Filed under: Amusement, Friends, Life, Notables, Shameless Self Promotion | Tags: designer doggie clothes, dog names, dogs, fracas, Friends, Homeless Family Blog, man's best friend, names, red velvet cake, Sugar Queen's Dream
Imagine how thrilled I’d be to learn that John has named his dog after me!
I tell ya, I darn near pee’d the fraccy pants. I don’t know if I’ve had an honor this great before. Dogs live for like… years, and so for long after I’m probably even pushing up daisies, John is going to be dragging his sorry butt out of bed to walk Fracas; he’ll be feeding Fracas, bathing Fracas, and when he’s sad… Fracas will be there to lick his chin and make him smile again.
I’m so impressed about this that I’m going to go out and get me a cake to celebrate. If only there were some way I could have Judy ship me one of her Red Velvet Cakes that she blogged about way back last fall when she says I was her only regular reader. She’s too darn famous now, so I probably have no hope of getting one of those cakes but the point is… this news about John naming his dog after me is big enough that it would warrant one of Judy’s cakes.
Read for yourself.
From: http://www.ooowoo.com/dog-names.html
- Dog Names
Dog names can be enjoyable to choose but can also be a daunting task. Is it possible that one name can suit a dog better than another? Should dog names mirror human beings names or should you choose names based on the size, shape, color and/or personality traits of your dog? Should you go for serious sounding names or choose fun ones?Dog names reflect so many things about the animals and are every bit important as humans names. The name you choose also accurately sends a message about how you feel about your dog and whether he or she plays an essential role in your life. Interestingly enough some dog names have a more positive connotation than others and some are most definitely a conversation piece. Just like people, some individuals like to name their dogs after someone significant to them or someone they admire (such as someone who enjoys the work of William Shakespeare and chooses to name their dog Shakespeare). Shorter names that roll off the tongue easily are generally most favorable as they are easier for the owner to say and simpler for the animal to learn.
- To date the most popular name for a dog in North America is Sam (the meaning of the name being “listener”) and other versions of the name such as Samantha or Sammie. Sammie can easily be a male or female dog’s name. Moving on to the second most popular when it comes to dog names is Max (which comes from the Latin word meaning “the greatest”) and other adaptations of the name including Maxie, Maxine and Maxwell. The third most popular dog name is a female name, Lady, which is closely followed by the names Bear, Maggie, Buddy, Tasha, Chelsea (sometimes spelled Chelsie), Holly and Shasta. Other very popular boy dog names include Jake, Casey, Cody, Duke, Rusty, Toby, Barney and Winston. Other very popular girl dog names include Molly, Lucy, Ginger, Sasha, Katie, Missy, Brandy and Taffy.
So yeah.. I’ll be whoopin’ it up now. And making sure John knows I know that he admires me.
And let me tell you… he’d better know right up front, that Fracas likes the good things in life. He can start shopping for Fracas now.
Christmas is just around the corner… and John… don’t be clicking on any of those “sale” buttons either. It didn’t work on Seinfeld, and it won’t work on Fracas.
Filed under: Life, News, Pedophiles, Sex, Uproars, Vermin, World | Tags: Allena Ward, Children, Karen Robbins, mentally disturbed, pedophile teachers, sex. teachers, sick, Wendie Ann Schweikert
Allena Ward, Wendie Ann Schweikert and Karen Robbins.
Who are they? They’re female pedophiles… and they were teachers.
Making the news again, are more teachers having sex with their students… mere children.
I’m so angry I could spit.
My youngest is 11. If any ignorant, mentally imbalanced freak of a teacher tried to do anything with him, I’m afraid she’d be missing some body parts… the ones that would eventually fall off from being tied in a fraccing knot by an angry and vengeful mother who knows that dumbass women who think it is in any way acceptable to have sex with 11 or 15 year old boys should be kept as far away from children as possible.
Honestly. What on earth is wrong with our world. Can’t they walk over to the nearest triple X store and just buy themselves a damn vibrator?
Ex-Teacher Charged With Teen Sex in S.C.By SEANNA ADCOX – 15 hours agoCOLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — A former teacher was charged with having sex with a teenage boy, the third teacher in the same county accused of such crimes in the past year and a half, authorities said Monday.
Karen Robbins, 49, was arrested over the weekend and charged with three counts each of criminal sexual conduct with a minor and committing a lewd act on a child. The sex occurred with a 15-year-old in her car and twice at her home between September and November 2005, according to arrest warrants.
Robbins was a private school teacher at the time, and officials said the accusations did not involve one of her students.
Robbins was released from jail on a $90,000 bail.
Messages left at a telephone listing for a Karen Robbins in Clinton and with the county public defender’s office were not immediately returned.
Police said they began investigating after school officials turned over letters in July found at Bell Street Middle School, where Robbins worked during the 2006-2007 school year.
Earlier this month, Allena Ward, also a former Bell Street Middle teacher, pleaded guilty to having sex with five teenage boys, some of them students where she taught.
Wendie Ann Schweikert, a former elementary school teacher in Laurens County, was sentenced in June to 10 years in prison after pleading guilty to having sex with an 11-year-old student. Ward has not yet been sentenced.
“You’re concerned as a parent. You’re concerned as a citizen and concerned as a prosecutor that these events keep being uncovered,” said solicitor Jerry Peace, who prosecuted Ward and Schweikert.
The now-17-year-old boy in Robbins’ case, a former student at Bell Street Middle, is cooperating with authorities, Peace said.
It proves one thing. Women can be vermin too.
Filed under: Amusement, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, Life, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Myths, News, Notables, Oddities, Random, Spoofs, World | Tags: , Ahmadinejad, gay, homosexual, Humor, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, spoof
I like to research things. While I didn’t go through my school years with a pocket protector and a pair of coke bottle glasses I was always, the girl who got good grades and enjoyed getting them.
While dictated to during those years, and forced to research boring things like populations of countries and their gross national product (explain to a kid why that’s not supposed to be funny) as a grown up, sometimes the things I like to research are a little offbeat and definitely a lot less boring.
Take Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for example.
Yes… I know, you’re thinking to yourself that I’ve cracked. Too many celebrity posts have just ruined the poor fracas. That very well might be true, but it’s not why I mention Ahmadinejad.
You see, I was reading the news (which the fracas often does) and I was so taken by the articles of poor Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad being laughed at during his speech at Columbia University, that I decided to do a little research on him. After all, sometimes we find compassion for people when we know a little more about them.
So the students at Columbia were mean. They boo’d him, were upset he was allowed to speak there and then… they even laughed at him! Can you believe it? I wouldn’t either, except I read it as follows:
- “NEW YORK (Reuters) – Vilified as a Holocaust denier, a supporter of terrorism and a backer of Iraqi insurgents, the president of Iran was actually able to make New Yorkers burst into laughter — but not at a joke.”
- In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country,” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said at Columbia University on Monday in response to a question about the recent execution of two gay men there.”In Iran we do not have this phenomenon,” he continued. “I do not know who has told you we have it.”Loud laughs and boos broke from the audience of about 700 people, mostly students at the Ivy League school whose garb included “Stop Ahmadinejad’s Evil” T-shirts.
- Everyone from presidential candidates to September 11 families had expressed outrage that Ahmadinejad would speak there.After his assertions that Israel persecutes Palestinians and that Iran’s nuclear program is for energy not weapons, the Iranian leader’s comment on gays broke the tension.”
I t didn’t take long in my quest to find out if Ahmadinejad has a sense of humor, to find sites like the ones listed below. I’m sure you’ll enjoy them too. The opening image is from the Six Meat Buffet site below.
- Six Meat Buffet
- The People’s Cube
- Little Green Footballs
- Free Frank Warner
- Fatwa Watch
- Culture War
- BerryBurger.com
- Verbal Caricature
- Iran 4 Sale
I promise you’ll enjoy this last one…
I encourage everyone out there to comment and leave a link their favorite joke about Ahmadinejad. Just remember, when leaving links in WordPress.com blogs, any more than two and you’ll be flagged by the spam filters.
Having enjoyed those,
for a lark, I tried Google Translator and I was shocked. The horror of what it told me was more than mere words could translate, so I’ll just show you with pictures.
I’ve decided that I don’t think those students were very nice.
In fact, I think they owe him an apology. It’s not nice to pick on people when they’re going through a tough time. I’m not sure if I should believe it or not, but well… could Google be wrong? I thought Google was like, the god of the internet or something, and if Google said it, it must be true.
Still… I’m having trouble grasping this.
See for yourselves. Click the image to see the screen capture of the search results I got.
Based on what happens to gay people in his country, when this information about him comes to light, someone out there might want to offer to take him in.
Perhaps one of those Columbia students who laughed at him would offer?
It’s the least they could do.
Disclaimer: This post is a spoof. It is not actually true. Sometimes things in life are so nasty that you just have to laugh at them, lest you be rendered into a depressed heap of blubbering and despondent mess. Those of you who have been upset by it, I am sorry but I think you need to get a life.










Batkins, 42, of Harrison Township was charged in 41B District Court in Clinton Township with two counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct, a 15-year felony. She was released on a $25,000 personal bond.Batkins, a married mother of two who taught French for about 15 years in the district, resigned over the summer.Police and prosecutors say she had sexual contact with the 17-year-old from December 2006 until the end of the last school year.”She has not admitted to having any sexual contact” with him, Macomb County Sheriff Mark Hackel said of Batkins who turned herself in early Monday.Batkins stood mute before Judge Sebastian Lucido with her hands in cuffs. Her mother and husband were the courtroom, Assistant Prosecutor Jean Femminineo said.The 17-year-old’s mother went to Roseville police in July after finding evidence of a relationship on her son’s computer. Her son told detectives he consented to sex with Batkins in Batkins’ home and a car, police said.