $89/second is spent on porn
• 72% of porn viewers are men
• 260 new porn sites go online daily

So here you go… nicked from TechCrunch (who nicked it from Somewhat Frank, who nicked it from…)

The point of this whole post is to contribute my two bits worth to the internet bruahaha that is now, a litany of searches for nude photos of Valentina Vaughn. I don’t think she belongs up there as the big search term. I think it’s all a scheme to drive traffic to her site so just save yourself the trouble and go join her website. She wants a few bucks out of the whole thing and well… at least that’s honest. All the look-at-me-I’m-a-good-girl-gone-bad girls are doing the same thing; they want your money too, but they want to get it from you in a sneakier way. At least Valentina’s being honest. She’ll show you her tits (and a whole lot more) but she wants your money.

If you keep searching for nude photos online, then at least type in the words “free” into your search so that the world can see it’s not really Valentina’s photos you’re trying so hard to find (since they’re readily available), it’s free photos of Valentina you want so badly.

Here’s some help. Please note that most of these aren’t safe for work, and if you’re looking for this stuff from work, then you know… get the frac back to work and save the porn for home.

Valentina’s MySpace Page (though set to private)
Valentina’s Marquis Models Page (Nude Photos, definitely Not Safe For Work) 
Valentina’S Website (Nude Photos available if you join, which costs)
More Valentina Links