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Missing: Barry Manilow’s Testicles

Earlier today, fracas wondered (but not too seriously) whether or not Barry Manilow was suffering memory loss  regarding his refusal to appear on The View with Elisabeth Hasselbeck. I concluded it was all a publicity stunt of the smarmiest nature, to promote his new cd.

It seems there is more to this story, and in fact, the problem isn’t memory loss, but missing testicles. You know… cojones.

Over at Hot Air, I read that Manilow has been chumming with none other than Rosie O’Donnell, and because the Copacabana singing smarm-onster had appeared on The View twice previously while Hasselbeck was a host, this pathetic story about her conservative views offending him appears to be no more than a juvenile I-won’t-be-your-friend-if-you-don’t-help-me-get-even-with-Elisabeth kind of thing we advise our 14 year old children not to get involved in.

I’d like to say I’m surprised at all this, but here at the fracas blog, I’ve been pretty clear about what I think of Rosie. No, really. You’re still not sure what I think of Rosie? How about now?

From Hot Air:

    “Access Hollywood calls them “longtime friends” but speculates that this is less a matter of Rosie leaning on him to take revenge on Hasselbeck than him trying to kick up some buzz for the new album. Exit question: It’s Rosie’s fault, right? Sure it is. “

So I wasn’t all that wrong. It is a health problem for poor Manilow.

No balls.

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Dear Fracas

Your visual says ‘don’t get these’. Unfortunately I already have a collection.
Have you any advice to offer? Should I make a donation?
Your help and advice would be much appreciated.

Yours

DaddyP

Comment by Daddy P

Dearest DaddyP,

Thank you for being so concerned about poor Mr. Manilow. The visual does say “don’t got these” and truly, it’s an honest statement about the poor man. It is the saddest thing I’ve learned of today and had you not posted such a kind offer, I might have been forced to bed down tonight in the worst fit of depression imaginable.

I, being a Catholic, have been taught that it is good to help your fellow man and this troubled me because, being of the feminine persuasion, I of course, have no cojones to donate to this unfortunate soul. I fretted all day, that he would, for lack of a suitable solution, be swallowed up whole by the evil O’Donnell. Land sakes, we know she has already taken posession of his nether regions, it shan’t take much more to posess the rest of him.

Please do consider a donation. It would surely guarantee you a place in Heaven, and should you require protection from the O’Donnell, I will gladly round up the forces.

I thank you, on behalf of all those who’ve gone before him, and on behalf of all the good, deed-doing Catholics in the world.

Sincerely,

Fracas

Comment by fracas

Maniloser can’t sing anyway.

Comment by coollikeme

I like to collect nuts and bolts , let me look I may have them…….
Hugs and PEACE!

Comment by Judy

As a Manilow fan from many years gone by.
My jaw hit the ground.
I have cancelled my (2) front row seats @ the Hilton ($1500) (Now he need’s damage control)
The Hollywood crowed have become more & more infested with the ( Pinko’s in disguise) and their supporters the ACLU.& Saros
I just wish we had a “McCarthy” in the Washington wood pile to go to Bollywood and sort that lot out.
Not one mention on the “emmy’s” of our glorious troops who die daily for their right to live in freedom
You are a great American for having the balls to tell the truth
THANK YOU

Comment by Kathy & Jim

I’m not sure if you meant Elisabeth was the great American, or me.

I’m actually a (Conservative thinking) Canadian, but love my many American friends! As you’ve probably noticed, I tend to poke fun at the whole celebrity existence. They just don’t live in the real world.

Seriously though… $1500? No wonder they end up so messed in the head, it’s fumes from all the printing ink on the money.

Comment by fracas

Do you think it maybe in the same place as Dp’s missing leg? we better watch out as before we know it a frankinstein may be being created on blodsphere!

Comment by 70steen

Very funny. I’ve enjoyed Barry on all the t.v. magazine shows whimpering that he was misunderstood and it was just a big misunderstanding. I think he didn’t realize that some people just aren’t important enough to boycott anything. No one cared. I like his music (would NEVER pay $1500 though) but the situation was tacky.

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