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While reading over at Rootietoot’s, I came across what is truly the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. I honest to goodness almost peed myself while reading it.
I know for sure, that every parent of a teenager will appreciate this one. Please. I beg you… put the coffee cup out of reach because you will ruin your keyboard.
Crystal writes about herself, “This is not a mommy blog. My kids aren’t perfect & I cuss a lot. I think that disqualifies me from the mommy blog club.”
It makes Crystal my new hero. I am a mom, but if you’ve been reading at fracas, you know I’m not perfect, my kids are so way not perfect, Mr. Fracas is also not perfect and I bet I cuss more than Crystal. I might be deluded, but I think that makes me (and Crystal) real mommy bloggers.
Go read the post over at her blog called “Boobs, Injuries and Dr. Pepper“
You won’t be sorry.
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As I mentioned in an earlier post, there was the possibility that photos of Vanessa Hudgens taken when she was significantly younger than 18, might appear on the internet. Reports at that time, indicated photos taken when she was 16, were emailed to then boyfriend Drake Bell, and may appear online. Because of the age when they were taken, fracas asked you not to look at them if indeed this happened.
It appears I was right.
Only you’ve already seen them…
shudder…
and Drake Bell’s insistance that he never got any photos was true.
In an interview with the National Enquirer, former boyfriend Adam O’Neil said it was he who received the photos back when Vanessa was 15 and he 16.
- “Adam says he met Vanessa at an acting audition. “She was 15 and I was a year older,”"I asked her out on a date and we went to a movie — Jeepers Creepers.”
The story continues to explain that they dated a few times a week for a few months, then, at a party where she first broke up with him but then gave mixed messages by kissing with him, he told her enough was enough. Continues the Enquirer,
- “But three weeks later Vanessa e-mailed Adam and they talked online.”She said she still wanted to be friends with me, and she was sending me a picture.”Up came the picture on the computer and I realized I was looking at Vanessa — standing stark naked and looking right at me.”I’d never seen her in the nude before, but I recognized the background. The picture was taken in her bedroom and she must have taken it with a camera sitting on the dresser and set on timer.
Adam continues to explain that he filed the photo in a folder dated for when he received it… January of 2004, and immediately told his mother about it. He claims to have been surprised to see that exact same photo on the internet recently. To quote O’Neal’s mother,
- “His mother, Margaret O’Neal, told The NATIONAL ENQUIRER: “I was horrified. I thought Vanessa was such a sweet girl.”
So all you fraccers out there clicking on links to find those photos… did you get that?
She was 15 when the photo was taken!
I think everyone needs to stop looking at those photos. If the information in this post was correct, she’ll be posing for some skin magazine now, and while to me, the mom of a 20 year old, it still seems really creepy for anyone over the age of about 28 to want to be looking at an 18 year old’s naughty bits, I concede that it is the legal age.
In this new light, perhaps my suggestion in this post was the one that makes the most sense.
As fracas did, evidenced at the right… please click one of these links, and put some clothes back on Vanessa Hudgens.
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So okay, I took a bit of creative license with the title. In fact, I’ve never heard anyone say that, which is why I’ve phrased it as a question.
The Pussycat Dolls aren’t all that unrelated to Vanessa though, considering she’s considering at least part of their title as her new approach to photos
- “Hudgens has reportedly decided to cash in on her nude photos and may pose for sexy shots in a men’s magazine. “I think being a women and being able to show a sexy side is empowering. Being able to show we are comfortable on our skin is a good thing. I totally would pose for a sexy magazine. But not playboy,” Hudgens said.”
The story is corroborated over at Starpulse.com.
I’m pretty sure she’ll have to go with a magazine that’s interested in what’s between column A and column B though, since she’s already given away everything else free on the internet. I’m sure her parents are hoping the magazine shots are out in time for them to slip a copy into this year’s holiday letter to family and friends. “This is little Vanessa, all growed up. Isn’t she a beaut?”
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m tired of hearing the poor Vanessa song. In an earlier post, I suggested she might’ve leaked the pictures herself in order to create publicity and improve her bottom line. That’s bottom line you goofy people, not her bottom. She’s already shown us that her bottom seems to be ok as it is.
So it was no suprise then, to find stories today suggesting she leaked her own photos. From Hollyscoop.com,
- “A source close to Hudgens says, “There are rumors she’s fine with those photos ending up on the Internet because she wants to move away from her ‘goody-goody’ image.”Shortly after the nude photos leaked she canceled her ‘Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ appearance but hasn’t ruled out posing for FHM magazine.When Star magazine contacted Vanessa’s parents, Greg and Gina Hudgens, responded: “We’ve been instructed not to say anything.”
It seems that ole fracas isn’t the only one to think maybe Vanessa needs to settle down and remember how old she is (18) because there are reports of her and the I-took-naked-photos-for-you-now-they’re-on-the-internet-whoops-honey boyfriend Zac splitting up because she was a little Girls Gone Wild on him while he was in Australia promoting Hair Spray. No.. the movie, not the product, although he does kind of have that perfect hair look.
All in all, fracas finds it really is hard to feel sorry for the “poor” girl.
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Argh. Aaaarrrrrgh, ye maties, it be none other than a naked photo of the wee lass, Alicia Silverstone, shillin’ fer them nasty landlubbers believin’ it be the sin te eat of the meat.
Could it be more fittin’ fer a lass who be enjoyin’ the makin’ of the fun at the silly folk who be believin’ the green stuff can make strong bones and fittin’ curves te be worth a man’s sword, then te be postin’ the photo fer me friends te be enjoyin’?
Aye, she be cute, but she be not showin a dern thing. This be shurin’ te be makin’ the men aim fer me lassies fer te deal with the frustrations of the yardarms after seein’ the wee lass and yet not seein’ the wee lass. Shiver me timbers, methinks this could be causin’ a mutiny. I be off then, te scour the land, find the Silverstone lass ‘n set her te the barnacle removin’. Aye.. it be a fittin’ punishment fer tauntin’ the good sailors ’bout some treasure and deliverin’ none.
Disclaimer:
I realize this post will get hits long after “Talk Like A Pirate Day” is over, and so I shall offer this disclaimer. I do not like Peta. Peta is stupid. By PETA, I mean those people that vandalize and stuff in the name of defending animals, not the People Eating Tasty Animals PETA people… ’cause those people are just funny and, well, today I’m supposed to be a pirate, and I think pirates eat meat.
The funniest thing I read was a comment left by someone named Brett Weir, to the photo over at ExtraTV.com, which read, “At least Alicia is true to the values of PETA- you’ll notice that no beaver was shot to make this ad.”
You can go visit the site and leave your agreement to his comment. I tell you. I almost spit coffee err, arrrgh… rum.
